Tic-Tac-Toe

Ah, but you forgot, the orc face got numberwang

The line opens up a portal to a mysterious dimension!

We shall do battle for this square

Cadia stands to keep back the newly encroaching portal.

A shoggoth entered the field and colonised centre circle

I play Dark Ritual. I play Delerium Skeins.

I discard three and play Three Basking Rootwallas.

The shoggoth burns through your shitty card game, revealing the true domain of conquest once again

Which activates the trap card and wipes the field. Your move.

Time vortex caused by the cicatrix maledictum splits the field in half and regurgitates Cadia. Your move.

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Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d6)

I deepstrike this square over here and charge at Cadia.

Rolled 1, 1, 4, 5, 4, 6, 5, 4, 6, 4, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 2, 2, 2, 6, 3 = 68 (20d6)

Cadia overwatches.

Make 3 rolls to wound
STR3 Flasnlights vs T3 Bloodletters is a 4+

Well, this is the best thread on Veeky Forums.

Good work everyone.

The 27th panzer division quickly mobilizes its mechanized infantry behind enemy lines.

Rolled 1, 3, 2 = 6 (3d6)

Draw 4, bitch

The camera zooms out

N-NANI?!

Oh no

Rolled 4 (1d20)

What color? I roll

I remember teching a friends kid how to solve this so he could always win or draw, Blew his little mind how easy it is and he was crazy proud to be the best player in his class.

best thread on Veeky Forums

Please download our optional DLC pack to access this part of the game.

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Did we ever finish that chart?

it's the latest version

Everyone make SAN checks

Rolled 63 (1d100)

Whoops, guess I must've failed

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>Terry Pratchett
Fuck, man.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

Does the Jaded feat negate the check?

My thoughts exactly.

Which book are the rules for this in? I'm not familiar.

youtube.com/watch?v=OeLxUVACQF0

I don't have time to do it subtle.

Is that a free square?

Holy shit user. You fucking did it. You are a tactical genius to rival creed.

and one hundred years too early
the battle is not over

>not knowing how to use the three sea shells.

A couple more posts and my sides will win the mars race

an army of legend appears in the rift!
Who will oppose them?

I cast recursion to trap all of those combatants, including the Legendary Army, in Time-Loop, forever destined to fight their futile war.

This is going to get interesting.

With so much distortion, space time begins to crack

Ah shit, look who turned up.

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It's time.

Oh shit look out, pol has burst forth from space time.

Bishop to b5, threatening to capture /pol/

I Play Emrakul, the promised End, targetting Robbie Rotten

The Bismarck checks the black queen, preventing any further moves from being taken until the check state ceases.

Lego™ Spiderman™ appears, repairs the cracks and subdues both Robbie Rotten and Pinhead

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We must keep going

Hey look, it's that space friends thread from a while ago. We have expanded so much TG is now within view.

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man this go's fast.
i play my knight card for ants and move the robber on the political allingment scale to prevent /pol/ taking resources form it.

Your move

Winston Churchill noticing the presence of neo nazi's burst onto the scene wielding a Tommy gun and ready for violence

hold on I can fit more winston in there

People Your move

Humphrey Bogart thinks its time to stop

Your move bitches, in the king of squares.

Threads like these remind me why I love this board

SETTRA HAS CLAIMED THIS DOODLE FOR KHEMERI

The swarmlord charges, hitting 6 times with his bone sabres and missing with his tail. He wounds 5 times ignoring armour. He does 17 points of damage ignoring armour.

Rolled 5, 3, 6, 3, 6, 4, 3, 1, 3, 5, 3, 4, 4, 1, 4, 4, 6 = 65 (17d6)

time for 17 2 up armour saves
then striking back on strength 6

Rolled 2, 6, 1, 1, 2, 6, 4, 6, 3, 4, 1, 3, 4, 4, 1, 2, 5, 3, 5, 4, 2, 4, 3, 2, 5 = 83 (25d6)

now 13 times 4 attack with a 3 up to hit and wound

Rolled 5, 3, 2, 1, 6, 4, 2, 1, 4, 1, 4, 1, 6, 1, 5, 5, 5, 2, 4, 3, 2, 6, 4, 4, 4 = 85 (25d6)

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

two more to hits

Rolled 5, 2, 2, 6, 1, 2, 3, 1, 3, 6, 5, 1, 4, 6, 5, 3, 1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 3, 6, 1, 5 = 83 (25d6)

52-18=34 rollaning first 25

Rolled 4, 2, 5, 3 = 14 (4d6)

and 4 more to wound

I spend resources to go beyond Flat World.

I ignore armour, why are you rolling armour saves?

Rolled 3, 4, 1, 2, 4, 6, 3 = 23 (7d6)

roll 18 saves, oh and I need my 3 up ward saves for my 7 unsaved wounded
settra's rules ignore ignore armour at a 4 up, he also has ward saves and 8 wounds

so you wounded one of 17 settras twice

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)

oh and I get a 5 up after that

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there are now 45 settras

Fuck it, enacting final solution.
Heavy 100 automatically hits all targets.
Wounds on 2+
78 wounds. D400 mortal wounds.

whew
45 times 8 is 360 total wounds

rolling for wounds I guess

Rolled 184, 63 = 247 (2d200)

apparently 4 chan can't do d400
lets try d 200

Rolled 3, 6, 3, 5, 6, 3, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 3, 6, 3, 3, 2, 4, 4, 6, 4, 6, 4, 2, 4, 6 = 108 (25d6)

ok 247 2 ups now

Rolled 2, 2, 5, 3, 6, 3, 1, 6, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 6, 6, 2, 6, 1, 2, 1, 6, 4, 3, 2 = 78 (25d6)

this will take a while

Rolled 5, 6, 6, 1, 2, 2, 2, 5, 4, 1, 4, 5, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6, 4, 5, 5, 5, 1, 1, 6, 3 = 98 (25d6)

rollan rollan rollan

Rolled 3, 1, 4, 2, 3, 6, 6, 5, 3, 6, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 4, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 6, 4 = 80 (25d6)

RAWHIDE

Rolled 1, 6, 1, 1, 4, 2, 1, 2, 4, 2, 1, 3, 4, 1, 2, 6, 2, 4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 3, 3, 3 = 68 (25d6)

rollan rollan rolann, though the streets are swollen

125 armour saves down 125ish more to og