AAAAAGGGHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

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SOMEONE FETCH THE PAINBOY THIS GIT AINT RIGHT

Hrk!

UGH

KILL ME!!!

AHHHHHHHG
WHY
WHY GOD WHY

>Dial-up internet noises.

HHHNNNNNNGGGG!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

AGH!

OOF!

AAAAAAAAGGGHHHG

UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Why do new players buy stuff from FW?

Parents.

UNF!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

these are all forgiveable, i love playing against people who actually attempt to paint, as opposed to primered armies, at least they tried
these are just terrible though.

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Jesus, this one is the worst. You honestly can't get any worse than this. At least the others have potential for improvement. This one is unsalvageable.

That one is Duncan Rhodes' first miniature

I thought it was a canadian dread for a moment.

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That one's boring but otherwise it's fine.

That's... bad? I dunno, colour scheme is obviously bland, but the paints don't look disgusting and the base is good.

Nice meme.

I feel it is important for you to know that is a sample from some who who does commissions.

>Manus Manus

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Two can play at this game, fucker

>furiously models dead executioners on the base of carcharodon figures

This thread is seriously depressing.

How to fuck do I paint the faces on my minis?

I understand thinning your paints but i suck at faces.

Whoever painted this should have quit immediately.
No chance of improvement.

watch the first 12:30 minutes of this although it is too much detail for most rank and file models.

youtube.com/watch?v=IEtdpaMBe0Q

>Prep the head/model so you can hold it with a steady hand
> Thin your paint and use a wet pallet
> start with eyes. its easier to fill skin tone in around them
> darker skin tone as base
>thin lighter tone over areas that catch light. (brow, bridge of nose, cheek bones, lip and chin depending on the model)
>lighter still for further highlights over these same areas
> paint lips / hair / other details if you want but be subtle and careful.

if you are really lazy then base with cadian fleshtone, wash with reikland fleshshade, and then go over the raised areas with cadian fleshtone again.

>Dig out my old models thinking, "Hey, My guys are better than that!"

>Look at the sloppy brushwork on pauldron linings and eyes.

>Oh God, Why Do I Suck At Everything?

Noice.

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HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>That fluttershy octo-marine.

What the hell is that thing?!

How do I get better at this

"ahh, yes, quite"

While the scheme itself is disgusting it's at least of an acceptable quality, at least from this far zoomed out.

It's amazing how the body can be so shit, but the bloodstains on his left claw are so good.

Remember Veeky Forums
Don't do drugs

fuck you i won't do what you tell me

QUICK, DO DRUGS

I already did faget

This is a real nice kitbash/conversion too ;-;

He's right though. He painted that when he was a kid however.

beep boop VROOOM

WTF ARE YOU DOING TROOPER?

might have to thin the paints a tad.

that is fucking awesome and you can't tell me otherwise

I think I saw it in final fantasy 7

Oh fuck, I remember those now.

It looks like they are riding seahorses.

Irvines plasma pistol hand is the wrong way around.

keep doing it

sooury, heretic.

THICKER

Use shades/inks.

Saved

I have special eyes!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A FUCKING LEAF

behold

ferr dee umpruh

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that poor battle brother

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Back in GorkaMorka days you could by an Ork upgrade kit that actually had a bionic monocycle.
:D

Fuck you I want one!

it used to be a techmarine?

underrated post

>IM MELTING, IM MELTING!
>OH WHAT A WORLD!

UGH!

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God is dead, and we killed him.

That actually looks pretty good. I didnt even know it was pone at first.

Should i be mad these are MLP

Should i be mad he 'wasted' all this good plastic on an angry marines tier meme army

Should i be mad they are painted better than most peoples 'real' armies

Should i be mad most people don't even bother priming their grey shit, but this guy managed a whole force of meme-shit

Should i be mad that i have more knowledge of the show than i should and find certain character/unit match ups unfitting.

Should i be mad some of the ponies are shitty OC fandom memes and not even official

No, you know what? i'm gonna be mad at all the effort spent and then he goes for the shittiest flock grass bases i've ever seen. That stuff is 90's bloodbowl bad.

From the thumb I thought it was a Buzz Lightyear mod.

Bitch please, Angry Marines is better than this ponyfag shit

They're about the same.
>dude caps lmao

That Twilight Knight is quite cool, desu.

>when the warp hits

>painting your marines in the style of an actual fetish character

MI LIBRO

>you will never buy these models cheap, strip them and give them new life, in their rightful place at the Emperor's table.

Why is it always the autistic people that are good at painting miniatures?

Is it not?

To normal people MLP and warhammer are basically on the same level of cringe.
I wouldnt read too much into it t b h.

I-is it?

Nice bait

there's more

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>Space Marines find old terran vids of mlp
>Become obsessed with it
>Constant wars over best OC's and pones
>Imperium collapses again

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They all objectively all look really good. The only reason the thread is angry is that the banner is pone.

Hail the adeptus hoovus!
This is shit though.