Why do elven women love human men so much?

Why do elven women love human men so much?

It is almost always a case of /ss/.

Because the creator entity that dictates the laws of those universes is usually a horny human.

There was a hentai about a brown loli elf whore in a brothel that explained it perfectly.

Can't beat the big human cock

How can elf bois even compete?

We fuck their women while they fuck ours

It's gonna end with our two races become one

Elves lack males of their own, therefor human males are weird and exotic.

The same reason human women love orcish men so much.

lack of long term commitment

They don't, you're confusing them with digimon.
On the flip side, no human man wants anything to do with digimon that way in canon despite what furries say.

GREEN'D

Because it's like a pet dog that you can have sex with, but nobody looks down on you for doing it, and it's just as good, if not better than having sex with another person.

Elves look down on elves that fuck humans and humans would probably lynch an elf-fucker.

>and humans would probably lynch an elf-fucker.

Or give him a high-five

Most elves aren't into bestiality.

The only high five he's getting is the number of feet he is getting lifted off the ground by a rope pulling at his neck.

>GGC
>Glorious Green Cock

Just another exploitative myth used to further bestial stereotypes about my people.
Please, pink skins, keep your women in check; even if our phallus are proportionally larger, no civilized species enjoys being treated like meat.
Except elves, of courses.

Are you implying that humans are beasts?

I prefer tolkien orcs, at least those aren't warcraft ripoffs.

Simple, they are into into human men because all their Ellen men are too busy fucking each other.

A glorified ape that can learn how to wrought is still an ape, so yes.

They're basically dildoes. They're good for sexual pleasure if you don't have a real man, and can spice things up even if you do. And when they get old and worn out you just throw them away and get a new one.

>he doesn't live in a society of pure decadence

We apologize for nothing!