Galactic Federation

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Good day, fellow members of the federation. How bare you today?

Ah, we of the Zubarakian empire would wish to send our regards.

And, regarding that thing we discussed earlier, I assume this new addition is included in the topic?

Eyyyyy
Its me
Representative Aun'El Kolpax Jaxara of the Tau.
In need of large amounts of Nutrition Gel.

Most honorable Representative Why are you a Firecaste warrior? that shit aint diplomatic, we would wish to offer our continued services. I believe we were discussing the delivery of shipments of Nurtition Gel yesterday?

I'm currently at the frontlines of the frontier. I need the extra protection in case of an attack.
Yes yes.
It would be greatly appreciated if you could send about 4 ships filled with nutrition gel crates to Terrax.
We can pay however you want.
Machines, money or even manpower.

Yes they are. Their Grand Abbot is to give blessings to Claws of Gold when his father dies.

There is something important, and.... a passenger liner was hijacked by ploraxian rebels and their mercenaries. Ther have taken the entire ship hostage, and most of the crew/passengers are Taxla. I have dispatched three corvettes to surround the ship from the federation fleet. We need a force of marines to retake the ship, just in case.

Seems legit

The arrangements have already been done, and I believe the ships are already on the move, I believe your need was urgent So I took the liberty of rushing the process a little bit.

As for payment, I've been informed that you have quite impressive warmachines, which we'd be interested in, not necessarily straight away just ones you have as I believe they are optimized for your species, which is why I figure it would provide mutually beneficial if we found some way to arrange a technological exchange in return for the provisions we offer.

Simply put, we wish to learn how to make your machines and weapons of war on our own. Naturally you don't have to offer your best as that could be a potentially suicidal move.

Interesting, is it to be expected that there is, urgent "business" to handle? Or is there still ample time to further, negotiate, terms of business?

The Dabulan Ascendancy wishes to purchase 1,000,000 small arms from the Tau. We can pay in a monthly shipment of Zro.

I believe we have a good many years before the next coronation, so much that I don't expect I'll live to see it. I think there's ample time to talk with the leaders and find a better solution in the Dukedom.

Ah, how fortunate, but aren't there still several unresolved business issues left to discuss?
Regarding those whom are currently in power I mean, the universe works in mysterious ways after all, and sometimes there are, unexpected, events.

HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUSHROOM

Ah I see.
How about some of our battlesuits?
They are good at long and short range combat.
This is a large order.
We shall send 50000 small arms now and receive half of the payment until we finish the order.
Sounds fair?

Currently they form no entente against the coming Duke, and much to my good fortune Claws of Gold has been travelling far and wide to the worlds and meeting with them. He seems to have formed a amicable friendship with Wake King Asdri.

My only fear is how the Prince Haemonculus of the Qui'Potar will take to him.

meant for

>Suddenly, a message is heard on the comms
Taxla! How many of us must you kill with the loyalist scum in the civil war! You have acted upon us, and you shall feel the tempest
>Then, a massive explosion is heard from the civilian docking center, in the financial segment.

Those would be the machines of war that we're interested in.

But as I said, as your battlesuits are most likely optimized for your race, I'd see it a more reasonable exchange if you could share the knowledge on how to construct them, this allows us to develop our own designs using our own materials, and you don't have to sell off any suits you have since, I do believe that you have uses for them on your own.

And if the Prince takes a negative tone, is it possible that this may stir more inconveniences?

But, besides your internal politics, I was wondering, shouldn't we explore other venues of business as well? Perhaps weapons? Foodstuffs, or masterfully crafted luxury items?

Someone must stop your barbarous behaviour rebel, and if the full might if the Dukedom is called upon your heads their will be nothing left of your revolt save the ashes of those who followed it.

This is the first time their Prince shall participate after only recently becoming sentient on no small part to a collective biological effort. However we found that his race enjoy, tormenting other creatures for amusement. So the heir-apparent must proceed cautiously as not to stir a political scandal.

The Ph'luthigan League promises not to use the mineral loan on corvettes this time, gib moni pls.

Just bend space-time with a computer to give yourself minerals

Greetings to all of you. I must sadly inform you that her Majesty, the wise and noble aspect of Her divine will, the God empress Sabbalith whose wings shine many colours, blessed be her, cannot attend this meeting for her brilliance is needed for the rituals of our sacred way.

As per tradition, blessings be upon you all and your houses. I apologise for my Gvel caste escort, I know they are unsightly but the galaxy is becoming a more dangerous place.

Unfortunately I am not going to simply sell schematics.
You may have 100 battlesuits to reverse engineer how you see fit.

Oh, it's one of your happy little accidents we're talking about. Those simple ones?

Wouldn't it be advisable to tell the new ones to offer a plaything to the Prince to torment as he pleases?

Do you believe you can fit them in the cargo ships immediately? We would like to have these suits as urgently as possible

Well with this recent civil war business we find ourselves been drawn into, his soldiers may find a perfect theatre to practice their arts.

This civil war grows worse by the day. The Dominion may be forced to take a more proactive approach then just defending our worlds on the border.

There's a civil war? I've been terribly uninformed.

But I meant more in the sense of a personal gift, bribery tends to work wonders after all

Of course.
To what planet will they go?

They prove to be uncaring of wealth, rather flesh is what they seek. They are obsessed with the perfection of their sciences, but they demand unhindered testing on sentient beings. We intend to use this war as a under the table payment for their useful contributions if the science and ensuring the loyalty of the future Princes.

Forgive the intrusion, but such a machine seems odd to me. If it is to be armour then it makes you a far bigger target, an unwelcome feeling on a battlefield I imagine. If its size is so weapons scale why not give the weapons to a stronger species caste like a Gvel?

We have a planet called Sevrin Prime, the largest in its system, and our R&D headquarters, that would be optimal, although I must relay the information to them to expect your arrival, as it is a rather closely guarded sector of our space.

Wouldn't want to cause any undue diplomatic friction by allowing some terrible mistake to happen.

Pardon my wording but that's more or less what I meant, offer the prince a sentient being as a gift to do with as he pleases, as to lift his mood and be more accepting of the new members to your Dukedom, if you find yourselves lacking we have a wide range of available species on offer, some specimens are even on sale.

We give the suits to fire caste warriors.
They are the fighting caste.
Thank you very much.

Well we are a Avian exsclusive nation and testing on them goes against our morals on the situation, but the Prince would dearly love a supply of sentient slaves to perform his tasks upon. How many is the question however.

Your fighting caste are so small? House G'vo would be more than welcome to offer some of our Gvel caste. Do not worry, unlike the fools of House T'Vo, our Gvel caste are only of the fine species Yvm. Other houses would try to decieve you into thinking other species are as good as the Yvm for the Gvel caste

It was our pleasure, say, you woulnd't require supplies elsewhere, perhaps additional forces?

We at the Zubarakian Empire engage in most, if not all forms of commerce. And products and services have always been appreciated.

As many as you need, our rule spans trough many worlds, a relatively small fraction of which are for the sole purpose of perpetuating our lucrative slave trade, and we take pride in discreet deliveries if need be.

Having relayed with the Prince himself, his demands number into 3 thousand bodies, all must be young and healthy. He also placed a request for atleast 200 to be of extremely large stature, several feet above 7ft. Is this order possible to fulfil?

We'd be happy to have them over here.
Mnm...
No.
We are fine.

Of course, I'll confirm the order and send it onward, the Prince shall have his slaves in no time. But as always, our services do come at a cost, and slave trade is frowned upon by many after all, so I must ask, what can you offer us in return?

Very well then, it was a pleasure doing business with you. And we wish to do so too in the future

Consider them a gift of good faith between our peoples, one who fights with fire. Since you have lost 500 of your "battlesuits", 500 Yvm Gvel seems an appropriate number. Of course more are available should you find them to your liking.

Happy to do business aswell.
They shall be treated as generals.

Hello everyone, so it would seem that the Red Sea had an unfortunate incident of being stranded here, it seems nearly five centuries of using our ships with no major maintenance has put us in a rocky possession. If anyone is willing to help we will be happy to offer our services in anyway we can.

Most amusing. They are unbreakable warriors, in both mind and body, but it is not the place of a Gvel caste to make such decision on the battlefield. They will follow, but such a low caste should not lead. I apologise for my miscommunication, the So'Vih, do not use one unified war caste which I am informed the Tau do.

My brother, whose wings shine gold, owns a few mine worlds, I'm sure I could get him to offer some raw materials, but no manufactured parts I'm afraid.
I humble ask in return access to some of your technology. The optics of your form seem very advanced. It would be most grand to be able to offer their design to her glorious splendour the Empress, whose light guides our paths.

Betharian crystals, pending on the price of these slaves. Prince Haemonculi Quiktrax wishes to send personal gratitude in the form of biological research.

Why isn't this on /qst/.
/qst/ is the board for playing pretend. Veeky Forums is the board to talk about playing pretend.

Uh...yeah tgat could work will any of these minerals be radioactive, power would be our biggest problem. And my eyes might have schematics somewhere, if not I'll just offer one of my own if that would be sufficient.

Terrorist attacks have been on the rise recently as a result of the civil war, even in our station we have suffered these. While the Loyalists are starting to win, we must finish the war quickly.

And then the battle of Gomoro began, after a sweeping loyalist advance, here, this decides the fate of the ploraxian civil war, and who is the victor. A massive fleet of nearly 4,000,000 combined, and about 500,000,000 soldiers on both sides. Today, they fight. A special W'nai news reporter has been sent to cover the battle.

Hmmm... I fear that no, the he tends not to deal with radioactive materials. The minerals are still at your disposal however.
As for taking your eye, I do not fully know how to respond. I would prefer schematics, I do not want to be the reason you were ridden of an eye.
May Moxif's guidance your path.

Well, as for the bulk order of those 2000, there is a discount going on for the race we've selected to ship off, shouldn't be too much of a hassle, it was a good discount, I assure you.

As for the larger specimens, those were unfortunately a bit pricey, I'm sure the handlers will inform you more as to why but the short version is that they aren't all too submissive. Thus converting them to slavery is a difficult porcess, stubborn little bastards. But they fit the specifications.

However it shouldn't cost you too much, after all Betharian crystals are worth quite the much, I'd think it won't be much of a problem to pay for such a meager amount.

Oh it's no problem no price is to steal to continue our journey, and regular minerals shall be fine we can find uses we didn't get this far without being resourceful.

Good. Is the comms device on? We have been fighinng a massive civil war, and while we are winning, our infrastructure is badly damaged. We can buy some strategic resources, such as Bethrian and Teldar especially, for a stake in the profits of our mining industries. We also need lots of arms.

The Prince will be most pleased to hear this and promises to share results of what he learns.

You also have my own personal thanks for helping to secure a gift for the Prince and ensuring his loyalty as a new member of our nation. Name what it is you desire in return and if it's within my power I will see it done.

We thank the Baron Taxla for supporting us loyalists in this time of war. We request federation involvement, we have broken through their lines. We are close to winning!

I am merely a ambassador, but by my own suggestion his majesty deployed forces to assist your rightful cause.

Interesting request, it sounds like quite the bulk order, but I must voice my concerns, despite it being unlikely in your current situation, we must be prepared. What if the rebels win? I hope you understand that we cannot base our business only on promises of payment, especially since your current situation is as volatile as it is.

What else can you offer but a stake in your mining industries, or more specifically, how can you ensure that our payment is both adequate and lasting? Do keep in mind that as you are in civil war, winning or not we must also detach escorts for the freighters, which, naturally costs extra, as the alternative option of risking to lose the ship and its cargo is seen as a successful delivery, since then the safety of the delivery is entirely on the recipients responsibility, and even lost cargo will be at full price.

As for your requests, they have been put through, though not a single digit will move in order to deliver it.

We'll, be in touch, I'm sure there will come something which we require, in due time.

This week on federation news network:
Preliminary battle of gomoro begins, a first hand view from our reporters on the ground. Hazar involvement in the war, from the remnant that is, has been found.

Hi hello would you happen to have radioactive elements for sale we are kinda in a desperate state?

Yes greetings hello the Conglomerate has been made aware there is a "war" in progress, is this really the case?

Quite the case, some large ground battle now to decide its outcome.

Yes unfortunate most depressing, who is winning?

From reports it appears the Loyalist forces have the upper hand in the war, having gained outside support.

Yes interesting possibly concerning, these Loyalists are in the right we assume?

They fight to install the right heir to the throne, the rebels battle to place a pretender upon it. By our own deductions we have chose what side is right.

No arrogant not our place, would it not be more prudent to allow them to resolve their own political conflicts? Does interfering not smack of self-interest?

It appears that some amongst you esteemed representatives and ambassadors know little of our nation and how it works. I can see how having many princes and barons ruling sectors of their species can be something of a peculiar situation.

However I am given full rights to assist any who wish to know anything of the Rok Dukedom and her client states. So please feel free to ask.

We see inky tradition being stepped on by the greed of the few and the delusional. If we leave it be the war could spiral out of control and last much longer resulting in needless Avian deaths. We are prepared to see as few lives extinguished as possible to bring about an end to this madness.

No disagree dangerous, involving oneself in trouble that is not one's own leads only to complications and setbacks. Doubly so if it is the natural way of things. We humbly suggest that if not pull out outright, you consider withdrawing resources over time. Without knowing the outcome, you may be preventing a future full of progress and wealth for all.

>After several bloody months, nearly a year, the battle has been won. The rebels are on a full retreat
After nearly hundreds of millions of deaths of all species, we have won the battle! The rebels are at full retreat, and we are pushing them back on all fronts!

As of now only naval forces are committed to the fight. We await the outcome of this battle to determine future involvement.
Should it end in victory for the loyalists we will downsize to support roles, but should the pretenders win we will commit ground forces.

Do you have any robots? And do they feel unfulfilled with menial life?

the ploraxians do have robots, and ones which have received sentience are guaranteed equal rights.

I see and which side prey tell do these sentient ones fall on?

The loyalists are winning, Taxla! Long Live Kinrotos XVII!

We have robots but they are not in any way sentient. They are pre-programmed to fulfil a certain task, for example line production. We never had the need to build robots that had conscience. They are also generally arm-machines for assembly lines and such.

3 regiments of Yssravannar knights have been given to your commanders to finish them off. Press this advantage and rid the galaxy of the pretenders.

They do choose. Usually due to gratitude they are with the loyalists, most of the time.

Go back to your containment board.

>Be me
>be /b/tard
>decide to do something like the gay faggot I am
>post something retarded on thread
>laugh for a minute
>commit suicide.

Anyway, after these few months most of the rebel strongholds have been cleared and they have been rerouted to nearly three systems from 50. Koromar, Enigmatic Bastion, and the Vorl system.

Well thanks for describing yourself user, but that has nothing to do with my statement. This ERP belongs on /qst/ or /trash/.

Oh sentience is not a prerequisite needed to join the Red Sea l, the princess loves all her mechanical kin.

If we were to offer assistance could we be allowed to speak with them?

No, thanks for taking the time to make something as pointless and retarded as your post!

Go cry to the mods then.

Thanks for making Veeky Forums even shittier than it already is.

And, this is free-form RP, just like the Inquisitorial Penal Regiment threads of old. It is allowed on Veeky Forums, as we do not follow a specific DM.

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Well it falls to me to say something that is not sentient would be unaware of its own condition.

Go back to /pol/ or /b/

Meanwhile. The battle for the last rebel stronghold begins, with a massive space fleet engages the weakened rebel fleet.