Elf slave, wat do?

Elf slave, wat do?

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Institute a series of economic reforms and innovations that renders slavery fiscally nonviable as a form of common commerce

So why do DMs go out of their way to make Paladins fall?

SAUCE

Probably have her do laundry, cleaning. Mostly chores I don't want to do myself. Can't imagine her not having a lot of free time after though so whatever she wants to do on her own is fine by me.

We've come full circle, it seems.

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Make a half-elf?

I came to post this

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What kind of elf? What kind of slave?

...to pick ourselves back up?

Damn. I haven't seen this one in a while.

You can't fall if you're a vengeance Paladin whose sole duty is to kill elves wherever they might be found.

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I begin my underground Slave Lair full of elves all masquerading as Wayne on Veeky Forums, propagating my meme further.

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Blatant and to the point. I like your style, OP.

*sniff*

I remember Veeky Forums when it was still a little toddler.

So many years...how time flies.

Ask if she has a rich family.

"Welcome to the Janissaries. We'll get you fixed up with a weapon and a uniform right away."

Honestly she would do a lot of cleaning and cuddling because I'm lonely and lazy

Ditto

Oh man, remember when we had like 5 of these threads a day?
Do you remember the time BEFORE that?

Is it bad form to marry your slave?

If they're you're only slave I believe it's mandatory as part of the romantic plot arc.

F-free her? What's the issue here?

Only if you keep her a slave after marriage

I would become her slave

sell to some kinky punkass fat bastard on middle eastern-like region

...before or after we fuck her? This dank, ancient meme of Veeky Forums is interesting in an of itself because there's a "right" answer, but there's never JUST one answer. It's an opportunity to view the many facets of Veeky Forums when presented with a predicament.

Also we're horny and insecure, and we want sex, but we also want to be right. So the choice is either Rape a slave, kill an Elf, or free a slave and hope she bangs your rocks out of gratitude. Or you can be the "paladin" and free her with no expectations, but really, who are you fooling?

Play D&D with her, obviously. Where else am I going to find such a captive audience?

I remember. I remember very well.

Elf Slav, wat do?

Interrogate her on a flying vehicle
You're a big guy

what is the opening of this gif? For science.

Kill la Kill

Kill La Kill.

You know, I really do like this image.

King of the Hill