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Previous thread: "Grape-kun's pure love respect station" edition. 3D was a mistake. Post only purest of waifus.

WHERE ARE THE HOGS

Be Wizard.
Use magic to win over waifus

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>Somebody decides to use your CYOA as the thread image
Truly, the best feeling.

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What happens if i choose Tiny girl?

Get or be. Your pick.

>3D was a mistake.

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

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Well the choice is obvious then

Please post my cyoa

you post mine first

i asked first

Time to post a classic.

that's why you need to deliver first

And don't you dare post the fucking teamwork edition.

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How many 40k CYOAs are there? Including Jumpchain.

tree fiddy

As promised in the last thread, here's a small sampling of girls who almost made it into >, but for whatever reason didn't.

Admittedly, the most common reason is my incredibly autistic standards for "visual distinctiveness" and insistence on making all the backgrounds feel very "day-to-day" (i.e. no "unbelievably" extraordinary individuals) making it difficult to come up with unique personalities for many without intruding in any way upon niches already taken in one way or another by the existing girls, background or character-wise.

user your autism is out of control

I'll take tree girl.

you can take only one girl

good for you, there's an enormous amount of really bland solo porn of her out there

God dammit. Why do they ruin themselves like that?

because they don't really care about your perspective on whether they're ruined or not

>muh subjective morals

jesus this is like when the Alice guy finally snapped

it's funny how something as basic as the idea that a person can do what they want with their life always triggers people

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On the one hand, it is appreciable that you put that much thought into picking the camwhores for your CYOA, especially compared to other waifu choosers (and let's not lie to ourselves, that's what this is). On the other hand, I got to agree with , your autism has gone too far. Many of those girls are perfectly fine. You are making a CYOA people are going to at best masturbate to and then forget about and much more likely ignore, not casting roles for the next big TV show.

I am the Alice Guy. user's GF has been my first big work since.

Well, that explains it then.

Holy shit.
Just want to say I enjoyed the Ultra Devoted Alice Challenge. I don't think anyone else has attempted it.

posting etch version

Didn't you ascend to the statosphere as the Waifu Autist? What are you doing on Earth?

How would Veeky Forums feel about a text based Cyoa?

Because I'm making one, kinda short, but with textboxes too full to be comfortable.

So I dunno if I should just write it down or workaround and make it more legible (and possibly longer).

they have wifi up there now

how would you feel about watching movies without sound

Even Gods feel the urge to interfere with the lives of mortals.

Thanks! I'd hoped that someone would. I can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed most people found it overwhelming, but I guess I got nobody but myself to blame.

I'm fine with text based CYOAs but some people discount them.

I'd take the geeky muscle girl. Maybe make her into something that requires a lot of diligence, like painting miniatures or 10 hour megagames?

And suddenly everything is clear.

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Do you think Elijah Wood found a way to make the CYOAs real and gained immortality? It doesn't look like he's aged since the '90s.

Actually sometimes I do watch them.
Depending on the kind of film it may even have a better feel.
Obviously that's only the case with outliers but still.

Having lurked a bit I know that, unfortunately.


Anyhow, I have some stuff in the works.
I will get back to you once I've seen how long it is near completion.

Gallery project from the other thread.
I hope this proves the doubters wrong.

Just like Araki or Reeves.
Maybe they actually did and they just don't share, what a bunch of dicks.

I probably wouldn't share too though.

The template for anyone trying their hand at it.

Well, it's its own thing. I guess most of those wouldn't make it past Alice user's psychotic standards due to either being too unusual (world class snipers, Olypmic athletes, crazy backgrounds, etc.) or too pretty, but we do know that he's psychotic so at least that's firmly established.

How do you guys prefer waifus/husbandos in cyoas? with their personality clearly defined by the author, only their archetype so you can fill in the rest (like tsundere or yandere) or a mix of both?

Yeah, I don't think anyone in their right minds should aim to out-autism AliceAnon. Let him do his thing, be awed at the results, and stick to normal person stuff.

>Marie
>That dress
Nice 'purity' there.

I always liked this one.

>Life Wizard
>Healing Specialist
>Summoning
>Plant Specialist

Nothing fancy, just moving to the woods and summoning a bunch of dryads to live the good life with.

If that wasn't an option though (and as I'm assuming society has reverted to more of a city state kind of thing given communications are probably down) I'd make a deal with a suitably accommodating ruler, to serve as a healer and makeshift hospital for their city (which helps keep me young and powerful anyway) in return for making a forested clearing in the middle of their lands (giving me a place to dwell with my companions and guards).

I prefer all companion options to be clearly defined.

Honestly, I feel like most of those are either too out there to be a good fit for the existing 14 girls, who had a very strong theme of "feeling like people you might realistically encounter", or feel too similar to one of them already. I can't speak for anyone else but I found the main appeal of > to be how *grounded* most of them felt, which this doesn't do for me. It feels like those could've easily been regular anime waifus with pictures picked from /s/ instead of /a/.

I guess Eloise, Miko, and Zoe feel like they might've made it. The rest, if I'd wanted someone like I'd just pick an anime girl.

But that's just my opinion.

Personally I prefer when they are somewhat of a blank state, but with one or two details fleshed out.

Random example out of a military mech cyoa I have in the works:

>Pick your support officier

>Sergeant Pines
>A grizzled man, very professional, a real tough guy. Will support you at his best, but is very strict on the discipline. He secretly loves cheesy action flicks and sappy old-school romance films. He keeps it hidden to keep his image.

Throwing my lot with these guys regarding the girls' believability. No offense, but I think you might've gone too far with trying to use the pictures as an indicator of each girl's "unique personality". In the end, rather than feeling like real people, each one feels like a caricature of someone who's insanely good at whatever habit it is they're shown to be engaging at. The fact that they're all said to be world class practitioners also makes them feel less relatable. puts it well with "if I'd wanted someone like [that] I'd just pick n anime girl."

It took me like 3 hours to do.
I saw her, user. I saw her past the veil. She called out to me.

I want to bang your mom, but I don't want to get syphilis. What do?

What's the point of giving them 3D pictures when they all sound like they came out of an anime? A genius slutty ex-nun? A world-class sniper (who just so happens to look like a cutsey girl whom I can assure you hasn't been on the same continent as a battlefield a day in her life)? An "Israelian" (the term is Israeli) secret agent? It's not like we're exactly lacking for waifus.

Posting an actual CYOA for a change.

This thread could really use a genie gallery.

Do it 3 or 4 more times and divine powers shall flow into you.

Why the comparison though.
Should all non-anime CYOAs fit in the same niche? It's just the accompanying pictures.

I will skip right past it.
Either gonna pick slutty nun with big boobies or The Trump's wife (based off images). Sad you didn't include best girl she looked so innocent and cute.
I prefer it when I can not take them to get more points.
Clearly defined is better.
Make it.

I prefer a description but it can be a short written section, a list of pros/con (like Fulcrum) or an in character speech from them, so long as I get a glimpse of personality.

cyoAdventures
real pictures

This is the most difficult CYOA I have ever laid eyes upon.

Yeah go ahead and wait for it to be in autosage then do it.

I prefer them to tell me about themselves in person, but no one's made a CYOA like that yet.

I mean, it's not like groundedness adds much. It's just a flavor, it can be as good or as bad as any other flavor. It's just a personal hang-up he has.

From what it sounds like a lot of people seem to associate the "groundedness" with the pictures of real girls. Which I do agree are complimentary qualities. I suppose if you ignore it just kinda feels like you switched the anime pics from a bog standard CYOA with some camwhores, so it loses a lot of uniqueness+loses points from those anons who automatically prefer 2D.

Zodiac Brides amongst others does

Letters technically aren't in person.

Seen in that light it's actually pretty impressive AliceAnon managed to pull off that level of groundedness. From Alice, I got the impression he was more into zany anime stuff.

I mean actually in person. Like I could feel them up if I wanted to.

Fine, the angel and demon one then, where you have both in person introductions from them and pros and cons.

I wanted to distance myself from The Game of Alice as much as I could within reason. See how well I manage to pull it off.

Out of curiosity, of the girls I've posted, which 7 do you like best, and why? What about them struck you as truly, visually unique? What emotions and/or thoughts did they inspire in you? What did you feel they'd have added to the existing roster of 14 girls that was "missing"?

If I make another expansion, maybe I'll take your opinions into account.

Are you saying I can become an Eldritch waifu by doing it more times?
I was thinking of doing a new run today since the author is back, using the secret "be the waifu" cheat code

>using the secret "be the waifu" cheat code
There is one?

Also: DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

I'd be honored to see your results.

>AliceAnon is literally incapable of communicating without adding at least five questions to every statement

To Carcosa I go.

beatrice best gurl

user's gf was better but it's still fine for a quick cyoa

>No 2d.

For the record, what'd you like better about user's gf?

You know, Aliceanon, you'd get way more responses to stuff if you didn't make every interaction with your words feel like an exam.

Life Wizard
Death Wizard

Healing Specialist
Enchanting
Wildshape

Living Death
Enchanting
Summoning

I'm master of both life and death

>tfw your girl doesn't make the cut

The blond on the right that almost made it is Alison Angel. You should have no trouble finding alternative images of her if that's what you need.

It's not fun. You need to call an ambulance, it's stressful as shit, everything's covered in so much blood you don't know how to provide treatment and you keep thinking she might literally die in your hands, you're filled with guilt that you might be somewhat responsible for it through something you did or didn't, and in the end she's more likely than not to hate you for stopping her. Either way, the odds of you remaining together is slim.

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Your obsession with 3D is offputting.