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I never claimed to be the delivering force you needed.
>still 4 shots
>lost re-rolls
>outperformed by battlecannon against nearly all targets
at least it will deal 2 damage per shot right?
Reposting from the other thread:
I've got 1000 points of guard infantry (vets with lots of special weapons + scions) including a valkyrie and a sentinel.
I also have a bunch of Grey Knight terminators, around 20 power armoured dudes, a landraider, and a couple dreads.
What should I take from the Grey Knight list to make up the guard army to 1500points (or whatever is common) ?
>be me
>play emperor's children
>love the new noise marines, they're awesome
>go to store
>play a game against chad
>he sets up his Primaris Marines™
>god i wish my models were as tall as his
>we begin the game
>he deep strikes his Primaris Inceptors™ into my noise marine squad, killing 2 of them on the charge with a well used Command Point™ reroll, killing the rest of them in a single combat phase
>well that's ok i guess, i have a few more squads lef-
>his Primaris Hellblasters™ rip my chaos lord to shreds
>finally my sonic weapons are in range
>aim and fire
>all my rolls missed
>my marines are too short to have any effect on the superior aryan Primaris Marines™
>watch helplessly as that squad is ripped apart by Primaris Intercessor™ Bolt Rifle™ fire
>as he slowly tables me, he looks me in the eyes
>"sucks to be a noiselet, eh buddy?"
>i can hear the sounds of his laughter closing in on me
>run home as they chase me out of the store chanting “NOISELET NOISELET NOISELET”
>they trash my forgeworld sonic dreadnought with a hammer but i managed to escape with the rest of my army
>burn all my models but the metal parts won’t set on fire
>vow to never play 40k again
Are these @ posts reportable?
It seems like trolling to me.
5 for horde armys fall down
Are you going to post this unfunny copypasta every thread?
You're getting as bad as Cheetahfag, and I'm not even a chaos player, it's just not funny and it's too forced.
Half the things on this site are reportable, but good luck getting anyone to take action.
>tfw like Iron Warriors method of warfare the most but don't want to be the edgiest CSM faction