Fuck trees
>And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
>And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
No really, fuck trees
>And Peter calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.
>And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
>For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
Ye olde
>Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Random passage
>That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar.
Classic
>The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Dunno
>And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
>For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
TemptingJesus
>And he brought him to Jerusalem, and set him on a pinnacle of the temple, and said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee:
>Then Samson said, "With a donkey's jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand men."
Ecclesiastes 3:1-3:8
(too long for this post, basically, a time for everything)