Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1548: Rotting Corpse Edition

So question, which setting has the best goblins?

Depends on what you want out of your goblins.

Hijacking your question to ask WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JUMP _NOT_ GOING TO HAVE.

Gasoline.

I'd say it doesn't have spaceships, but... The Fel Hammer, the Demon Hunter class hall, is technically a spaceship.

user, I'm not sure what to say anymore.
Every time I take a second fucking look at this thing it doubles.

I have lost control of the steering wheel and at this point am just alternating between braking and accelerating.

Cute goblin waifus.

Since there weren't any ideas when I asked first, I need new names for:

1. A scythe made of dozens of Spears of Destiny, the Double Deity, and other blades associated with the apocalypse, that is also really good at healing people

2. A massive singularity of eldritch energy that used to be the Jumperforce

Any ideas? I'm BAD at names.

Hmm. For me it's a tie between the psychotic magical ninjas that the Erlking rules over from Dresden Files, and the magical computer programs from Webmage-

-oh.

Can't help you then. Best I can guess is go to Overlord and make a maid since fuglier monsters than goblins can shapeshift to look cute there.

Punch ghosts made of fighting spirit? An overly affectionate little sister? A Japanese salaryman magically transported from his horrid life into the body of a cute girl or a skeleton? A dimwitted but kind young man who attracts positive female attention without noticing it? A default future where, sans interference, the major political leaders don't make horrible, HORRIBLE decisions?

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1. Ultimate Edge of Darkest Night

2. Dank Force

>Look for image to prove you wrong
>All my images are porn

I've probably seen them before anyway. So even if you posted one that wasn't porn, I'd still be disagreeing with you. "shortstacks" do not appeal to me at all, in any way.

Fucking finally.

Now, tell me this isn't cute.

Goblins aren't an option in Overlord.

Well the image I found isn't of a shortstack, depending on your definition. She's pretty svelte.

Here's a style not as many will appreciate.

It's not cute, not even the outfit is cute.

Still not cute, and those ones also have tumblr nose.

Picky on purpose or just bad taste, doesn't matter to me, I got to post something cute.

You can just put me down for bad taste then. Because the things that make something recognizably a goblin are things I find rather unattractive.

When designing your OC characters, how often do you use character designs from other franchises for their appearance?

Not very often at all. I prefer to either get the actual character or else come up with my own designs, since if I'm having to make an OC anyway, I might as well use that power to give them a more customized look.

Occasionally. It's usually more a case of finding some art I like and sometimes it happens to be a character from another franchise.

Not the user you are talking to here, but I had recently tried experiments to make kobolds into a real force via xianxia cultivation, but the little guys have either no potential or they explode. After seeing these pics I kinda want to try it with goblins, healthy goblins dont seem anywhere near as detestable as what you normally see.

Can you import podded companions?

Yes, why would you not be able to.

Would you import other jumpers as companions if you could, /jc/?

NuBee, if you are there, I have a question about the Noumus that you can buy. It says that they can purchase quirks up to the Tier 2, but does that mean that we can also give them upgraded Tier 0 or Tier 1 quirks?

No, I doubt I would get along with any known Jumper. Too many people here are either too lazy or boring paladinfags.

No. I barely trust myself with my powers I definately dont want to have to worry about being usurped by someone equally wanky as myself.

Living with ourselves is awful enough, who would want to live with another one of us?

Really though, I'm quite happy with regular companions, thank you.

>Someone uploaded the 'old' rules to Jumpchain
>Expect people to follow the diminishing returns and language rules after all these years.
>Put a link to this 'wiki' thing

No; however, after my chain was over I would offer to send some of the more decent ones (read: least likely to try and find a way fuck me over/do heinous shit) on their own adventures.

If the user who wanted to see Sith Sorcery is still around, here is the perk in the Rule of the Strong ideology.

>Sith Sorcery 400 CP - The Force is not always manifested in the same way by all of its wielders. Many different Force groups exist across the Galaxy, with their own practices and deviations from what they layman might see as the the norm. Some Jedi might not have any talent for telekinesis, but may also possess greater access to the minds of others. However some Sith possess abilities truly strange and potent. Sorcery may be the name primitive societies give to the Force, but it is the only truly appropriate one for what you can do. Magics and alchemy no longer elude you, indeed your talent for them is great. In time, with many rituals and dark workings, you may discover powers that some would consider to be… unnatural. Warping the weather, obliterating the minds and bodies of your victims, transferring your consciousness and vital self to a new body will be the least of such sorcery. Alchemical abominations against nature like the War Behemoth or the Chrysalide Rancor, Force enhanced weaponry, Sith spit and bio-mechanical undead come together in your laboratories. Who can imagine how far you’ll grow?

I never understood diminishijg returns anyway.

Oh fuck yes thank you, what about ghost eating anything on that?

The idea was to have it push your toward variety rather than just sticking to one path.
Course, this before we reached the double digits of jumps and before specialized character jumpers became a prominent thing.

No loss then I guess.

There are examples of Sith who use rituals and sorcery to bind Force ghosts and acquire their power. So, you could learn to. You'll have to wank for how that'd work on ghosts in different settings, if it does at all.

>bio-mechanical undead
Those poor soldiers , that part was fucked up, even other sith thought so.

That's pretty nice. Do you intend to interfere in our Earth's affairs too?

At what point did you realize you were evil?

build for My Hero Academia
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One of my Elder Liches servants pointed out that I looked pretty evil when I sacrificed an entire Kingdom to get a boost in power. They were just beastmen, so I thought I was OK at that point.

>Bancho in charge of training new young heroes

... Yes.

I've always known that I was, at heart, an evil person. The confusing part for other people is that I only allow myself to do horrid shit, and visit some righteous wrath down upon others that do the same things.

You could call it hypocrisy, but it's more selfishness. I'm willing to overlook my behaviour, because self-preservation calls for it, but the rest of those chumps? Nah.

>over 4 hours later

Um.

I'll...take that under consideration. Though I should've mentioned it was a very shiny scythe.

I'm legit surprised by that.

It really varies based on the companion in question. Bloody Mary from The Wolf Among Us looks almost exactly like that one psychopathic delinquent of a Prototype I met while throwing helicopters into lakes. Orro (Oowagh is RACIST to the noble giant race) jump-canonically looks like a DS2 giant. And Merela's an odd case in that she's sorta canon in that she Exalted as Basphomy in Verdiris, but the Solar (guess who) whose memories she inherited from the First Age is the OC part, and she's from the 3rd edition Infernals preview. Which might not be set in stone.

Most of the rest I just make something up that makes sense.

From way back, around the time I realised my gut instinct on finding a priceless relic weapon was thinking "I wonder how many villages I need to pillage to pimp this thing out with black flames? Better ask Hel!!"

Well I had thought I was evil for a while but it really finally became obvious when I realized my new plan for renewable energy was literally a plan to make madokas.

They've had giant mecha since the Burning Crusade and the motherfucking Fel Reaver Sentry in Hellfire Peninsula! That motherfucker was stealthy as fuck, you didn't know it was coming until it aggro'd and started charging at you and by then it was already too late!

Please be trolling.

I'd honestly just be happy to improve and protect the lives of my family and friends. I also don't want to impose my will on the world to a huge degree. That being said, there are a few issues I would try and fix. North Korea, terrorism- stuff that pretty much everyone agrees is bad, but is too complicated to effectively deal with, basically.

>not fixing the environment with green magitech
why

No, I just never saw the reasoning behind it.

Warcraft dude: how will Spirit of Redemption work for Holy Priests?

For those who dont play WoW, Spirit of Redemption activates upon death.

Honestly, I just want to be able to turn into an spirit healer for 15 seconds but its not worth it if I have to die obviously.

I mean, the environment IS one of the things I'm interested in fixing. I'm not sure if I'd go about it in that way, though.

generic sugar bowl kumbaya dance?
anno 2070 superscience?

To prevent or delay jumpers from becoming all-powerful gods.

Free castrations & re-education for everyone!

Ideally, I'd find a way to do it without being too overtly supernatural and without introducing too much advanced technology to the world.

Except you can do that pretty easily without even hitting diminishing returns. Just go into Exalt jumps, you're already more powerful than 90% the settings.

QS wrote up these rules near beginning of /JC/. They were never updated with /JC/ evolutions.

mindcontrol world leaders?

Immediately. I have no delusions about being a good person and have entered jumpchain with the expectation of becoming a mass murderer in some jumps

>Just go into Exalt jumps, you're already more powerful than 90% the settings.QS wrote up these rules near beginning of /JC/. They were never updated with /JC/ evolutions.
Except not everybody takes jumps with the highest possible power grabs available. In fact, it may shock you to learn that some people consider unilaterally more powerful, unopposable characters to be rather boring.

Probably the time I allowed one of my companions to die permanently in exchange for more CP.

And then later, I did it again.

I wouldn't want to do that, either. I think I would try and steer technological development towards being green and restoration.

>tfw you're one of them
>tfw sometimes it seems like everyone else thinks your character is absolutely unopposable

How did it end up like this, I just wanted some cool things for cool fights and got creative thinking how they'd go

Thoughts on Jojo Vampires, /jc/?

The point is that it doesn't really 'delay' anything. If someone is of the mindset that they want to become more powerful, then they can, very quickly. If someone isn't of that mindset, then it really isn't an issue, because presumably they'll limit things themselves. Such as with the rule being discussed.

They're alright I guess.

They rejected their humanity or something, I dunno

I'm not evil, but I'm too self-interested to be considered good. I don't really do good deeds if they're too far out of my way.

Are there any jumps other than Symphogear that let you turn a monster from another jump into a weapon/armor/item?

Round about the third time I went to purge Commorragh, which was now inhabited by scavengers and wailing refugees from those instant birth pods I hadn't tracked down.

Or was that fourth? However many numbers of 40k jumps we have.

You don't fuck with my Light of Terra crew and come out with a home to go to.

Tumblr nose? I'm unfamiliar with this term. Is it like how a lot of shitty art I've seen has the nose be oddly ruddy?

Monster Hunter, maybe? I think that's more about using their body parts, however.

So question time /jc/.

I know that Quicksilver doesn't come around much anymore, but does anybody know if there's any plans for a 0 CP drawback to extend your time in Pokemon Trainer? Or maybe a Pokemon Trainer part 2 like MCU got?

I ask because at this point the timeline of the games has exceeded 10 years. If you start at the beginning of the Kanto or Hoenn games' stories you will be leaving around the time Sun and Moon begin.

I think Bayonetta gives you the skills to do so yourself.

Shaman King, arguably. Oversoul that monster.

Woops, misquote

No, there are no plans to do anything with the Pokemon Trainer jump.

Unfortunately, Pokemon Trainer will probably never be updated from here on out. Either out of nostalgia or respect for QS, most people don't want to see it changed, it seems.

That said, nothing can stop somebody from making a Pokemon SM jump, considering Pokemon Trainer doesn't cover those games.

Fuck. No.

I've been away for a while, what jumps this for?

>respect for QS

So, the impossible?

Jump?

Looking a bit slow right now. Rollin' up a jump to discuss.

Rolled 637 (1d816)

Sod it 4chins.

Right. Sim-Ant.

I hear that's a weird fuckin jump m8

In Arrowverse, what sciences would I have to buy to be basically Cisco, Caitlyn and Wells at once?

Art thov fond of the possibility of an infestation of Formicidae?

I ask thee this qvestion becavse the methods thov art pvrsving happen to be the most efficient manner of acqviring an infestation of Formicidae.

You're an ant. Leading a colony of ants. In a random everyday world setting. Which the drawbacks then make even weirder.

... Yeah no that'd be a weird way to spend ten jumps.