Did you fuck an escort? How expensive? Was it worth it?

Love fucking shemales, best of both worlds. sucking her feminine cock and busting all up in her boipussy is something you should try at least once in your life.

What cryptocurrencies do they accept?

Make a seeking arrangements account.. Try not to be weird or anything and just message the girls as usual. if they like you, you can get pushhay for under 200$ (it will def help if u are under 30)

ive probably fucked like 8 girls this way spending a grand total of 1100$

and to answer your question,
no it wasnt worth it

Tinder and OKC are cheaper. Pay for drinks then bang.

I wanna go on a vacation for new year, where are the best whores?

The girl on the picture looks like the sister of my friend, i think she is a escort too

...

You're a faggot.

Kys loser

I wish but I'm low SMV desu senpai.

Is she pregant?

More.

>Did you fuck an escort?
yes
>How expensive?
like 50$
>Was it worth it?
Yes.
>inb4 muh beta male
look, if you are not above avarage in looks, you simply won't get alot of action as a man. i know its possible to find a gf but life goes by fast and you need some form of release.
god didn't make us all equal, there is no shame in getting your kick

I went to thailand, 2 hours $80

she was a walker but very good at her job and provided an amazing service even better than the bar biches and soapies.

Of course, japanese soaplands are the best! Japan in general is the best place but very expensive and also racist.

Worst place would be in the US.

We should start including looks rating in net worth threads

I got Veeky Forums and now I have a solid chance of banging decent girls off body alone, got to diversify my man

accidently walked into one of those special massage parlours in vietnam once. She started tugging me whilst negotiating a price. Ended up being $50 for full service. 8/10

Haven't had an escort in years and desu I've grown quite ashamed that I did.

My SMV has risen significantly and I am now the chooser, so remembering the days where I had to pay makes me cringe.

Buck Angel is not a woman.

True shit.

Im 32 and im tired of girls. You have to play a game that takes hours of your life and a bunch of money just to get laid? No thanks. $100 are very well worth for saving my time and psychological health.

Prostitutes wont give you the best sex, so i recommend at least being in one LTR in your lifetime (i wouldnt lick prostitutes pussy) but you can find some that will give you the best fucking service and will take care of you like a baby.

Heh yeah.
Sucks being all reduced to a bunch of numbers like this.
t. low numbers

I am average to below IMO 31 years old, have bangs 30 women most of them way hotter than me, with a few uglies in there.

Don't be afraid of the chubbies, don't be afraid to put your arm around a girl or go in for a kiss at the end of the date if it went well, if you're not the going out type, hit up girls on Tinder and actually ask them to hang out instead of just talking

You're Chinese?

You're gay user

Everybody starts somewhere

I've tried for years on those two, never any luck. I met girls irl two or three times per year, but just can't do that internet shit.

But you pay them by the hour. This is bad biz and general life advice.

if you get replies in tinder then you are not below average

So what?

In all honesty anal gets boring after a while, even if it's novel at first

Nothing feels better than a warm wet puss

Do they take TRX?

Easy
I know a total skinny guy who over 2 months looked like a Greek god.

You can easily bump up your value +5 points imo. This is what he did
Bought BSN syntha 6 protein powder. Meal replacement + protien

Lift as heavy as possibly 3-4 days. Made over night gains

Order cillias on the net, can fuck for hours

Dress better, buy cologne

Join a jiu jitsu gym for like a month or two, after awhile the chadness will become apart of your psyche
Bam your done

I've fucked 3 escorts, not worth it compared to fucking tinder girls for free

No, but i travel frequently.

I also wouldnt recommend cuba at all, in this continent mexico and brazil are the best place for getting action.

Hong kong was AMAZING! Look up Fuji building, looking for a prostitute have never been that FUN.

Never been to jewrope, so no comment.

It means you've failed at life. Even worse if you're rich desu. Conquered the market but couldn't conquer a pussy

yes
500 for everything
no.

I fucked a woman for free, ended up breaking up with her. Years later she became a prostitute.

Nice profit there, my friend

hhahhahahhahahhaa

No, I think women who prostitute themselves are the lowest forms of life. inb4 "muh women's freedom/sexuality rights".

Sure, people need to make a living and some are born "to serve others", but paying a woman for sex, nope.

so many faggots in this thread it's disgusting

Was she a whale?

>only $400 for a shemale pornstar in Vegas
That’s how I know you’re lying.

I used to think like that, until i started talking to the girls. Sure, there are a lot of girls that act like bitches just like your regular idiot, but many of them are very cool and had better conversations with them than with my exgfs.

I got a blowjob once at a strip club and it kind of burns now when I pee or get aroused . I think I might have got a urinary tract infection.

I'm too beta to get tested though so I've just refrained from sex for the past couple years even though I actually get offers from girls now without having to pay. I'm afraid I'll give one of them some strange STD and ruin my life.

Don't just do Jiu Jitsu, you need a striking art as well. Boxing preferably, unless you're tall and long, then Muah Thai is just as good.

I got jumped a couple months ago by 3 niggers and one tried to guillotine me but thankfully the jits training kicked in and I was able to fight off the choke. Didn't see the kick from the side and the punch from the other side while I was busy with that tho.

>Nothing feels better than a warm wet puss
except for my hand

Only once. A friend and I chipped in and got a girl off backpage. I think it was like $200 or something. I went first, then my friend fucked her afterwards. She was an ugly Asian chick, totally different than the pictures on Backpage. Barely spoke any english. Just laid there like a starfish with her gross pussy staring you in the eyes like a sea urchin. It probably would have been worth it if she was actually good looking and not some human trafficked whore with slanty eyes.

/b/tard shemale meme is leaking

I’m gonna need more pics OP r at least an insta?

Tell me more, my arms are like twigs. I just want to do it for myself.

meh
gf>>>>>>>>>>random whore

That's some bitch shit if you care that much about where another man sticks his dick, I'm starting to think you are the pussy who failed here.

I’ve posted in these threads before. I fuck them all the time. This past Tuesday fucked two, roleplayed stepmother daughter. Had one tongue in my ass one on my dick. Fucked a ton of pornstars too. Two weeks or so ago talked fat kelly divine into accepting bitcoin from normies

Never. I have the personality and looks to get laid without money. Each to their own I guess.

I have a recurring fantasy of talking hot party girls into sucking my dick for Dash. Slide up and say Hi, start to tell her all about this new crypto thing and how sje can buy shoes online with magic internet money. They are repulsed at first of course, but once I sit down on the bench with my macbook, open my dash app, buy Amazon gift cards, and open up Amazon and buy them the cute dress they picked out using Dash. THEN, they start to get friendlier. They ask to see my Dash app again and their eyes bug out and the balance I am willing to carry in my poket. Hey baby it's not the only big thing I keep in my pants. I offer them 0.2 Dash for a little play-acting, just pretend I'm Chad eh? and they are excited. 0.2 whole Dash?! Happy to get on their knees and service till I'm satisfied. Hey, 0.1 bonus for cream on your face! Ahhh. She's covered.

All for a fraction of a Dash which I brought by the hundreds for $10 each a year ago.

Aww yeah baby, suck my dick for Dash

criminal stupidity ITT

Yeesh struck a nerve there ey user? You realize your failure in life, you can still chamge your ways.

Once, a cute Paraguayan girl. I don't really remember but it cost like $30 at most and I got to fuck her twice, I was 17 at the time.
It was worth it, specially when I look back and remember that she told me she had a boyfriend who didn't know she was a hooker, so I technically lost my virginity by cucking someone.

Literally shitposting is the most vile degeneration

AMA u fags. I have years of escort fucking under my belt. Not much I haven’t seen. Got my first blowjob from a a hooker in hunts point at 13. My dad took me there. Shows how fucked up I am

Why not

>paying for an STD
no thanks

Awww yeah, and I bet you both love the low transaction fees

Only pedos need to pay for women lol

Bruh, I'm ugly as shit and I've fucked multiple girls on Tinder before settling down with a wholesome GF. Banging is cool, but I love cuddling as well, so a GF is definitely good to have.

My bio was basically me telling girls that they should be prepared to be sent dankest memes if we date, and bam, 10+ matches a day. It's not hard. If I'm ugly and can get girls, you can too, bro.

Pic related is me

Knowing my luck with crypto I'll get instantly arrested

Yes I did, no wasn't worth it, probably because I didn't pay enough lul

You define success differently than he does. Telling him he's a failure for making it financially but still not giving a fuck about women is autistic. In the meantime literal richfags are laughing at you for spending all your gains on dumb thots.

this poor guy getting his picture meme'd now lmao

keep it coming user

Hahah

so what you're saying is you need to be an absolute normie for women on tinder to want to talk to you?

Noted

>I think I might have got a urinary tract infection
>years

>cringe

but seriously gg dude.

Tinder is probably to only go-to to meet girls, I never saw the purpose of spending a few hundred bucks to fuck some chick, when you can just meet them up for a date, cum-and-dump, and your done. Maybe meet actual gf material on the way.

i did, more than once. yes

Pretty much, can't show them your autistic side. Trust me on this. Nice quints fag

I know. Congrats on being sterile or having a prostate the size of a ducking football. Go to the dr loser. One day maybe some chick will want to see your disgusting malformed pecker. Make sure it works

Women quite literally get no attention for knowing anything beyond their own private sexist normie handbook

how many tinder sloots did u bang rajesh?

About 35 in the span of 3 months. I was a kissless virgin before. Just gotta be a goof and not give a shit. That attracts normie girls.

I've fucked several prostitutes while I was in an unsatisfying LTR. It fulfilled the need of strange vagina that I won't get caught for but in all the whole situation wasn't for me.

I'm lucky though, I do alright with chicks. Listen to the anons telling you to get fit. I am only 5'8'' in a country where 5'10'' is bang average and I've fucked about 80-90 chicks (that I boned for free). Lift weights lads. Lift fucking weights.

TrapCoin.

I have funny feeling in my pants again

I was enjoying escort but now I have herpes. I don't know what to do. Trying not to think about it.

Etherdelta is already buying BZC for 5x ICO price faggots.

HAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAA BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL

DID YOU FUCK BLACK HOOKERS?

Lure them in with good camera angles or pics before you were fat, and pics that make you look like youre active and fun, and not somebody who posts on a tomanian basket weaving board.

Pic related

Romanian*

Fucking escorts is far too depressing imo. Just stick to tinder sluts. It's literally the same thing except they don't think that they are prostitutes.

Not asian

wow thats impressive. well done.

they probably liked ur meme sweaters

I went to two different soaplands in Japan, each costing me 300 bucks. The first girl was absolutely precious. She had a cute face, like the ones you see in an idol group, and she was stunned by the size of my dick. She kept complementing and slowly stroking it, probably because she's only used to small jap dick. She was very talkative and giggly, which really enhanced the sex for me. It was a good fuck. The second girl however was a disappointment. She had the gal look, a great body, an okay face but it was clear that she wasn't enjoying it. She rarely said a word, didn't want me to finger her or kiss her. Had a quick fuck and I was out. Didn't want to be with that depressing bitch any longer than necessary.