Dey's call dere shootas "boltas"

>Dey'z call da drop "baff rooms"
da zog is a baff?

>>
Baff's a humie gubbins that ya make squigshine in!

You! Shaddup! Hummies gots two words for Boyz
Da Orky Word: Boyz
and Da Hummie word: Gurls

No wonda da hummies make no sense dey need two words for one thing!

>humies
>squigshine
With wot squigs?

I dunno, Melta sounds roight orky to me, boss..

Dunno. Hummies gotta have squigs.
I looted a baff and used it ta make squigshine, and I's much more cunning than the Hummie who was lootin' rain.

>lootin rain

>LaffinBeakies.git

'Ow many wurdz dey need fo shootaz?

whyz dere beakie boyz, no longa ave beaks?

'ow cum deyz neva ave fugus beer on 'em?

whyz dere squigs all mashed up inna can?

Umies ar weird. Stop muckin around 'fore da boss cums back.

Oi, youz needs wudzs for da shootaz wit flash bitz an youz needs wudzs for da big boss shootaz an youz needs wuds for da dinky shootaz youz let da grotz get. Dem umies ar weird, but deyz got some flash kit when deyz put der minds to it.

'e's got a real nice hat tho

>Dey's call dere dakka "Ammo"
>Dey's call dere nobz "Spes Muhruins"
>Dey's call weird boyz "Psychos"
>Dey's call some boyz "Gurlz"
>Dey's call mekboyz "Tech-propas"
>Dey's call dere WAAAAAAAAAGH "Emporium"
>Dey's call dere warboss "Emprah"
>Dey's call dere meganobz "Termites"
>Dey's call dere odder warboss "Girly man"
>Dey's call dere nobz warboss "table o' contets master"
>Hummies

Wot sorta grot dun want no fightin', though?

DOZE AIN'T SHOOTAZ YA DUMB GIT, DEYZ FER BOLTIN TOGETHA SKRAP

Dat's why 'e shoot 'em, ya git. So's the other grots want tah fight.

Iz da commie zar's hat shinny?

>lootin' rain

Very nice

Nah ya git, humies' got 2 wayz of nowin' whoz boss, 'cause theyz all small. Either theyz got a nice hat, or theyz got lotz a shiny bitz on 'em.

Oy, dem Spes Muhrins call dere nobz "kaptinz", iz dere Freebootaz or sumtin'?
And wot'z wit dem Eklisiky boyz? Why'z sum o' dere boyz, deze 'wunz wit da boltas 'n burnas, smollah dan da humie's odda boys but still shootier and stompier dan most o' dem? An' why'z dem humies call dere Waaghs "Croozade"? Zoggin' humies, I'z tell ya. Dey'z really cunnin', they are.

A git wot needs shootin'.

Da best fredh on Veeky Forums roight now

>>Dey's call weird boyz "Psychos"

Dat'z pretty Orky, Psycho-dakka frum da 'ead. spesly when da chaos warp-thingz crawl out

dere arnt enuff orkz on did ere message board were all da boyz at?

These threads bring me untold joy, thank you

A humey gotz in da fred! Let'z git 'im boyz

Oi, who let dis git in 'ere? Sounds like sum'uns look'n for a scrappa.

>dey kall da nob beakeez "prymaris mahreenz"
wot da zog is goin' on in da oomiez noggin'?

>lootin' rain.
I laffed out loud

>deyz call da nobs in da mobs a "leff tenant"
>me gob when

But iz dere a roight tenant ?

I fink deyz all leff. Dem 'umies so wrong, dey ain't got any roight in dem.

Orks use leftenuntz a lot too

Yah tellin' me cum hussar Yarrick ain't a Warboss?

Well zog me.

>Well zog me.
Ah know roight?
Zoggin' humie-luvin Blood Axe gitz be strait-up un-Orky I tellz ya!

'E woz a roight proppa 'Boss, but da 'umies ain't loik Orks, dey gets punier when dey gets olda. 'Cept da Spays Marinns, dey only gets tuffa, which iz why dey'z da best 'umies to fight

Da 'umie mekboyz and dose Ynni...Yanni... new panzees krumped some chaos boyz and gave a wake up kick to a beakie Warlord, who krumped even more chaos boyz.
I's heard that warlord was mad at all da "umies and went to his painboyz to make dem dead 'ard. Dose are da prymaris mahreenz.

Yinni-yad?

Zog if I's know. Wot I's know iz dat da pointy ears got a new Warboss who wants to 'ave a go to da pinky spiky boyz.

>beakie Warlord
Da meganob in da blu armor? I'z heard 'ez dead 'ard an' supa cunnin' too. Da humies call 'im a pro.. premork or sumtin.

>I'z heard 'ez dead 'ard an' supa cunnin' too. Da humies call 'im a pro.. premork or sumtin.
A Premork! HAH! Wez already krumped un o' dose big gitz before! Wot makes dis meganob humie any bettah den da otha git?

Dat other git only made da spiky panzees do da burny dance and wasn't green enuff. Dis meganob iz cunnin', brutal an' ded lucky. Why'z else dose spiky boyz, greyskins and otha' boyz getz zogged when dey 'ave a scrap with da blue beakyz?

...

>"table o' contets master"

so'z oi went to da mek hut an had 'em make me a new shoota. dey grabbed anuva shoota an strapped 'em tugever, so it makes double dakka

but den i got to wonderin' if u could take 2 mor shootas an strap 'em tugever. and den strap DOSE double shootas togever

da mekboyz looked at me like oi wuz a git, and den started talkin' numbery bits

dat was 3 dayz ago. I fink they still tryin to figgur out how much dakka it would be

maybe I shoulda been a mekboy

ya betteh get togetha sum teef cuz yer'z gunna need 'em
it'z gunna be roight orky

>maybe I shoulda been a mekboy
Wot's stoppin' ya?

All's youz needs is some skrap an' a krazy look. An' maybe some heads fer dah numbery bits.

>'e dont loike blud axes

Wez ded kunnin an krump gitz while dey be sittin o'ver da drops den leaf 'fore da offer boyz know wutz happenin'.

You gitz need ta learnz ow ta be sneeky an you'd krump more gitz too.

Wez also get da fanzyiest 'ats an shiny bitz.

I t'ot dey'z call dere warboss "Gen-rull", don'ts dey call Mork "Emprah"? Or wuz't Gork?

...

This thread is lame and dumb and you're a faggot for misusing that image.

>'ee callz 'is "Mork", "Gork"

>ZOG YAH YOU GROT
>kUNNIN >BRUTAL
>MORK > GORK
>NUFFIN LIKE STOMPIN WIT DERE OWN GRUBBINS

oi gits

OI! DA WAAAG ON KAR-DIE-AGH WAZ DA GREEN KROOZADE!

Oi Boyz lookie 'ere!

Dey'll neva know.

Hmmmm....
That seems strangely legitamite, yet something seems off. Something heretical, a heretical heresy, a kind of heretical heresy that's just... heretical.

>dey call dese spikyboyz 'hairtik'

>53656883
And then dere'z dis eldar.

Wot?

Get inz here!

I see it lord inquisitor, it bears the work "ork" rather than "greenskin"

sez it 'works', boss, da tek-prees musta done dat bit wen 'e shined it up last

'ere, 'ow many wurds are dere fer krumpin' sum git? An' 'ow many wurds fer tinking sumtin through an' findin' da anser?

I herdz they call der squigs "ratings". Beet too shooty for a squig, don't ya tink?

naw, 'ratings' iz wen you sez yer lad's a git, but den da boss sez 'es proppa
least i fink so

Is ya sayin' Mork's Cunnin'ly bru'al, or bru'ally cunnin'?

wot yoo FINK i sez 'ere ya zoggin' grot

DA UVVER HALF OF WHAT FINGZ LIKE BOARZ GOTTA WRASSLE WIF TO GET MORE BOARZ.

I like the cut of your jib, guardsmen! Nicely done interrogating the tech priests. I'll see to it you get extra rations today.
But something still seems... odd about the lot of these guardsmen. They're all green and do not speak the proper Emperor's english! They must be from some strange backwater world of the Imperium. I find it difficult to understand the lot of you sometimes. But, I've seen stranger regiments.

I remember hearing of one commissar having to lead a regiment of felinids into battle. Talk about herding cats.

zog is you doin gits

I think they are irradiated Ogyrns sir, they are about as big, and about as simple.

Irradiated ogryns?
This does explain quite a bit. I'll have to make a note of that and wait until they die of radiation poisoning. I imagine the magus biologus or some other branch will be interested in this. Either that or if they become additionally mutated then we'll have to alert the Ordo Hereticus. Can't have Ogryns running around that have what-have-you.

What's this talk of mork and gork that they keep rambling on about? It isn't heresy is it? You know how I hate heresy.

You know how Ogryns go on about their own leaders, who killed lots of the Emperor's enemies. I suspect Gork and Mork are just particularly legendary Ogryn.

Legendary Ogryn?
Remind me to have another look at the roll of honors next time to see if they made it onto a list somewhere. I recall one Ogryn that served the Militarium in a particular instance. Served a Colonel or some chap. Rather good with a bolter as I recall.
But we can't have them venerating these Ogryn. No no, that wouldn't do, might lead to heresy. No, have to teach them the error of their ways. The Emperor is the only one that they should be venerating.
Make a note to send some chaplain to have a talk with them about it. If they still venerate these fellows then we'll have to start exterminating them. Can't have the spread of heresy among Ogryn. They might not have enough brains to figure out how to open a can of grox-beans, but they certain have enough strength to rip it open.

Always wondered if the british think orks are offensive.

Nope.
Football hooligans are generally despised.

>ork slang is supposed to be akin to british slang
>comes across as ebonics without fail

S'LOIK A BOI WIF DIFFERENT SQUIGGLY BITZ, 'N SHE SHITZ OUT HUMIE GROTZ.

Dis iz me. Litra-lee me. No otha characta can come close ta relatin' te me loik dis. Dere iz no way youze can convince me dis ain't me. Dis characta could not possibly be anymore me. It’z me, and nobody can convince me othawoise. If some grot starts mouthin off ta me on da topic of this not possibly being me, den Oi immed-jetly Smack 'me upsoid da head to make 'em stop bein stupid and know dat this characta iz me. Dis characta iz me, it iz indisputi-indusipit- ya can't say no. Why some git would try ta argue dat dis characta ain't me is beyond me. If youze held two pict-chas ov me and dis characta soid by soid, you’d see no difference. Oi can safely look at dis characta every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. Oi can practically see dis characta every toim I look at me self on da flashy metal bitz of me trak. Oi go on a Waaaugh an' Boyz stop me to say "Zoggin 'ell boss, you'ze jus loik dis one characta". Oiz 'ave me a good laugh as I’m as-shored everyday dis characta iz me in every way. Oi can smile each time Oi getz out ov bed every morning knowing that Oi've found my identity wif dis characta and Oi know my place on dis rok. It’z really pretty funny how similar dis characta iz ta me, it'z almost like we’ze identical twins. When Oi first saw dis character, Oi 'ad an existential crisis. Wot if dis characta was da real me an Oi was da fake git. Wot if dis characta act-chal-lee became aware of me existence? Did dis characta have da ability ta become ded-cunnin' itself?

...that actually might be enough dakka.

Mebbe fer one boy, if we'z kan get dat much dakka on all da boys we'd be laffin all da way ta Terra

Anyone kno wot a "wanka" is? Da humies keep callin' me one, an Oi'm not quoit sure whoi.

I literally laughed

chortled so hard by back hurt

dez callin ya a grot, ya git!