The last character you played is being stalked by a female vampire and will stop at nothing until you are hers...

Well..hellfire burns vamps just as well as it burns mortals. ( the character is a borderline Slasher/ Lucifuge.)
Also, first post here.

My current character is an RT Arch-Militant.
I'm pretty safe, barring my wife on Scintilla getting butchered.

I'll be up for a new wife then.

Slaughter her in the name of the Blood God.

As we play in a vaguely Slavic setting - carry rice on him everywhere. Then find its grave, dig it out during the day, cut off its head, put it between its legs and turn the body face down.

On the one hand, I wanna say she would be the best waifu, always trailing behind your wake of devastation happily slurping it up. On the other, bitch is stealing from Khorne.

Walk through the forest with a lamp and a shotgun, best case scenario I either kill her (unlikely) or scare her off, or I get raped by a crazy yandere vampire

let the amalgams take care of the minor reality deviant while i relax with a margarita on the beach enjoying my fat stacks of cash

Live above the polar circle where it's day for six months. Switch the poles twice per year.

My character also recently had visions he would die soon, so in my head he would either see it as either extending his life that brief moment longer or at least get his death out of the way in an isolated area

Depends. How hot is she?

If it was pic related yeah...

My character is a fallen paladin revenant who desperately wants to be human again, and in the good graces of his solar deity. Knowing him, he'd lament about his predicament non-stop to this fellow undead and hopefully drive her away with the emo.

My character is a prideful wizard who likes spell collecting.

Her attempts to "make him hers" will likely be interpreted as a challenge worth however much force he deems necessary. And since he prefers to be no-nonsense and she's undead, she's probably as good as destroyed.

Be very confused as to why she wants me

Flee for the hills, my character is obsessed with his personal autonomy and likely wouldn't want to be chained to a wall in some bats castle

Wipe dust from the shelf on which I'll soon put a gemstone with her soul inside.

Panic, mostly. I guess this depends on the setting, but where he's from vampire range from mild annoyance up to walking natural disasters depending on a couple of factors. He really would rather not see people around him getting killed, and would try and somehow appease her without letting things get to crazy and abandoning everyone he loves.

As a disciple of slaanesh devoted to the art of manipulation an pursuasion, he would take full advantage of this oppurtunity to gain a powerful new ally, one much more useful than the dregs that he had previously surrounded himself with.

>You will never be walking through the woods at night with a torch
>You will never hear something rustling in the trees as a cold breeze wraps itself around you, putting out the torch drowning the forest in darkness
>You will never suddenly and violently be dragged into the woods.

Date the thirsty bitch. She's not bad looking.

He'd probably try to use her as a follower to fulfill his goal of obtaining more power. No bite. Bad vampire! Bad!

Movie heartthrob Robert Pattinson shares a story to U.K. newspaper the Daily Express, recalling that he once took an obsessed female fan of him out for dinner. However, the fan got bored of him and left.

Robert was in Europe filming his soon-to-be-released movie, "Little Ashes," when he had the stalker standing by his apartment "every day for weeks - all day, every day." Feeling "bored and lonely" at one point of time, he then decided to treat the stalker to a dinner date.

In between times they were having their dinner, Robert "just complained about everything in my life" that he made the stalker bored. "She never came back," the actor said. "People get bored of me in, like, two minutes."

Previously, Robert has also told reporters he isn't good "at the whole 'dinner' thing." He said, "I'm a bit of a loner. I'm boring. I stay home, watch TV and eat a lot of fast food. That's really exciting, isn't it?"

>You will never awaken in the forest, far away from all civilization, with a pale woman staring into your eyes, your arms bound to the tree behind you.
>You will never have her hungrily rip the clothes off you, exposing you to the cold night and her even colder roaming hands.
>She will never bite your neck, draining the tiniest bit of blood out of you to calm you down, stopping your struggle.
>She will never mount you, holding your head in her hands as she slides in and out of you.
>She will never get more and more intense as she gets closer to climax, calling you "a little snack" or a "blood bag".
>She will never get so riled up that she starts to wrap her hands around your throat, demanding you cum inside of her.
>She will never climax and calm down, quietly apologizing for doing this, as she plays with your hair as you slowly pass out from exhaustion

Tell my mom since I'm only goddamn 14, and she's a holy knight who also knows an ex-vampire with sun powers.

Nothing. My party is a bunch of cunts and we need to be stopped. At this point, we're so knee deep in shit that I'm trying to have us all killed.

... is the vampire white? My last character was a 13 year old dutch white suptemacist girl from 2017 transported to a fantasy world. If the vampire was white, probably try and figure out if vampirism would be an asset in setting up a reich made of white humans. If not, continue running away like a coward and using everyone she meets as a means to an end, with keeping other white people alive a distant second priority.

Jannekke wasn't a nice person. Fun to play though.

But she's also a vampire who stalks people. (As a private investigator.) Would rather be known for her accomplishments than her "medical condition", though, so she'd likely want to avoid associating with someone as blatantly vampiric as that.
Best case is a stern talk about boundaries and maybe progressing things from there. Worst case is pulling out that dusty cardboard box full of her old vampire-killing gear god damn bloodsuckers didn't get the message the first time around don't want to join your dumb ass broods or covens or whatever for the last *fucking* time

Given that my exalted monkadin's party just got dumped into bat country, where the vampire overlords are actually trying to keep order, I would report her for sexual harassment and stalking without a permit.

If all else fails, smite evil.

>Muslim alchemist in late medieval Córdoba
Invoke the Phoenician and buy from him some talisman, weapon or spell. Aether essence would render myself invisible to the creature for a few minutes, enough for a killing blow, or at least to prick some of her hairs to lay the curse of the candle.

I'm probably fucked in any case.

My last character was in Rifts. A full-conversion cyborg built specifically to fights demons, vampires, and other supernatural evils.

She dies in a fire. Literally.

break that bitch in half

What does th-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

... man, I'm surprised he's as boring as his acting would lead you to believe.

My character is a married man with 1 wife and 2 kid. As long as she is willing to help the family out he would not mind.

Plow her.

He is not a very complicated man.

Duel her with nothing but pure mundane skill and a sword, for however long it takes for her to go down: his defense is untouchable so his progress is inexorable.

He doesn't have the tools or powers to actually finish a vampire, however. She can come back as often as she pleases, but all she's gonna get are more duels and he's willing to give her one every time she's in the way, because my character is just that shitty and one-dimensional. If she starts ruining jobs, he might ask someone to lock her in a box and toss it in the river or something to delay the next.

Being Acanthus master race, I freeze her in time until sun is in zenith. If that fails, I rewind time and do that again.

Here's hoping that my last traptastic elf wizard manages to get to a much higher level much faster than before, otherwise he is all kinds of dicked.

Initially attempt to dissuade her from her mark by telling her, "Though many have spoken to me of my apparent beauty, I cannot recognize my mortal form as anything more than a reminder of my brothers' shortcomings in our Lord's final hour of need," before burning away even her ashes with the holy flame of the angelic hosts when she continues to persist in her misguided efforts.

>Ex-vampire
How does it work? Was he fired from vampireness?

You do know that vampirism can be a curse/illness right?

experiment on her to find a way to mass produce vampire super soldiers, get exectued for tech heresy.

1)Get leather-covered silver ballgag and collar
2) Invite vampire to party on your terms
3) ???
4) PROFIT!

Snipe her. If that fails, hit her with a big club and set what remains on fire.

What if that fails?

repeat

>tell her to fuck off
>kill if she refuses

Probably try and bring her into the party fold.

Traveling the world with a vampire waifu would be neat.

Well, Buglegar gets his posse to round her up and stake her. He's not fond of troublesome vamps getting into his mining operation, especially if she thought to turn the workers against him. Thralldom is one thing but if she tried getting a union formed?

Ptah, she's bring down the wrath of Lord Silvertongue for sure.

Bjorn on the other hand...

Well, he would counter stalk her probably seeing it as some sort of elaborate murder ritual. If she came out and states her intentions he might take her for a roll in the hay. She's cute and probably tough enough to survive heavily augmented troll lovin.

He'd probably forget the rubber though, and if she tries feeding off his essence she's getting her heart torn out mid coitus and he's gonna have to make a call to his Pixie for cleanup.

Quintin, a dread necromancer, detects her location, dominates her, and see's if she's good company/redeemable.

If she is he puts her to work securing diplomatic missions with the nobility, carefully controlling her intake of food and company to ensure she stays servile and gracious.

A fed vampire is a happy vampire, and one already enamoured of you requires less work to maintain.

If she is goo

My savage barbarian is already trying to become part of a female vampire, there might be some serious conflict between the two.. or a really hot threesome

>Federation officer
He'll make friends with her and use repurposed borg nanites to cure her vampirism, and counsellor's help to fix her mental issues.

I shoot the vile mutant.
Then I apply fire.

Someone get that a write fag on this

>Solar Zenith

I hope she can stand sunlight

Stake her deep and hard

You made this thread just for this answer, didn't you?

I suppose I have no choice but to bed the abomination.

Eh, my character is an immortal with an appropriate mindset for such an existence. I suppose I'd court her and, if all goes well, I'd probably end up marrying her.

I send my armies after the bitch, plot to kill her and bribe everyone to join. You don't fuck with Bihor.

Captain, no. That's not what that means at all.

For some reason, I'm loving that Cyprus there.

To win my love, I challenge her to a wet T-shirt contest against the female members of my party. The hose is secretely full of holy water.

As a person loaded on D&D vampire lore, I can do the following-
-Get Pelor to whip me up that sweet-ass deitus dagger that forces the vampire to will save or loose control over all currently dominated spawn forever (dragon 288)
-Get the Fuck you vampire Neck Collars that prevent them from mist forming out and ensure final death (Dragon 288)
-Use garlic Juice to instantly force a vampire into Mist form (Best of Dragon vol1)
-Get the Vampire Hunting version of Gae Bolg, Javelin, bane of the black heart (Dragon 234) to kill her with ease
-Age her using a Ghost or some other means, potentially making her more powerful but at the chance of giving her a Salient Weakness
-Gift her a Bowl of blood (Dungeon Magazine #128)
-Pacify her and get her addicted to Bloodroot(Dungeon Magazine #126)
-Throw Mummy Mites at her (Dragon #324)
-Mix goodberry juice into your blood and feed it to her (Goodberries work as Holy wafers Dragon #324)
-Use a Chalk of barriers to keep her at bay (#Dragon 234)
-Lure her out using the Chime of Dark Need in a secluded area to potentially ambush her using live bait (Dragon 234)
-Trick her into drinking a Philter, Feat of Oblivion which forces her into Torpor (Dragon 234)
-Have sex with her in bedsheets that are actually the shroud of Sol's embrace (Dragon 234)
-Trick her into wearing a helm of opposite alignment to change her evil ways
-Shackle the bitch with Holy bone Shackles and watch the fun unfold (Dragon 288)

kill her as soon as possible.

>a vampire
>forming a trade union
They are bloodsuckers. Just like capitalists.

The last character I played was a warhammer fantasy vampire lord for a one shot. He'd likely feel honored another of his own kind felt that way. Before punting her off a chapel into the sun for interfering with his plans.

This

Good luck i'm already undead and specced to be insanely resistant to turn or dominate undead spells

My last char was a bona fide nigger named Nogger in a Fallout Tactics setting. He was a bow-hunting descendant of the tribalized Bloods gang and called anyone and everything even slightly fishy a 'dirty Crib.' He also performed Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty" as warsong once the party aquired a truck and went to tear shit up.

He ultimately perished in a nuclear explosion. In any case, alive or dead, I don't think any vamp could be stupid, desperate, or rebellious enough to want anything from Nogger.

I run her over with my Gopher. If the Gopher is wrecked I get into the Talon and run her over. If the Talon is wrecked I get into my Roadmaster and run her over. If she's still up after that then I start sweating cause all I have left is my shit default Americar and my Ares Food Truck that's been converted into a second home.

>t. an actual, literal parasite
Socialists are adorable

The last character I played was a DMPC who was terrified of literally everything because the players hired a cableman for an industrial 'espionage' job.

So, uh, really, I guess he just gives in. Immediately. She'd just have to catch him and kindly inform him that they're lovers, now, and any deviation from this will result in the horrific death of everyone else he's ever known and loved.

Try to force her into a duel after she reaches a threshold of fuckery. Last character was a headfirst, kick down the door type, who tried to beat down anyone that was strong. Probably end up losing and agree to her conditions.

Well I'm a paladin so... Murder?

Why? Why is she attracted to my character? I have the lowest charisma score and the lowest social skills, and my character is repulsive enough that even his party wants him to keep the helmet on at all times. What possible reason could she have for being so attracted to him? His blood type isn't even that special either. Literal type-AB Human blood. We have an elf AND a halfling in the party.

>The last character you played is being stalked by a female vampire and will stop at nothing until you are hers. As time goes on she will get more and more desperate to achieve her goal, undermining you, your party and your loved ones to bring you closer. What do you do?
Celebrate, because none of the party members are very good at differentiating living humans from dead humans and one owner is as good as another!

Be slightly amused until she goes over the line, then behead.

Question: can it be this female vampire?

Remain completely oblivious to all of this, even when the schemes turn deadly, and then heroically try to butcher her when she shows herself. If successful, continue on quest. If combat ends in defeat,presumably get violated by a sexy vampire lady in a demented lesbian rape scene.

>7 INT
>7 WIS
>18 CHA

>ageless psionic lesbian shrine maiden

I see no reason why I would want to stop this vampire unless she refuses to donate to the shrine

The preacher will return to leading his flock and use the power of his voice to do anything but solve his problems.

My last character became a vampire lord so...... I guess I win.

>>She will never mount you, holding your head in her hands as she slides in and out of you.
>as she slides in and out of you.

Now hol up, WHAT?

He would consider it a test of faith to some degree. While destoying darkness in all its forms would be his obvious course of action, to become the prophet of his faith he must personify all qualities of his goddess. He would instead make himself the pursuer, he would use all tools at his disposal to turn her away from the darkness, to show her the beauty of the light.

My last character was a warlock inspired by saturday morning cartoon villains in a mostly evil campaign. He would partake in the gift of undeath if he could avoid becoming her thrall, and a murderess waifu could always prove useful.

my character is a necromancer and has a mighty need for strong allies. also single. so there might be a chance for her.
Also, vampires that still have a sense of self and urges besides feeding are powerfull as fuck in our setting. So my character might be up for this.
Unless he would loose his soul to a god or demon in the end. Then fuck that, because that's what all his enemies are after, it seems

Let it happen

Pray that she isn't cute and also doesn't try the direct approach

Omnismite because grey guard

The Vampire Resources Dept. had to let her go after she was found drinking... wine. On the job.

>The last character you played is being stalked by a female vampire (male) and will stop at nothing until you are hers

Also, if my GM reads this. NO, THAT WAS NOT A REQUEST!

why you do this user ( ._.)