What's some thing you could find in magic urns and pots?

What's some thing you could find in magic urns and pots?

Magic urns and pots

Elixir.

Alternatively, give 'em elixir and they'll... I forgot. It was a while ago.

What is this, Soviet Russia?

2 cards

Halflings.

fermenting cabbage and spices.

Wizard piss.

About $3 in change

Two gallons of mayonnaise.

Everything else on that list makes sense and sounds like it could be useful: But mayonnaise? FUCKING MAYONNAISE?!

That's pretty good stuff right there

Spiders.
Little bear traps.
Acid.

Is there a discount for one where you roll on a random table every time you uncork it, or one where you roll every time you stop pouring?
I have a weakness for utterly useless useful items.

Mimics.

No reason why there can't be. There are even 10 options, for an easy even roll.

MA DIIIIICK!

Oh shit, I was really thinking into leaving a helmet somewhere and when the party tries to pick it up its a mimic. Guess this manga is literally good then.

What are the best chapters that give insight into monsters?

I like it, very The Thing.

Magic poop. Chamberpots are a thing, yanno.

Magic spiders.

Primitive batteries

poop

1d6 Magic Cobras, all of which know the spells charm person and charm monster. If they succeed in charming someone, then they will compel the charmed person to carry their pot around, feed them mice, take them to nice sunning spots, and other things that snakes would want.

Skub

Nothing, it sucks you in to eat you when you peer in too closely.
It was cursed a few summers ago by a spiteful wizard who, not angered enough to want to commit regicide, cursed and set the thing loose to eat the king's servants. Their disappearances were troublesome until the curse was found out.
It's a shame, too. The king really quite liked that particular pot.

xenos

what's that thing on the left

>you sellin' pot?

An autistic reclusive wizard's urine

Rodents of unusual size.

Flower Pot Men

Dignity and respect from your father.

Some of them are bigger on the inside, and contain a chamber.
A chamber pot.

Also, that's where people go to shit

...

Yourself

Mayo has eggs and thus expires quickly

Magic preservation makes sense

a handle

a puzzle

Hope

A red balloon.

...

pigshit and incest

You'll usually find naked women NEXT to urns. Don't worry though, it's art.

According to one of the first results in google.

>Get slimes out of hair
>Clean piano keys
>Hair conditioner
>Remove cursed rings
>Remove gnome runes
>Remove wizard scrolls
>Make dressing
>Remove slime
>Make dryads wet
>Fuck fireball
>Kill lice
>Cure petrification
>Fix furniture
>Open doors and thus, chests

Nigga, two gallons aren't enough

Fun fact: if you remove the verbs in this list, you get a list of answers to the OP's question

really fucking old magic scrolls?

Oil, perfume, wine...

Greed.

>Gnome textbooks are week to mayonnaise.
>Activates dryad date-rape.
>Engages in intercourse with orbs of flame.

I fucking love this.

Always put something in the pots. it sucks to search and find nothing. even like, a banana is good.

Just about all of the early ones focus on at least one monster and how to eat it properly.

Chapter 7.5 and 14.5 are condensed 'Monster Tidbits' chapters that briefly summarize some of their encounters. I was a fan of chapters 6 + 7 which cover how Living Armors work (beyond a magical explanation)

hilarious