>two male players with female characters
>they roleplay how they are lezzing out in-character
>can hear them continue that shit from the 6th story kitchen window while i take a break to go walk the dog
>half the neighborhood asks what was going on in there
It's not gay if balls aren't touching bro, don't worry.
Since you're posting Made in Abyss I can only assume you're here to complain that they're fucking vanilla normalfags and you can barely stomach this pathetic display of low-level deviancy
Hot
what? why do you think that?
I only post MiA because i love Nanachi more than it is healthy for me
A thread died so you could post this.
You bastard.
your very personal bait thread, I assume?
Reminds me of swearing like a motherfucker about my customers in standing in the cooling room behind the drink shelves when I hear the fridge door close. Walk out to the desk and say "Good Morning" and flash my biggest smile while he gives me the stink eye.
Fucking 7Eleven.
I was planning about making a thread asking if the author of MiA was making us enter his Magical Realm(s) with all the fucked up shit that happens (plus the surprisingly high amount of instances that poop and shit are mentioned) or it´s just that he has a tendency to include a surprising amount of detail to everything, but I don´t see a reason to make a thread just about that
what do you guys think?
yes
>be dumb little kid
>jump down a hole full of curses, monsters and madmen
>get wrecked and piss myself
I'd say the author has an appropiate approach to the story
Do your players a favor.
Every once in awhile, have a group night out.
Stop by their house.
Make sure they're presentable.
Show them aftershave.
Insist they put on a clean shirt.
Encourage them to talk to some girls.
Just keep them in the present for a few hours.
Maybe one day a couple of them will get a lucky handjob and they can get that shit off the table
Poop and shit are pretty realistic. I once broke my leg and I shit myself because it hurt so bad, so I'd imagine people shit themselves quite often in hardcore situations.
>half the neighborhood asks what was going on in there
"Two dudes gay for each other who don't want to admit it"
"Bro, I just wanted to say if you had a puss I'd totally slam you bro."
>"Bro, I feel the same way. If you had a mad gash I'd fucking wreck that shit bro."
"Fuck yeah bro."
>"Yo bro, what if we both had a gash bro?"
"Holy shit bro, we could wreck each other's shit bro!"
>"Bro!"
I'm curious why you chose that particular speech stereotype
At the least his choice made me chuckle.
I do not approve of this furry abomination that has been being posted on Veeky Forums often lately, but looking up this abyss thing has shown me cute lolis. Silver lining.
I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for 400, Alex.
because its a speech type that can be easily manipulated to an extreme degree thereby adding emphasis to an already ridiculous situation for a comedic edge ya silly goose.
I've played with the kind of guy who plays a cute girl and then flirts with everyone else. It's not too unbelievable that you'd get two of them at a table.
>two male players with female characters
>they roleplay how they are lezzing out in-character
>can hear them continue that shit from the 6th story kitchen window while i take a break to go walk the dog
It´s a good series to find mutual understanding with
It's just so incongruous tho. Two bros in denial of the gay would definitely not engage in this behavior. They'd more likely play gay chicken or mime homoeroticism
>implying the bunny isnt the best loli of them all
ITT: "People have fun in a way I disapprove of wah wah wah"
you cant as easily escape the sounds of hideous and loud ERP as you can ignore people doing something more in private
>furry abomination
nanachi doesnt deserve this kind of treatment
Come on, OP, it's 2017! Nothing wrong with a double-gay orgy with your friends.
>They'd more likely play gay chicken
Friendly reminder: Never play gay chicken with Spartans. It ends in a profoundly unhappy 50-year gay marriage featuring two buff macho men trying to out-swish each other. Fun to watch from the sidelines, not fun to play.