The DM shoehorns his fetishes into the session

Pls no bully ;_;

I've had a few shit players that kept thinking I was "realming" them.

>Me: You come across the remains of a fishing village. It's clearly been attacked. There are bodies everywhere.
>PC: What kind of bodies?
>Me: It's a mix of adult and children. Mostly men and boys, but you notice...
>PC: Really dude? Women taken as Sex Slaves? Jeez.

>Me: The princess has been kidnapped by a dragon and...
>PC: Yeah, yeah. How man times did the dragon rape her, dude?

>Me: The cultists have chosen a virgin sacrifice...
>PC: What is it with you and young girls user? Just can't stop killing or raping...
>Me: For fuck sakes, the virgin in an eight year old boy, okay?!
>PC: Fucking sick dude. Get that pedophile shit out of here.

The first time I thought it was some fun trolling, but no, no it wasn't.

Fuck off, frogposter.

>You don't do this, right user?
Not a lot, no.

Fuck off, moron.

Sounds like your players are projecting user

Fuck off, frogposter.

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If My PC was impreg by dragon off screen and I couldn't do anything about it then does it mean DM REALM'D me?

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>join erp session
>complain when people erp

I mean how else could you have avoided it?

>ask DM to shoehorn my fetish into the campaign
>he says no and calls me a creep

>The DM shoehorns YOUR fetish into the game
>involving my character, another pc, Clarion (bum, bum, BUM), the Witch Boy, and age regression.
>DM takes sadistic pleasure in watching me squirm uncomfortably
>dm and i fuck after the session
>A couple days later the other player had drawn r34 of our two characters

I wish it happened more often, as public exposure/voyeurism is another fetish of mine.

No, most people are aware that only the worst boards have frogposters on them, which is why Veeky Forums discourages frogposters from coming from those boards to try and spam their dumb meme here.

So I guess you dislike frogs?

My latest character is pretty much a fetish insert. She's a shortstack succubus. I wouldn't force it on other players though. For now she's just there.

>shoehorning your own fetish into the game
Terrible
>shoehorning random fetishes into the game to see who can't hide their powerlevel
Also terrible, but I'm the one doing it so it's funny.
Lucky bastard, wish I could get art of my characters.

Post the character art you are using for her.

>wish I could get art of my characters.

Commission someone to do it.

While nothing overtly sexual is ever outright described a lot of fetish elements do leak into the campaign.
Pregnancy, short monster girls, lolis, and interspecies breeding to name a few.

Internet commissioning is a swing and a miss for the most part.
First off, there's finding a skilled artist whose drawings fit the rough style you want for your character - if those two aren't in place, you could as well not pay the money.
When you've narrowed it this far down, there are more steps.
First, you need to find an artist who has some kind of communication with their fans, is productive and keeps deadlines - most drama relating to commissions comes when the artist "forgets" to read the commission details, "forgets" the deadline or "was in a bad spot", and you don't want to pay 50 dollars for a commission to only get a sketch thirteen months later.
Then, you need to find someone who does commissions without being taken up by furries - almost all artists who do furry porn by commission have year-long waiting lists, since furries are organized, desperate and way too rich.
We'll assume that the artist wants to draw the commission, since this isn't about porn but characters, but many artists have genders or ages they're bad at drawing and might refuse.
And then, the biggest factor of all - the price.
Social media culture and individual-worshipping Tumblr feel-good political correctness have managed to turn art communities into a hugbox where your art is always perfect and unique and is worth $200 even if you just started drawing two months ago, and if you're too bad to take money for it, say that someone in your family broke their leg and you need hospital money.
I dare you, literally dare you, to find three or more artists who are technically skilled, don't just draw a single thing and nothing else, timely, not occupied three years in advance by furries, and most importantly doesn't charge $50 for a bust sketch in charcoal pen.
If you want a sketch of your character, on the modern Internet you have to shell out $200-250 to get a full-body portrait without sketching lines, eraser marks or hideous mistakes.

Comission hentai artists. They can do quality SFW, 90% of the time they're not stuck up whiners and they don't charge ridiculous prices. If you pay more then 120 for a full color portrait you got scammed.

I see you still live in 2005.
What's happened since then is that the general Internet userbase has changed quite a bit - from people with engagement, attachment and competence regarding their communities, to a huge amount of people who scream value judgments, insincere compliments and cheap praise at anyone who happens to draw, because it's easier to gain vicarious pleasure from supporting someone good than actually trying.
People are getting more and more reluctant to actually work hard because they're force-fed on social media telling them they're all unique snowflakes with three million different stress disorders, which leads to the fewer remaining artists being worshipped and offered huge commissions by people who support them solely as a replacement for actually creating something themselves.
This gets a large amount of artists to get full of themselves, which causes them to get sloppy with both drawings and deadlines, raise prices and prioritize money over art and the community (which then usually results in them finishing the furries' $500 full-color group sex scenes with three different variations first and having people with $20 commissions wait for months).
Artists who don't get full of themselves and raise prices are attacked in a different way - the fanbase will get inordinately worried at some point if the artist isn't exploitative, greedy and callous, because Tumblr thinks that providing a service without passive-aggression and white lies is "empowerment". They'll be bombarded with intervention-tier Internet shitting until they raise prices to the average. The inflation of prices, too, and especially the fact that the people with the strongest community tend to have both the most bloated egoes and the most people to spread the word, people not in the loop start assuming that anyone demanding less than the equivalent of $50 for an hour of work is a scammer, because all the good artists have an hourly pay of $200.

Oooor you just go to drawfag threads where sure, lot of it is crap and may not befit your taste but sometimes you can find someone decent who wants to draw your shit - and for free.

>Get this as character art for a prospective player.

They can get pretty bitchy about the strangest things in those threads, I've seen someone go apeshit over a reference someone used for a character.

And if you get a single fill of one request, even a scrawl, you better not request that rough theme ever again or you're gonna get sperged on.
I'm a regular in the drawthread - why do you think I didn't mention that? If you dare post a request more than one single time in the history of mankind (and people know - there are posters archiving requests months back to police the thread for people "taking" their requests), the thread's peanut gallery of spergs will start false-flagging as you and adding "fixes" to ruin the finalized fill, spamming your request posts for weeks straight, trying to play out the drawfags against you and generally doing all they can to ruin your request because you dared not be satisfied with four lines a shitposter gave you.
These people have convinced themselves that the entire drawthread is in fact a systematic request machine where drawfags automatically start from one end of the queue and chew their way through, and they're convinced that their request would have been fulfilled multiple times by professional comickers if only other people didn't want their "pointless", "fetish-baity" and "cliché" characters drawn.
If you request a character that's too typical, they'll pounce on you because they think your character is a "waste of a fill".
If it's too atypical, it's a Mary Sue who doesn't deserve to be drawn and is too complicated for the drawfags - of course they know, even if they don't draw themselves.
If the character design is striking, it's magical realm if it's female and wish-fulfillment if it's male.
The only things those shitters don't jump on are short, easy requests that get filled by some of the thread's Paint wranglers after twenty minutes.

I can attest to this, I requested a skaven necromancer with some simple details, this seemed to offend the thread to some degree and about 20 or so posts later someone actually drew it, but it was just a shitpost done in ms paint. I'd post it but I didn't bother saving it.

They are a strange bunch

I'd tell them that their horribly mutated character died during charmaking since being so disfigured, it probably was killed after birth by concerned parents. Or the penis just hogged all the blood so soon after birth the baby went braindead.

>not saving art people make for you even if its a shitty mspaint drawing

come on senpai

You've got good fetishes. I hope something good happens to you or me

Wasn't there a Roman virility/phallus god that looked like this?

>frogposting
>greentext thread
kill yourself

Priapus, yeah. But even he didn't have a penis longer and thicker than his main body.

Eh, not every artist out there is a furry megastar with 50 people in queue who charge $200 for a full body art.

Sometimes you find an artist and then they get popular and charge but thats the nature of the beast. You go out there and find new artists. Artists who are just opening commissions especially charge very low for their art because they are worried no one will commission them. And a lot stick to that comfortable $30-50 range for character art. Sounds to me that you have a few artists in mind you would love to get art from but they are very popular and charge a lot and instead of finding new artists you're stuck in a rut about it.

"FROGS REEEE" is just as bad as "NORMIES REEEE".

depends entirely on the context, but the only situation where I can say that isn't realm is if your PC already had a thing for said dragon and the DM just ran it while you were gone.

>>The players start doing the same
Sounds like everyone's on board, to be honest. Wouldn't be fun for me, but hey, seems to work for them.

Nope.
It's that I have literally not seen a single Western artist in twelve years on the Internet who is all of the below:
1) Not a deluded, narcissistic cunt with a raging self-fable boner who causes drama on their own site;
2) Not an amateur to the level where you could literally do better yourself if you had a tablet and a week of practice time;
3) Not a fraud who starts at $50 for a literal pencil bust sketch and has full commissions be a one-time bonus for paying them $200 a month on Patreon (these people exist);
4) Not a slacker riddled with self-diagnosed mental illnesses that mean they randomly disappear off the Internet for months, forgetting commissions along the way;
5) Not booked full by a whole site full of furries spending their mothers' money to make commissions that include fifteen OCs that the author needs to double-check with each author in turn and then without fail cause a flamewar when someone gets buttmad about how their fursona/waifu gets handled.

I've seen multiple of those in one artist, sure, but there's always two or three missing.

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