/cyoag/ - CYOA General

As in most likely to sleep with dudes or biggest faggot?

Why are waifu pickers so popular?

SDA stands for 'Sucks Dick Always'

So him

Biggest faggot

People like masturbatory aides

I need more of this, please somebody make more of this

Trick question, either way the answer is tok

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>"Taking them off my hands"
>"them"
Do I have to take both? I'd /prefer/ just the daughter.

Interrogating voice, all day. Near-ultimate knowledge, limited only by the ability to understand it, someone's knowledge of it and the ability to process responses. That would have a lot of applications

Do I have to suicide to return from a time-trip?

Endure. In enduring, grow strong.

>Small God

What if you're physically bigger than 100m^3?

Learn to mold and compress yourself into different shapes/sizes

Fat is malleable

I guess you will have to work out so you can fit inside

Summarize cyoag in one pic.

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Lets try out the new stuff

>Roc
>Strong Bond
Gives me a super tough flier with reasonable speed and intellect, as well as me being pretty hard to crack myself.
>Military
Pretty much the airborne equivalent of heavy cavalry, I think the Roc could carry a fully armored soldier on its back without trouble.
>Whisper
Who is probably not going to be anything but trouble, but that can be attractive in its way. I think my assistance would lean more towards "look the other way" than "help me steal this shipment of gold", but we'll see.
>Grand Joust
Alright, lets see, I'll go up against
>Grom
Good dude but not as dangerous seeming as the others, should be a win
>Cyrus
It'll depend on how sneaky his tricks are, but we should be tough enough to see it through
>Kroghar
Looks like a straight slugging match; I'd probably try and hit and run this one as best I could as the Hippo might be able to take a chunk even out of the Roc
>Elenora
The horse should go down easy and I think between me and my Roc we should win a battle of attrition

I think I could be champ.

>SIR Beastmaster
I think a noble title would suit me, and my Roc and I would make for excellent guardians for a small plot of land even without much money behind us.

You get stuck in a place of your choosing but are no longer able to move from that spot.

On the other hand, you have complete control over the space inside your body, and can create an entire civilization of micro-people in your small intestine to modernise your digestion systems if you wanted to.

Welp, here's my build.

Warrant (10 TG): Standard Warrant
Personal (10 TG): Juvenat Gland (10), Cogitation Implant (3), Battle Harem (1), Gene-sculpting (1)
Boon: The Xeno

Ship Hulls/Armaments/Defenses/Systems (80 TG):
>THE SEVERE CONVICTION (Main Ship, 85 TG)
Lunar Cruiser (40), Naval Veterans (5)
Macrocannon Battery (5), Lance Battery (6), Combat Hanger (3), Extra Point-Defenses (2)
High Power Auger (5), Fitted Crew Quarters (2), Guard Regiment x2 (2), Palace Fortress (1), Manufactorum (8), Luxury Yacht (1)

Hopefully my Eldar "guest" can make sure we can stay out of any bad scuffles until I save up enough Thrones to purchase and equip a couple of Sword Frigates, maybe a Dauntless Cruiser. At any rate, time to invade and exploit some planets!

>ywn be creative enough to invent a setting like this

Invent a setting? Did you really mean to say that?

>People like waifus
Fixed that for you.

You do realize this is an existing setting, right? And that everything in the CYOA is present in it?

Don't they feel guilty for cheating on their gfs? I don't think porn is cheating but waifus do seem to imply a certain emotional connection.

>gfs
>/cyoag/
Choose one

I honestly can't tell anymore whether this guy is a grandmaster shitposter or y'all just dumb as fuck.

>no gf
If you're that extremely underage, you should not be on Veeky Forums anyway.

>You must have a gf or you are underage
Why?

you die from shitposting fever

>no gf
>should not be on Veeky Forums

Nobody should be on Veeky Forums we do it regardless Mr Bait

gay

but yes, the intent is you choose one to be your spouse

I was going to include pictures of the potential spouses, but the fact that I want to stick with the same art for all of the CYOA limited me, and I couldn't find ones that fit. This was the closest I got for the daughter, for what its worth

>some people don't pick the best waifus with the advice of their significant other

sad desu

Stop.

are there any eldritch CYOA's I remember seeing one, but didn't save it

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I'm just saying its nice user

>you MUST be like 12-14 to not have a gf
Are you serious? I never had one and I will be 30 soon.

I vote dumb as fuck. He's been obvious since post one for me.

This, but unironically.

Still gonna try though

>ywn live in this user's state-mandated gf land

CWCville has some nice aspects.

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>Excluding insects
>No cute bug girls in this CYOA.
Instant shit tier.

I wish you'd just FUCK OFF.

shittingdicknipples.jpg

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is fatposter really that bad? I appreciate he takes the time to at least craft his post to the topic at hand instead of just HUSBANDOS

>Vignette is the key to convincing her.
ZB, you're starting to make it sound like killing Scarlatina to protect Vignette's innocence is the only proper path again.

Him, Frogposter, Husbando/fujo are all plagues...probably same person.

Probably, but this incarnation is slightly more amusing at least.

I just find it repulsive but then so is obesity so that's probably why.

What are some of your desired comfort enhancing facilities and features on a personal spaceship?

A space kitchen managed to by a xeno cook who knows how to make delicious zero space calorie meals from ingredients we gather throughout the galaxy. Yummy.

>Holodeck
>Sparring Arena
>Hydroponics Lab
>Menagerie
>Spacewalk Suits

just off the top of my head

Don't worry fatposter I've got you covered.

Know what, I don't dislike your posts anymore Fatanon. They're shitposts, don't get me wrong, but I don't usually see you post the same images over and over, you keep it on topic, and you're less annoying than the other shitposters.

I don't know if I have Stockholm Syndrome by proximity or what, but you're not terrible

A weird space gel bath thing that not only cleans you it massages all your body

You know what I want.

A red couch on the bridge and clear skies.

You're the kinda nigga that unironivally thinks authors belong in the OC mine.

Something that lets you alter your shape at a moment's notice - meaning that you could, for example, have a different face looking back at you in the mirror every day if you so desired.

Holy fuck that guy is the manifestation of what is wrong with this threads well not all of it there is the shitposters and /pol/ and... well you get the idea

QT crew.

>fujoshit and fatposter are posting during the same hours
hhmmmm....really activate my diamonds....
Is SDA here too?

Lets keep that in the last thread anons, we don't need a rerun and this thread is nice enough so far

Please god no

Yes, god forbid someone comes to cyoag to play cyoas. Nope, authors blogging about their meals. That's where it's at.

A training room,armory and Medical Room also a Waifu nurse android to man the Medical room

Also you are growing on me fatposter

>fujoshi
>implying I'm a girl

I bet my dick is at least twice as big as yours.

There is far more shitposting, stupid debates and drama caused by non-authors than authors blogging.

Nobody here cares about your big penis.

Nah user, clearly the best posters here are the ones who bitch incessantly about fuckin' nothing.

I invite you now to continue to whine instead of making a CYOA.

Gotta have a holodeck with an galactic map option. I want to be able to look around the galaxy to find comfy places for where I should go.

Thanks for the feedback, it looks like I've pretty much got everything thats wanted already done. If you're lucky I'll have this cyoa done by the end of
today.

>that reading comprehension
Fuck off, you are not even reading what people wrote, you are just a monologing retard.

That doesn;t mean we need namefags using this as a replacement for a social life, and you know very well there are those that are, especially lately.

But seriously, we did all this last thread, lets just let it drop.

If you're the first user I was agreeing with you, if you're the second user, stay assblasted.

Monologuing, user.

Meh if that makes them happy and they still make CYOAs then I really don't care.
Is there really anything worse with namefags than someone like Zodiac monopolizing a thread just because he is talking about his CYOA with the anons between two weeks of repost?

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Nice looking foward to it i don't think there is many comfy spaceship cyoas

Okay, so my guildmaster cyoa is on its way. It'll start with some fantasy intrigue choices.

What would you like to see specifically?

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