What games do "cool" people play?

Poker, 21, other casino games, beer pong, rage cage, fantasy foot/basketball.

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Fantasy football/baseball
Hearts
Cribbage

Euchre

The Hoosiers in here know what I mean.

Cards Against Humanity.

Fellow grognard detected.

I'll give you a hint. The CAH-fags are still deep-nerd country and totally incomprehensible to normies.

"Cool people" are way out on the other end of the spectrum.

Is that only an indiana thing? I know a shit ton of people that play it here but I never knew it was an Indiana thing.

Just be yourself

Drinking games? Kings cup is breddy good

That's not true, CAH is normie as fuck. I hate that fucking game with a passion because everyone just pairs random ass cards together for lolsorandumb humor instead of combinations which actually make sense. It perfectly appeals to normie humor as a result.

...poker?

He said normies not degenerates

Why is GURPS always posted with this scared frog?

It is just some fag trying to force a meme.

You're not wrong, but sometimes you get that perfect string of cards and it can be magical

Sheesh. I hate when people try and do that. It's so egotistical of them.

No man you don't understand. What you thought was normies/cool people you hung out with once and hated cause you had to play CAH with are NOT normies/cool. You simply don't understand how far removed you are from coolness. Take this from a dude who hangs with actual normies. They hated CAH. They play cards, like you know actual card games with regular playing cards? Poker and shit? Or do sports or drinking games (everyone does that though), but not this.

In the realm of Veeky Forums, most normies play dnd 5e or apocalypse world

CAH isn't normie but it is incredibly surface level and so many normies dabble in it as a novelty but never go any further into nerd shit.

Do what? Claim that their niche nerd game of choice is "cool" or roll dice with their huge tits out? Because if it's the latter then I don't understand your complaint and would be very interested in your games.

Normies play DnD.

Shit... fucked up the reply. Was supposed to be a nice ironic reply to . Welp, I up.

If you mean the bitchy gossip-heavy backstabber drama club populars, they go straight from high school to VtM LARP from I can tell.

This way they never have to switch gears even into adulthood, because immortal vampires are free to behave like vacuous petty shits for eternity.

Indoor soccer.

I'm actually a world champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Settlers of Catan was pretty popular back when I was cool. Fuck if I know what cool kids play now.

Shitty eurogames. Fuck them.

If a player in my group watches or enjoys Critical Roll, Cards Against Humanity, Big Bang Theory, World of Warcrap (craft, really, but it's such a fucking stupid game I can't resist), Dark Souls, Sky Rim, Steven Universe, Homestruck, My Little Pony, Rick and Morty, or any cartoon in general really, or any anime (unless they keep it to themselves enough to never mention it), I immediately make a mental note that their fun is not the priority. Why? Because they often draw inspiration for how they play, how they act in game, and what kind of characters they make, from these influences. Skyrim faggots always want to play some argonian homebrew bullshit. MLP shitters want to do some sort of pony character (same with furries and foxes, and I kick furries from my games outright). And people constantly make stupid-ass references to Rick and Morty and Steven Universe, which do not belong in my RPG campaigns at all.

How is liking Dark Souls a red flag?

You're a fuckin idiot who has the assumption dick so far up your ass I can see the pre leaking out of the corners of your mouth.

niggas minmax the shit out of the rolling skill

catan it's pretty good, I play it from time to time with my friends

You must be fun at parties.

Actually, wait, you don't get invited to parties.

Old pasta, lurk more.

I know a high ranked executive in a big tech firm who plays board games and 15mm historicals. Been invited a few times for a game night at his place since I'm involved in a big partnership with said firm and he saw the handful of minis in my office.

We played shogun and mare nostrum.

By "cool" do you mean "normies?" Because normies are boring, not cool.

>fantasy football
"lol, look at those nerds pretending to be elves and knights and shit! Let's go make pretend football teams over some brewskis, brah."
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEE

Everyone already knows normies only play either D&D or nothing at all.

I don't understand it either, and I'm someone who can hide their power level pretty well.

Or shit like Exploding Kittens.
Urgh.

I got invited to fucking your mom, though, so it was okay.

>The Hoosiers in here know what I mean.

It's a Wisconsin thing too. I lived there for nine years and never bothered to learn it, but everyone there knows how to play it.

Poker
Fantasy Sports
Bolt Action- fast becoming the new chad game for wargames.

Cool people don't just play, they run the game and decide what happens.

No Josh, you're still going to be the Forever GM. Don't try and Tom Sawyer us into it.

Battletech, obviously. Since 1984.

Russian Roulette
with glocks

Couple years back when I was in highschool the most popular kid in school suggested we(my friends and I) play CAH with him. Admittedly we were all close in elementary school so it might have been him going on a nostalgia trip and picking something we could relate to while still palletteable.

Whatever they and their friends like, without being preoccupied with what's cool.

That's what adults do

Dodj or Daar

And adults are laaaame.
>sick-tricks off my go-board
>sips ice slurry
Let us be playing DeeUnDee, fellow kids, and leave these lameo 15-and-uppers to their bed sores and wistful Polaroid pictures.

All the cool kids are playing Strike!

It's totally rad! Don't you want to be totally rad, like all the cool kids?

It may be because english is my 4th language but I didn't understand shit about your post.

SHADOWRUUUUUUUN!!!

I love that game so much... But finding a good game and GM is so goddamn rare.

mtg

>Fantasy Football
Guess thats why sport vidya is so popular.