Confession thread

Fuck man, that last one is literally me. I keep dropping not so subtle hints if not out right at what's gonna happen to my players because I'm too excited for the next session.

Pretty much. I've got an odd thing where I like my porn plots to make sense or at least be "canonically accurate."
Not gonna say what I've been suggesting in case someone recognizes me, but I've seen the hammerspace dragon guy do similar, though not in worldbuilding threads (apparently they have preferred professions now rather than just being little dragons that eat everything).

I'm a furry, and tend to make dragonborn, Aarakocra, gnoll, etc. characters in part because of it. If anyone suspects me, they haven't brought it up.
There's been a recent uptick in "all furries are literal irredeemable, subhuman trash to be unilaterally hated with no remorse" posts here, and I'm not sure if it's just summer or if Veeky Forums is devolving into the new Cool Place For Great Memes with less attention to actually getting shit done.
Also I once called a 18 roll a 12 before others could see because I feared they'd wrongly think I was using a loaded die by getting five >16 rolls in a row. Then I worried they might think that was a lie and I had concealed a natural 1 or something.

Most of my secret plot points revolve around deepest lore that no reasonable player could be expected to keep up with.
Like the fact that the princess of one of the setting's kingdoms is the secret daughter of a former player character I played in the same setting. If I wrote a timeline, they would notice the date of birth conspicuously lines up with one of his backstory events.

>Space Marines are by far my favourite part of 40k, themed Knightly orders in space get me hard.
Same, user. Black templars are the fucking best.

How can I get in on this?

I plan on taking the s/tg/ereotypical bard, add in a splash of #thatguy, but then play them as a woman just to watch all the fuckshits freak out about how "unrealistic" having a woman be... anything is.

My campaigns are anime as fuck.

its ok user. back in 94-95 I had a useless deck of only dragons/ drakes/ hellkites/ worms and ice covered lands because muh dragonriders of pern.