FIELD KIT INSPECTION!

Alright, listen up troops, because this one is important!

It has recently come to my attention, through rather unimportant yet incredibly important means, that one of you... IS A TRAITOR! Please cue the dramatic music!

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Now, I know what you're all asking yourselves. "Commissar Knochenmus, how can you be sure that this information is even correct? And how could such a person have ever passed the regiment's rigorous purity AND loyalty tests? Not to mention, why would you mention this sort of thing, mere moments before we're supposed to be facing traitor forces?"

Well, it's for two reasons really. The first one being so that each and every one of you, will be on the look-out for signs of possible traitorous activity! You never know when a filthy Commi- *COUGH!* A filthy Xeno or Choas infiltrator could be plotting to kill you from afar!

The second, is so that you all know too keep an eye out for oddities when we do our surprise Field Kit Inspection, right now! So present arms and armour for Field Kit Inspection, Lads!

What sort of traitors are we facing, commissar?

...

The most Traitorous kind of traitorly traitors! ...Fallen Imperial Guardsmen! The most VILE kind of traitors known to man!
Trooper! What pattern of lasgun is this!? Also... WHERE IS YOUR UNIFORM'S NAME TAG!?! YOU HAVE TO THE COUNT OF FIVE, TO FIND, AND ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Traitors, eh? This should be entertaining. I'll fetch my daily Nutri-Slurry for this.

its on me pipes

WHO CAN I OFFER TO KHORNE PUNY MAN?

Do you have any intelligence other than that?

Yessir, mister Comissar.

"YOU WHITCH MAN, WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE THE SHIP AGAIN, PUNY MAN PERRMISON TO VIOLENTLY OFFER THIS WEAKLING WREATCH TO MY LORD"