Why do girls love tyranids?

Why do girls love tyranids?

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Its the only army that isnt modelled after burly, manly men or weebs. Yes that includes sisters. nids are not persons, but animals. And since they are spikey and bitey, you can be girl-edgy by acting like they're "cute".

Also girls can relate to taking absolutely everything and moving on

All the other armies are militaristic and have lots of metal and mechanical stuff, which they don't like.
Also dicks

These.

They want to be pinned and bred.

>Also girls can relate to taking absolutely everything and moving on

Penis guns that ejaculate tentacle rape

Girlfriend says they look like dragons.

They have good taste.

They are pretty cute tho

They can relate.

>hive minded creatures who's sole purpose is to harvest genetic material through whatever means possible.

idk senpai

Genetic material and RESOURCES

they mistake them for pets

>tfw you play 'nids and your wife plays darkies.

Is this Adeptus Mechanicus pornography?

Because they're the best looking army

>AdMech pornography
Not enough circuitry or pistons...

>Also girls can relate to taking absolutely everything and moving on

WRONG

They prefer Salamanders

Why don't you love tyranids?

>pistons
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>tfw my gf only likes tau

she isnt a weeb but she is a gundam fan (which is weeb but she solely likes gundam)

She didnt know at first either
but the more I explained tau the more we were like
>blue-aliens in gundams

my point is tho
some girls dont like tyranids and instead want to paint tau pink

I admit I also like tau because they're alien babes in anime mecha.
Well, that and their unique "we like to keep our men alive as much as possible" mentality.

>babes
you got memed

>they're alien babes in anime mecha
You call this a "babe"?

I don't care.

If she's got buns and beasts then sure.

Only girl I know who's into 40k plays Tau, and she's an actual communist sympathizer.

Genestealers before marriage, the Great Devourer afterwards?

They like the thought of being pounded in every hole with tentacles, I know I do.
>You will never be gangbanged by three guys at once.
>Life is suffering.

I wonder how many people envy the standard of living that Tau traitor lives in.

>>You will never be gangbanged by three guys at once.
You're underestimating how desperate a group of fags can be user.

>I don't care
Really enjoying these casual "fans".

hi newfriend!

user, the mecha is the paper bag.

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>Castrated and subjugated.

At least imperials are only one of those.

Sometimes they are only one, many times they are both.

It's Neo looking at Trinity's ass while plugged Into the matrix.

Gf loves H.R. Geiger, tentacle rape, and collects jar preserved animal specimens/bones. Thinks they're aesthetically pleasing, only thinks the spore mines and the little ravenor guys are cute. Also plays Eldar and 'Crons, though.

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>Why do girls have better taste in armies than boys?

I have never seen a female Taufag.

I've never seen a female Ork fan

Orkz are lame

Well, I've always thought big monsters were neat in various stories and myths and whatnot, and was really into biology when I was in school. And dinobugs are just cool.
And some of the little ones are hideous cute
The other factions always seemed kinda eeeeh. Sisters were blatant fetishbait, the others were just kinda there, Tau were a maybe once upon a time - I was a huge weeb when I was younger but I grew out of that.

Because they are zoophiles.

Up yours.

Zog off, git.

It's less that girls feel drawn to Tyranids, but rather than they feel repelled away from all the other factions.

Also Nids are cheaper, so lower entry costs.

Gf and I both love space elf murder clowns, but she might be biased cause I introduced her to the hobby. I feel like she'd prefer craftworld if I wasn't around.

They're literally the least immoral race of the setting. They're just hungry beasts. They don't torture, they don't rape, and from a certain point of view they don't commit genocide.

Beause Tyranids get pregnant so women can sympathize with them.

>tyranids are all female
That explains so much.

im not sure if i recognize that ass or not

i might though

I don't know if they're all female but they always seem to be popping out a baby or some type of other mini Tyranid creature.

>tyranids don't torture
>tyranids don't rape
>tyranids don't commit genocide
The fuck is this guy on?

...

Enlighten me on the first two points.

I mean, it's true for ants and bees. It makes a lot of sense.

genocide implies discretion. Tyrranids are omnicidal.

Rape and genocide are 2 of their main things man, littlerally evry story with them is genocide. clearing a planet of any and all life. and where do you think the half human genestealer hybrids come from? infiltration, espionage, and forced breeding are how tryanids start almost every invasion.

>horde army
>cheaper

If you don't think getting eaten or dissolved by acid is torture you are fucked in the head.

Genestealers basically just introduce a whole new type of rape to worlds they infiltrate.

It's not rape, it's egg-laying!

Torture is purposely not killing and inflicting pain. Nids kill

This isn't torture and rape though.

>Being this retarded

Good argument, user.

>expecting good arguments
>on an afghani email server
Oh user.

Heavily supported in
>Gorkamorka
>Rogue Trader
>Necro
>Can kitbash most troops from Boyz
>Excluding tournament play, they dont rely on Gelt Workshop models for vehicles or aircraft, with 15$ kits from Revell and others looking better to boot.
>strong third party market for Greenskins
>can use WFB, AOS or inna pinch Marauder Orx
>They get to takes the piss out of every other grimserious mary sue cawadooty faction

Orks iz da best, booftie boy. (zogs ya mum)

>hurr we are all supposed to be retarded here
Thanks for contributing nothing.

hive tyrants and swarmlord seem to be male

When I said that they don't commit genocide from a certain point of view, I meant that they allow the genes to live on.

Now about rape
"The Genestealers have no true genders, and require a creature of any species, any gender to reproduce. The Genestealer will find a suitable host and hypnotise them into passivity using an effect induced with its eyes. The Genestealer then thrusts its long, whip-like tongue (which also serves as an ovipositor) into the body of the host, where it deposits its DNA in the form of a type of virus that infects the somatic and germ line cells of the host. Several hours later, the infected victim wakes up from the incident, with no wounds or any recollection of what happened. The new host of the Genestealer DNA will go on about its normal life, and eventually reproduce with another member of its species, thus siring or giving birth to a Genestealer Hybrid."
That's not what you have in mind when you think of rape, do you see my point ? They don't do things in a needlessly gruesome way.

>seem
user, they're just really buff chicks.
If anything the gargoyles and harpies would be male.

>ovipositor
These are some lewd girls.

Well I guess I learned something. I was thinking hr geiger/facehugger type of breeding. Sedated viral tongue injections are not quite traditional rape.

And I agree with the torture part. Being ripped apart and eaten is horrific, but definitely not torture.

They're one of three all-female factions in the game, and unlike the other two:
A) They have more than a handful of units to their name and
B) Are one of the main armies that's actually getting attention regularly

Plus, most girls don't like the boxy, masculine look of Imperial units, they tend to gravitate more towards the sleek and elegant, so Eldar and 'nids.

no. the great devourer BEFORE marriage and genestealer/jeansstealer afterwards

On a side note about torture, I remember reading once in a white dwarf about an eldar autarch that liked to torture humans for his amusement. Orks also do this. I don't see why the Necrons wouldn't do this type of evil things. As for the Tau I don't know their stance on torture, but I remember reading about them killing human civilians for fun or something like that, also a dark story about how they fed the Kroots, but I don't fully remember it. Sure the tyranids are self-serving and evil in some ways, but ultimately they act as a cleanser for this giant mess of a galaxy, which is funny considering the words of Alpharius: "War is simply the galaxy's hygiene".

Hmm, parasitic organisms that need to feed constantly on the lives of others to survive, not offering anything but the possibility of "pleasure" in return, running away from something they are terrified of - likely their mistakes in the past, and desperate for validation by forcing themselves into people's lives.

Yeah so...

Well, if you think about the hypnosis part, it's pretty much equivalent of roofies.

Okay so nids and Eldar... what's the third one?

What about Eldar? They have a good amount of female units and their aesthetic isn't hardcore weeb or militaristic.

Dark eldar.

>hey have a good amount of female units
No, they don't. Hidden behind masks. Just ask female players.

Of the all-female factions? I was actually referring to Nids, Sisters of Battle, and Sisters of Silence. The Eldar factions include females, but they aren't exclusively female.

In my experience, most chicks like Eldar and Tyranids the best.

Eldar and Tyranids are the top 2 for female players. They're actually about even in my experience, but Tyranids come up more probably because that GW stock photo.

I think the norn queens were once described as the "mysterious female counterpart to the hive tyrant" in the fluff, implying hive tyrants are male

IIRC it's Sasha Grey.

Must be some old fluff considering how little sense that would make. Norn Queens are equal parts cloning machine and GMO lab, as they're the ones who birth and engineer new organisms. Hive Tyrants beings their male counterpart would insinuate that they're required for the reproductive process, which wouldn't make sense since Norn Queens can birth new organisms on their own.

Based on what? Their size/strength/physical attributes? There's lots of examples in nature of big bad females, especially in the parts of nature the Tyranids were inspired by.

My girlfriend plays Orks

DICKS, GIANT MONSTER DICKS!

THEY'RE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU TOO!

Also, since Norn Queens are basically just cloning machines, and they're female, it would follow that all the Tyranids birthed from them would also be female.

Norn Queens are hermaphroditic or agender in a technical sense. In fact they can't even really be classified as a "species" since they birth organisms that are not genetically like themselves at all.

Tyranids as a whole kind of destroy the concept of biological sex, they're organic machines with multiple redundant methods of self-propagation and cross-species reproduction.

>true for ants and bees
I think the majority of them simply don't have gender

They are female, just sterile.

No the drones of ant colonies and bee hives are female by default, but that's because they're evolved out of organisms on earth for which that distinction was meaningful.

Tyranids are genetically engineered flesh-robots. They don't have sexes, because they have more efficient reproductive methods, and multiple overlapping versions. You can get a hormagaunt out of a brood nest which produces many different types of Tyranids, which came from a spore which came from a mycoid colony that produces many different types of spores, which came from another spore which came from a hive ship.

Or you can get a hormagaunt from an egg laid by a hormagaunt.

Or you can get a hormagaunt directly from a norn queen who spliced a new strain of hormagaunt.

They completely defy our understanding of sexual reproduction.

We're talking about Tyranids, not Chaos.

>thrusting something that functions as a reproductive organ into an orifice
>no consent involved
>results in offspring
>not rape
wut

thats at least sexual assault or something