Outsider

maybe just tired

this
learn2human, grishnak

Note that "Bad Reputation" is part of the overall Loroi package

>Early maturation
>age 9
>Age:14
[That sweating man .jpg I never bothered to download.]

Whisper it with me:
Legal Loli

she's got a ~4 year old daughter

Did anyone bother to update them to 4e?

i n'o

>Loroi vs Umiak battle
>Jardin sees the size of the fleets
>Each one bigger than entire Earth fleet
>This is just a small skirmish battle
>Jardin is sweating over this
>Knows both sides don't accept neutral aliens

>This comic
>Straight up tells the Loroi where Earth is

WTF

How many kids has Tempo had, if she's 54?

Also,
If my autism is correct, Loroi can only enter active duty after they popped out a kid. Not only is she a legal loli, but she's a legal loli MILF.

>How many kids has Tempo had, if she's 54?
We can only be sure of 1.
The rest depends on how in favor she is with her superiors.

Yeah I can't get over that stupidity either.

He is basically Roger Wilco of this story.

I can only assume he's eager for the Loroi to make diplomatic contact ASAP, before his colleagues in the other scout ships tie Humaniti to the Umiak

Earth is already receiving Umiak defecting refugees so he's hopefully gathered Earth won't remain undiscovered for long

1. Getting a delegate into human territory was kinda the point of the mission.

2. His finger, on that map, is hundreds of thousands of light-years wide. He may as well have told the Loroi that humans were to 'the north'.

>Area not well surveyed
>No one goes there
Suddenly Veil of Madness?

>hundreds of thousands of light-years wide

No it ain't.
The story takes place within the galaxy.

Properly greeting the Loroi at the frontier and showing them the location of your main (and vital) planet are two different things.

Around here + radio emissions + SI units = it's now piss easy for the Loroi to find Earth

>His finger, on that map, is hundreds of thousands of light-years wide

The milky way galaxy is only 100,000 light years wide. If his finger was that big on the map, the whole galaxy would be a dot.

His finger covers a five or six light years at best, individual stars are still visible.

Can't due to [redacted] stuff on the cheats and if arioch were to do so people could do the math and slim done the list of thibgs he's hiding

>loroi still think he is an uniak trap
>uncomfortable due to not reading the slightest bit of his mind
>Has seen the umiak
>Knows neutral is unacceptable

Being honest in front of the people with perfect memory and lettibg them see that you are well intentioned is a pretty good call

Alternatively he just told a load of warmongers where homebase is.

The point is home base is next to the front line.
Someone was going to stumble on it sooner or later and they would conscript you.
This is about doing it on your own terms and maximize what little negotiation room you have.
The analysis was done before the story even started and hiding was not an option.

>Giving Earth cordinates to genocidial aliens.
Gee, what could go wrong.

>tell them where earth is as sign of trust
>open negotiations
>negotiations go bad
>They head straight to earth and nuke it.
Paranoia is a virtue when dealing with heavily armed people you know nothing about. Hedge your bets and so forth.

It's not like they couldn't find us if they didn't actually want to. With first contact established they now actually habe a reason to check that blob of non telepathy out

>muh radio signals
Yeah, none of you have any idea how big space is

Jardin believes that siding with the Loroi is the best option in this war so he's trying to make nice with them. You ask me the best option would be just to stay on earth and hope neither side stumbles on us. I dunno where this comic is going but I don't really see how this is going to end well for humanity without some plot device.

I don't know user, why don't you tell us?

pick your side is the theme user. You either get the Umak or the Loreli, hiding out means the victor eventually comes along and fucks you into submission or worse, you are found by a loosing side and used as cannon fodder.

>I dunno where this comic is going

Author's confirmed that the war will spill over into Humaniti space within two years regardless

Jardin doesn't know this though so it's still weird.

They're not searching through the whole galaxy, dipshit.

They know earth rough position thanks to Mr. Fingers (so they only have a narrow cylinder ~1000ly long to explore). They just have to hop in a few times before detecting a signal.

And that's if they don't have Earth in their databases, since our hero gave them Earth's orbital period.

Ps: You could have made a point if you had used attenuation of radio signals, but instead you chose to use fedora-tier "huhu, space is big". I have no words for how much of a smug plebeian you are.

There's a middle ground between hiding out and giving them a complete map of all your settlements.
How hard was it for him to say "Ho, here's Aldebaraan, there's a fleet base here, it will be adequate to recieve a delegation."

And he was not retarded at the beginning, since he refused to spill everything while he was tied. I blame space elf pheromones.

I would have given them the nearest star at best, to make contact. Giving Terra? No way man, it would be a big bargain chip than he squanders, what more can he gives now?

>I blame space elf pheromones.

This. Jardin just wants to go down in history for starting the interstellar elf orgy.

Let's try to imagine a scene of a foreign diplomat walking into the US State Department in Washington.

State Department Official: Can I help you?
Diplomat: Yes, I'm here to establish diplomatic relations on behalf of my country, Zooland.
State Department Official: Zooland? We have no listing for that nation. Where is it located?
Diplomat: I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
State Department Official: Sorry? What?
Diplomat: We don't trust you yet, so I'm afraid I can't tell you where our country is located.
State Department Official: ...How are we supposed to establish formal diplomatic relations if you won't even tell us where your country is located?
Diplomat: Here is the location of a van waiting on the edge of town. If you go there, they will blindfold you and take you to our country. Then you can speak to our leadership.
State Department Official: I'm going to stop talking to you now.

Jardin knows too, he discusses it with some officer earlier in the comic, they know the conflict keeps moving and any species contacted has to either join the Loroi or the Umak.

to be fair he did not hear or see the umiak side of story.

on the other hand what he saw of the loroi coalition could give impression that they are fairly relatable - considering how they seem to treat the other species as more or less equals.

So, can anyone recommend any blue space elf porn? Doesn't ahve to strictly be outsider
Asking for a friend

He would have gotten at least a partial Umiak viewpoint from the Orgus, which is why he shat his pants when he realized he'd been captured by the Loroi.

Poor analogy. Zooland may vanish, but humanity remains. If Earth is gone, so is the species (basically).

That said, I don't find Jardin's actions inconsistent with the setting/genre/situation.

That was an Arioch quote

Yeah, but not everyone thinks in terms of space, some draw the line at ethnicity or even jsut another organic being

go to your favourite smut site

search Space Battleship Yamato 2199 or "Melda Ditz/Dietz"

*race, not space
damn autocorrect

Thanks user, i'll uh, go tell that to my friend

The space elves in Yamato are albino tho

Only powerful telepaths can hide themselves.
inb4 turns out humanity was telepathy master race all along
And when the soia came they just unlocked and weakend that skill for stability in loroi

Why are people still hung up about this? Earth controlled space is small enough that taking them to one of the outposts is virtually the same as telling them where Earth is.

It has albino elves and blue women

user specifically asked for blue elves

So anons, according to Insider: Humanity:

He's talking about GURPS tech levels there. And, according to GURPS: Biotech, at TL 9, this is one of the things that your cosmetic surgeons are capable of:
>This gives someone nonhuman features, ranging from pointed “elf” ears to an animal-like face or head. Minor cosmetic xeno-features include such modifications as elf- or cat-like ears, tiny horns (too small to do damage), a forked tongue, or a birdlike crest – that is,
any features that don’t require bone or nervous system alterations.

So, how long after First Contact would it take for Earth's cosmetic surgeons to start offering Loroi bodymods?

Derp. Forgot to copy this from Insider: Humanity:

>Tech-wise, the major combatants are about three generations ahead of the Terrans; Humanity is in the later stages of TL9, while the Loroi and Umiak are in the very early stages of TL11.

Do you happen to play Infinity?
Guess how i can tell

Alien bodymods have been in other scifi too ya dingus

People want to feel superior to the retards who think otherwise, that's why.

Yeah, this. Trust is god and all. But dropping info left and right makes you look as an imbecile instead of a potential ally.

Give them rendezvous point. Allow people who can make actual promises to talk to Loroi, allow scientist to exchange info and for both civilisations to assess each other. And so on.

Of course Loroi could easily find Earth if they spend enough resources on it. But it doesn't matter. Because as a general rule you don't drop the location of your homeworld without a lot of paperwork done beforehand. Even if aliens already know where it is.

Pretty sure GURPS: Biotech predates Infinity, actually.
Heh. I think the intention tended to be a bit different, though...

Yeah, Earth orbital period and other planetary data that he gave is actually much worse than radio signals.

For radio signal you need to send ships that must try to land within around 150 LY of Earth to have a chance to catch them. Within a blob of around 2k x 1k LY in size.

Planetary data allows to just check the astronomical records and get the answer within a couple of hours.

Actualyl, it looks like his is showing roguhly at a region and not directly physically touching/point at the map
So really he only revealed that the human space is somewehere in the region they ahven't explored yet
huzzah
Nothing about 100% locaiton of earth

Quite well. She is the political officer tasked with keeping an eye on The Stormwitch. Stillstorm is an outspoken enemy of the Empress. That that is even something the Loroi leadership takes into account tells you just how succesful Stillstorm is as a commander.

He's literally tracing the jump route his ship took and entering it into their computer, it's not like he's pointing vaguely at a paper map.

For a second, my eyes popped out of my head, but then I realized this was a repeat thread.

I know, if he had that pace of updates, he'd post the rest of this chapter faster than the previous decade.

His mission was essentially to surrender to them immediately,

Kinda.
The last thread was a Patreon supporter circulating the early page.

I for one welcome our petite blue elf overlords

Not to mention plaything bodymod in CP2020

I'm just trying to spread the joy of blue elf titties.

PULVEEEEEEER.
>Writes a Terminator inspired setting about supersmart rival AIs enslaving/killing off mankind using a shitload of robots.
>Loads of thought put into it.
>One of the AIs somehow creates catgirls.

>One of the AIs somehow creates catgirls.
Was it, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>Common disadvantage: lecherousness. (On a failed roll, you *must* find a guy/girl to fuck)
>Appearance (Attractive)
IIRC he also made one template of a cat girl that had the "erotic arts" skill, can't remember which books though.

The jump route goes back to their supply rendezvous, not to Earth. Which is literally uncharted in their maps.

In locating our neighborhood, he references Aldebaran, which is 65 light-years from Sol. In a sphere of our local space with a 65 LY radius, there are about 4600 stars. 'Cause space is big.

Stop it.

[SWEATING]

I'm going to leave this here...

Are Historians the bad guys or is it the Antarans who haven't shown up yet?

i think its noteworthy that the human firepower and technology is insignificant compared to either side of the conflict.
And even if you in the situation would have done
something different doesnt mean you have the solution and his decisions were bad or wrong.

Word of god says Historians "helped" both sides. So, maybe ?

He IS someone who can make promises. As the current highest ranking officer of his mission, by right of being the only one left alive, there is NOTHING humanity owns that he is not legally empowered to bargain away.

Such is the desperate nature of the mission they set out on. Their goal is to find an ally in this war by any means neccessary, because Earth is already doomed if they do nothing.

But where are their beards?

...

Welcome to 2003.

I miss those days.

Me too. Wanna ERP about us being 15 still?

I would but my dick doesn't work without pills anymore and my prescription doesn't renew for another two weeks.

I keep forgetting due to the low page count that a person could have had a kid and they would be nearly ready for a driver's license by now.

I found this comic in high school. I have friends from high school who now have teenager kids.

Wew lad. I really do feel old now.

Is this the space elf fetishist comic I keep hearing about?