GREETINGS TRAVELLER

Is it necessary for you to eat, or is it just for fun?
Why the hell do you have tits?
Why is the ability to become a cute girl still impossible?

You have stumped the mighty Sphinx.
Who is it?

Oh, god dammit.

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
cannot be heard, cannot be smelled.

It hides behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after;
ends life, kills laughter.

death

You can smell death.
Nothing.

How obvious is it that you're using Google?

darkness/blackness

you cannot smell death lol.

Death has a definite stank.

What walks on 8 legs in the morning, 4 legs before noon, 2 legs after noon, and 3 legs in the evening?

Tell that to my friend the mortician.

Bzzt! It's one of the riddles in 'The Hobbit.' I just posted it because its my favorite riddle. I love how all of Gollum's riddles were a reflection of his environment, and were all very grim and violent, as opposed to the happy, fun riddles Bilbo knew. Damn that part was so good.

Answer was the dark, by the way.

things dying do.

Just like "life" would smell like trees and rain and verdant stuff.

But to say you can smell "life" or "death" isn't true.

I can smell pencils and protractors and rulers, but I cannot smell "geometry".

You're being too literal.

in real life I would agree, but being autistic about language often helps in riddles, which is my point.

There is a B in both but an N in neither.

When it's ajar.

Angels don't dance.

So none.

I can smell geometry.

Well??

Who won Simon says last week?

Riddles are all about figures of speech.
"Smelling of death" is definitely a figure of speech.

if it's not moss
and neither gloss
to what does the fifth is doomed to fall?

What can you open, shake, lend, take, raise, break, give, and hold?

A Hand.

A hand.

Or two hands, it seems :^)

Children

What has no hinged but is a box with a golden treasure inside

What is in my pocket?

One of those new pokemon probably, you can't expect me to remember all of them

a box with gold in it but the box is nailed shut and has no hinges.

and egg, and you told it wrong

Will you answer no to this question?

Now that that's out of the way, are you familiar with motorboating?

of course; no

String or nothing!

A child with a heart of gold?

I've heard the answer phrased as "Poe wrote on both."

Well Kurt, tell us, we didn't all get to go to GUDGER COLLEGE.

There is the most basic bitch blue creepazoid with no friends and no life, who threatens travelers with death if they don't throw riddles in her beggar tray like she was some kind of monstrous hobo. The only possible eemotion one could have for her is pity. Who is she? You are required to spend at least twenty minutes reflecting on your answer before you give it or you void the riddle. Think very carefully how you want to answer.

Same. Is this riddle not common knowledge?

Anyway, what herb cures all wounds?

To keep it, you first must give it. What is it?

Why did Asuka said "kimochi warui" in End of Evangelion. Know that I DID get the ending and that's why I'm asking that precisely.

What is?

The riddle is as follows: There are five houses, with five occupants, each with a different color house, different beverage of choice, different favorite brand of cigarette, and a unique pet. The goal is to figure out who owns the fish.

1) The Englishman lives in the red house.
2) The Swede keeps dogs.
3) The Dane drinks tea.
4) The green house is just to the left of the white one.
5) The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6) The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
7) The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
8) The man in the center house drinks milk.
9) The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10) The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
11) The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
12) The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
13) The German smokes Prince.
14) The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15) The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.

Who owns the fish?

You are a brainlet if you resort to google

>using the fastest way to get the solution of an already solved problem is "brainlet"
How many times do you say bazinga a day? Do not answer.

>This is the type of person who uses the calculator for math class.

What has a heart of light and a name of darkness?

>I can do what a cheap calculator made by slave chinese children can do!
Amazing user, amazing!

It's time, you ninny. It's from The Hobbit.

This sentence is false.

In a race, the quickest runner can never overtake the slowest, since the pursuer must first reach the point whence the pursued started, so that the slower must always hold a lead.

The point of not having the calculator is to push your thinking limits to make you sharper in the future. Actually getting the questions right as fast as possible is only part of the learning here.

Getting a brainache is what you want to have happen to you.

Also even the most simple of calculators can do some pretty big number crunching.

Is it Bread

>The German smokes Prince
Goodnight, everybody.

What is big hard and will make you scream when I put it inside you?

What's red and green and goes round and round and round?

youtube.com/watch?v=JR4H76SCCzY

BAZINGA

>Teach childrenmath = doing fractions and square roots with the help of your fingers
>Children hate maths/do not understand advanced maths cause they spend more time learning the derivatives tables than getting the concept behind it

Well done, user. Well done.

The German should have the fish

Goodbane Evilskull

Do you shave yourself? If not, come in and I'll shave you! I shave anyone who does not shave himself, and noone else.

Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

If God knows in advance how we will decide, how can there be free will?

He only know, he won't stop you from being stupid.

>"I resemble only half the things I say I don't. The other half resemble me."
>"Half the places I have been to, never were. Half the things I say are there cannot be found."
>"I can find a thing I cannot see and see a thing I cannot find. I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel."
>"What am I and what I am not?"
By the way, this riddle has a definite, single answer. Good luck solving it.

They are both low and produce very few notes and one is nevar placed around the wong way.

A slim crocodile living in the Nile took a child. His mother begged to have him back. The crocodile could not only talk, but was also a great sophist and stated, "If you guess correctly what I will do with him, I will return him. However, if you don't predict his fate correctly, I'll eat him."

What statement should the mother make to save her child?

"You'll either eat him, or return him."
Your move, crocodile.

took me a while to write it all out and restart twice, but I got pic related

Why do you assume that there is free will? You might as well ask "If God knows that the barrel is empty, why can it be filled with cheese?"

Fictional characters people might not have read about is considered cheating in riddle games, mortal. Not everyone has read The 13 Clocks.

I swear, if the trick here is that the Blend smoker's neighbour who drinks water is the fish..

"You will eat the child"

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"What is "yawyna stitxnihps ym no pmuj tsuj nac uoy, dnim ym degnahc I" backwards?

It's not a riddle, but I guess you could impress your classmates with it. Assuming you're in kindergarten.

user, you do understand that just because says they consent doesn't mean they actually consent, right?

You're basically trying to commit rape here.

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Now that's the riddle.

I was actually hoping she'd find it amusing more than anything.

Plus, I doubt she'd make the offer if she wasn't planning on losing, or winning in a more "creative" way.

I feel embarassment for you, user

>Fictional characters people might not have read about is considered cheating in riddle games, mortal
What am I and what I am not?

? or question mark is a literary artifact created by monk scribes when copying old latin texts, where questions were identified by context alone, but they felt the need to underline when a sentence was a "questio" by writing it right after it, with time it got shortened to a Q on top of an O and then distorted into a scribble over a point.

ur a faget and ur not smart

>says it's a riddle
>is literally just a chart you have to fill in

What did he mean by this.

Time, and you are a bad person.

I am that, which all recieve
But when I'm lost, you won't grieve
Without me, there is no pain
Taken from another, I am not attained

It comes in the morning and then in the afternoon it has become withheld then after not noon then finally when evening faces decide egressingly affluent retires into a

virginity?

False

A knight

Their word.