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Laugh at /r/coinbase and /r/bitcoin ITT

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datadash said the government should make forks illegal

what will we eat all this spaghetti with?

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"when you yolo in with your whole allowance"

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>sorrynotsorry

fucking soyboys

Do you think most of the normies buying bitcone have money in stocks and are at least a little familiar with "investing?"

>livid with anger
my sides

Jesus Christ thanks OP. Im down 300 after being up 11k but lmao fuck

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Hell no. They don't know how that works either. They'll stick to mutual/index funds for that exact reason

Why he get charged after his account was suspended?

I would give him 50 to punch him in the face

fucking lol, i'm actually glad that this little crash is scaring the normies away, they ruin everything

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It's the Summit Crab-16

Source. Sounds like nonsense to me.

The people are fucking delusional, holy shit.

Das it mane.

I don't get it, did he keep margin longing going up or something?

It's still over 8600

lol reddit is this kind of emotional retarded on all fronts

He gained 180k, spent it, and then lost 180k
This could be what he's saying, i dont know

The funniest thing I read today

RIP my brother

Feels good to be a poor. Was only able to afford about $150 and I've been prepared to lose all that since I dumped it into normiebase. If I had put any more money in I surely would've killed myself.

>we’re having to recreate the financial system
>millennials

Surely he doesn’t think Satoshi was a millennial?

i refuse to believe this isn't a larp

He should be hoping BTC eventually goes back up so he can afford his medical payments for the broken legs he got after a bad fall down some stairs.

looks like normiebase doesnt have enough liquidity to handle all the withdrawals.
this will be fun. mtgoxed again.

I will never understand the normie line of thinking that they are required to buy bitcoins in FULL. They deserve to lose it all for not even doing their research before jumping the bandwagon.

You got the date wrong bud, it's 2017, but topkek nonetheless
>will sell when million dollar profit comes in
Normies are so fucking deluded that it might be borderline retardation

youtu.be/rbbwj4axU0M?t=8m13s

>Fate caught up with several lives here.

You fucking morons. This might shock you, but people make up stories, larp and bait outside Veeky Forums too. If you believe these idiotic posts you're actually dumber than redditors, yet somehow still smug about it.

He probably was one of those who thanked Charlie Lee for being "unselfish"

How is what he describes even possible? Is it just that he can't into math? Sounds like he's still in the money

Nah he "lost " 180k from the balance he had at 20k bitcoin. He is still in profit

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If he was smart he would have taken some profits on that and paid off his 140k loan when he doubled his money (17k).

He could be freerolling now.

>the stupidity of nucoiners

Didn't know r/bitcoin sends their PR here

If he just stays in bitcoin for a while he won't lose anything, and will gain a lot. He's only been in for less than a month! Some of us have been in for years. He just needs a five minute oldfag hodl pep-talk.

But he is still up 60K???

How do you know?

Can you predict the future?

datadash first bought at 2k

Can someone link this guy's thread? I need to know if he went in leverage or not. Or he's just emotional. He didn't lose base on that picture. He's still up

underage b&nd

>its only 700% of the gains lost!
>i didnt want that money anyway!

Casuals don't know about leverage

How do you "lose" something you've never had?

why I cant buy ETH with fiat using coinbase

they say transactions are disable by now

FUCKIN SHITHEADS GIMME MY ETHEREEEEE

Because we've been through multiple crashes bigger than this one percentage wise.

Only newfags are panicking.

When my $800 coins were $280 I didn't panic, I held on to them.

Now I don't care if it's $12k or $19k. I barely feel it.

Been doing this for over 4 years now. That's how I know.

Also, greetings from 8pol.

He's still up a shit ton.
reddit.com/user/hippidbuhsh

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I'd give him 100 just to punch him in the face, take the money back and burn it in front of his eyes

>we’ve been through multiple crashes

How many times has the transaction fee been 55$ during those crashes?

55555 get

I love how many bitcoin people where all in because of the free market but now they want forks banned. lol get fuck'd

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i'd be pretty upset if i were this kid but still lol

>datadash said the government

Mfw when libertarians want the big *evil" nanny state to step in as soon as straight white men get screwed.

>corecucks are libertarians

No. They’re literally authoritarians.

Libertarians believe forks should compete for hash and let the best fork win.

yep, guess what faggots in the wild wild west that is still crypto the exchange is part of the gamble

corecucks are anythign but libertarian

Someone born in 1981 would be 28 in 2009. That is old enough to have already finished grad school and a PhD.

I'm pretty sure Satoshi is a millennial. Older generations are simply not anti-authoritarian enough to invent something like Bitcoin.

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>Also, greetings from 8pol.
Greetings senpai.

What the fuck... What the actual fuck

he's such a whiny faggot

"best way" to sue lol

if you need to ask something so retarded you probably cant afford it

i want videos. videos of redditors committing suicide

It gets funnier. He's a /pol/ack

>forgets the network consists of more than just the chinese miner cartell

kek get rekt newfag.

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your post makes no sense

going on the_donald doesn't mean you go on /pol/

I bet he's also one of those DYELs who went on Veeky Forums with their pudgy body claiming they were going to be the "chad-right"
Band-wagoner with no direction in his life.

Why are Redditors such trend following fucking tards? If you seriously thought you were gonna make mad bank of this shit you are retarded. Did half of these chuckle-fucks do even the slightest bit of research?

>Why are Redditors such trend following fucking tards?
they are normies
>Did half of these chuckle-fucks do even the slightest bit of research?
No

Mills chuckle

He probably panic sold and rebought after the bounce several times.

It might as well
I've pretty much stopped going because /sg/ was the only thread not about how good orange cock tastes or a million fucking buzzwords
It's gonna be a shame to miss the next happening like Crimea but I'm not shifting through that shit

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If they allow withdrawals over 1k€, it may just be a case of overloaded systems and trying to encourage users to not cash out tiny amounts. Bank transfers are a notorious pain in the ass for any company.

that's because you are too new.

no youre just a nonsensical rambling corecuck