Giant Magic tournament

>Giant Magic tournament
>99.9% male
>Really need to go to the washroom
>Huge lineup for the Men's
>Woman's looks empty
>Slip into the Woman's
>A little girl is already inside
>She starts screaming

Screaming with pleasure? Join in the fun.

This happens all too often

Congratulations, breaking the rules because you thought you could get away with it immediately bit you in the ass.

Want a statue or something?

Just say you are transgendered and call them a bigot. That's what trendy today.

inform the security team that shows up that you identify as a woman and they're being shitlords who need to check their privilege

Whoever raised such a bigoted closed minded little girl ought to be ashamed of themselves!

Those two doujins were surprisingly vanilla.

Tamagoro is pretty vanilla. All it ever is is sluts and/or loli sluts.

Here let me try...

>WAAAAAH!
>ME VICTIM!
>MUH BAWLS!
>WAAAAAH!
>MUH LAYDEE BAWLS!!!

Pa-hahahahahaha well done mate, oh cripes, I'm sorry but that's fantastic. Who the heck brought their kid to a Magic Torney?

don't forget they left their daughter unattended in a giant venue full of sweaty neckbearded men.

>That big purple land whale to the far right

I wanna know his story

That's Overseer Burgerbane.

You're either fucking retarded or this never happened to you.

>Giant Magic Tournament
>99.9% male
>Really need to go to poop poop
>"Luckily I have my Overwatch diapers for such an occasion"
>Poop
>Realize I forgot to put up my diaper
>Fortunately the combined odor of 1,000 neckbeards will cover the stench
>But I now have to battle for my life, as if I lose a match I'll be forced to stand up and reveal my shame to the world
>matches now become yu-gi-oh anime-tier level of seriousness

What happens when you win?

I make my opponents crap themselves and shift the issue to them

Double dubs confirm?

>Giant Magic tournament
>99.9% male
>don't need to go to restroom because I converted my body to etherium

It's the little things in perfection that I appreciate.

>Giant Magic tournament
>99.9% male
>have to use the bathroom
>Mommy is squatting behind me holding my poop bag

feels good man

If that room was firebombed the average level of human attractiveness would increase slightly.

>Huge Vtes tournament
>me and the other 3 guys play a game and call it a day

Its like the camera man positioned the shot to catch as many bald spots as possible

So as men, they're obliged to make that situation a problem for her? Sounds about as stupid as SJW rhetoric.

My God, just imagine the smell in that room.

Shake it out of your pant leg, assert dominance.

Shut the fuck up you faggot shill.

Look at all that nu male pattern baldness

Horace de Ver Cole. Look him up.

You deserved it. Kill yourself, retard.

This is the correct answer.

Why you're as elegant and ladylike as Brianna Wu!

We all lose!

Where was this at user? You can just pretend to identify as a female and you should have been fine, such is the progress of society.

Not sure what's worse.

>How disgusting magic players are.
>That I'm one of them.

I bet that whole hall smells like rancid shit.

What the fuck are you on about?