Stat this race

stat this race

please

There are multiple critters in there. Which one you were talking about?

They're the same. The sexual dimorphism is because anime

They are all part of the same race. They are all Yordles, pint-sized feline-like humanoids from League of Legends.

Nope, those are all yordles. The males are furrier for some reason - that reason being short stack porn and the folding in of a completely separate race (the Bandles) in with the yordles because two short races was too complicated for Riot.

Anyway, +1 dex, + 1 int. Yordles are small, agile, and clever relying heavily on technology, magic, and guile to solve their problems.

Size: Yordles average about 3 feet tall and weigh about 40 pounds. Your size is Small.

Speed: Your base walking speed is 25 feet.

Brave: You have advantage on saving throws against being frightened.

Yordle Nimbleness: You can move through the space of any creature that is of a size larger than yours.

>The males are furrier for some reason

I mean... humans are kinda like that too, no?

Not to this degree, admittedly.

...

Not like Riot cares for internal consistency anyway.

I'd make it something more along the lines of

>You have advantage on saving throws against being frightened, confused, or charmed when another friendly yordle is present

I literally just copypasted halflings because that's what they are

Put something about demanding community.

Unless they retconned it, Yordles apparently go insane if isolated. That's why Teemo (ranger scout), veigar (prisoner), lulu (wandered into fairyvrealm) are nutters

It's still canon so far.

>multiple critters

They're all the same race, called Yordles, which are like halflings with animal characteristics. They're generally described as quicker and smarter, with advanced technology making up for lack of outright brawn (with one notable exception).

Hard to stat the race if you don't specify a system though, shitpost-kun.

But I came here not to make fun of OP for being a shitposter, but to explain what many people don't know because they picked up LoL later, or forgot because they don't care.

>THE GREAT MEGLING GENOCIDE

There there actually used to be TWO races, Yordles and Meglings that resided in the same civilization.

Meglings (Tristana, Poppy, later Lulu although Meglings were already written out by then) were the hairless, elfin eared "goblin-esque" race that was far more physically inclined (Tristana and Poppy both wield weapons larger than they were), as opposed to Yordles, who were intellectually inclined (Heimerdinger, Rumble, Veigar, Ziggs)

However, Riot, in their infinite wisdom, decided that Meglings would be merged with Yordles, wrote out all mentions of the Meglings as a race.

Tristana's title was always "The Megling Gunner", but her backstory was changed from her being a Megling to belonging to a specific group of the military called the Megling Gunners.

It took YEARS, but finally Riot went back and redid the art and models for the ex-Meglings to make them have fur and animal characteristics.

Rest in peace Meglings. Apparently it was too complex for the fans for there to be two small races living together each other with their different strengths.

Actually, lately Riot has decided the lore and setting were just too complex to bother with at all and has retconned almost everything, deleted the majority of character lore and replaced it will short filler paragraphs.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

They have been getting better at it with all their short stories for each champ. I don't think they did anything to the yordles yet.

Huegefy!

>Size: Large
wew

Sure is Summer.

Sickening.

Would you fuck a Yordle?

That is some super duper weird sexual dimorphism. The best thing about that race is their name.

Yes