Due to our regiment's recent success in single handedly putting down that uprising in the underhives of Katjia III. Segmenting Command has seen it fit, to have us deployed to this Space Hulk, in an effort to cleanse it of any kind if taint. Whether it be of Xeno, or Chaos origin!
As is befitting of such a prestigious assignment, you are all to be on your BEST behaviour! That means, no writing your names on the walls, no scavaging archeotech for yourself, no pressing of random buttons labeled "Self destruct", and especially, NO PUSHING PEOPLE OUT OF AIRLOCKS! I'm looking at you, Private Anverali!
But before we begin pushing forward and clearing out this vessel. I'm ordering a surprise Field Kit Inspection! So all guardsmen, present arms and armour for inspection!
Nolan Stewart
Remember men! If you find something that has more spikes or claws than you have teeth. It's usually fine to shoot it at first sight!
Alexander Carter
Commissar! Request to humbly ignore one of those four rules. >salutes quickly
Oliver Watson
Back in action, sir! I was sick with a severe case of Cadian Flu. Let's kill some Genestealers!
Jayden Campbell
Request utterly, and absolutely DENINED, on the threat of SUMMARY EXECUTION!
Especially since I'm unsure as to which rule you're wishing to ignore!
Ah yes, the dreadful "Cadian Flu". I know it well!
I myself caught it three times in one month, back when I was but a Junior Commissar! It was hard to explain to everyone why I needed so much toilet paper...
but yeah, I just started getting sick on Friday...
Josiah Carter
reporting in sir!
Josiah Walker
>stuffs markers into an ammo pouch I completely understand, sir...
Christopher Carter
reporting sir
a space hulk you say? good time as any to use this new plasma cannon i found, it snagged on a bulk head and dragged some iron with it, and it is now apparently double barreled from the impact
dont worry about exploding, i found a manual explaining how to set it to "safe" fire
Julian Thompson
Sir! The rest of my kit melted after fighting the xenos! Sir!
Jacob Peterson
>He'd glare angerly at the Tech-priest. His memories of their recent skirmish still fresh in his mind.
I'll be watching you, Tech-priest... At the first sign of heresy.... BLAM! Your cranium scattered all over the bulkhead...
Good! Because between you, and the regiment's Tech-priests, I'm not sure who too keep an eye on...
Then again, i keep an eye on everybody.
Trooper Ironwall! You'd better not have taken that from somewhere on this ship. Or so help you God-Emperor, I will plaster the bulkheads with your grey matter!
Then I would SUGGEST getting a new kit from Quartermaster Greymane! IF she can spare some time from ATTEMPTING to loot evrrything that isn't bolted down!
Joseph Davis
you know what I dont have to take this from you. Im a magos, im leaving.
Tyler Stewart
Still, you know what they say!
"A bayonet to a Tyranid's face, is just as good as a lasgun shot to an Astartes chest plate!"
William Sanders
There will be NO retreat Tech-Priest! Neither from you, nor my men!
Besides... Good luck getting anywhere without a ship!
Oliver Reed
you just need one of those fancy scion lasguns, they can pierce an astartes armor easily
you can win them in the lottery, i won 3 of them myself
Juan Gutierrez
sigh....yes Sir
James Green
Sanctioned Psyker reporting in sir!
Jacob Garcia
>looks up from a pair of bolt cutters Huh? >stuffs them in a pocket You don't have to worry about me, Sir!
Aaron Foster
>He'd begin to scrutinize the regiment's new "psyker". Remaining silent as he does so.
.... .... .... Very well...! But know that should warp overtake you, or your powers get out of hand, I will not hesitate to end your existence! For your own good of course!
Good to see we can came to an agreement!
Now then Magis... Which way is it to the nearest reactor?
I shall have to put a stop to such things, once we are done with our current assignment!
Ryan Hernandez
no idea these hulk alway have so much interferance it's impossible to tell where your going
Oliver Flores
fair enough sir
Wyatt Richardson
Reporting in Sir!
Dylan Bennett
IM BACK PUNNY MAN, WHY IS THERE ANOTHER WITCHY WHITCH?
HELLO COG MAN AXEI AND MEL ARE HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU THEY SAID" WHY DO YOU WANT US TO SUFFER SO?"
Lincoln White
FOR SCIENCE wouldn't the khornite recognize a greater daemon?
Ryan Rodriguez
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT WITCH?
Zachary Foster
Great.... Well then, what deck are we on?
What type of psyker are you anyhow? What exactly can you do?
Dammit man! Where do you people keep getting these things from!?
Ah, Captain! It is good to see you have finally arrived!
As for the new psyker. Apparently Command has seen us fit to need one. And I shall not question Command!
John Gray
he would but that arse hole of an astropath had a metal and blood covered face so he follows that logic to its end, also he cant look in its wepons or meet any demon other than khornate ones
Brayden King
*reporting back for action commissar rawr* *hope you killed that heretical tech priest rawr*
Evan Hill
according to my auspex and the signs on the walls we are on deck thirteen. according to the schematics there is no deck thirteen.
Ryan Nelson
Rolled 16 (1d20)
NO ONE TOUCHES COG MAN
>axei revs in my rage at the meer thought
lets roll for insight shall we
Adrian Morgan
Yes, yes...
>He'd wave his had in dismissal of the Magos' "Science".
For "Science" and all that. But more importantly, "For the Emperor!"
Isaac Wright
I don't know, why are you read and covered in spikes and blood astartes? I KILL PEOPLE WITH MIND BULLETS!
Ethan Turner
>looks up from a pair of bolt cutters Huh? >stuffs them in a pocket You don't have to worry about me, Sir! Also... Permission to condense their remaining armory into our own?
Eli Hill
and dont forget plunder, booty, and shiny new toys
Ethan Garcia
>poking cog man in the side of the head with mel barrel
COG MAN? I THINK THATS A DEMON OF TZEECH. WHY IS THERE A DEAMON HERE?
THE BLOOD OF MY FOES SUSTAINS ME PLANNER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Luke Watson
*your auspex is shit rawr* *remember how it almost got the commissar to kill you rawr*
Carson Gonzalez
Unfortunately not.... We called it a draw, as Command wanted us to explore, and cleanse this Space Hulk, of whatever infests it's ancient corridors.
Well then, ifnno such deck exists, than we shall have to make it exist!
Magos! Begin mapping out everything as we go!
We'll label this area as.... Decrepit hallway 14, and that room over there, as murder spot 93!
Nicholas Diaz
>enters from the stairwell i could have sworn i was headed to the armory you really should fix these signs, they all say deck 13
Asher Wood
I have no idea but considering he can easily kill us all, maybe we should humor him? DON'T INSULT THE MACHINE SPIRITS Yes...sir sigh I didn't put them up there and Im not gonna touch anything on a deck on a spacehulk where the deck shouldn't exists and might be a illusion of the warp
Brayden Hall
Permission denied! Who knows what Daemons, or dark secrets the nearby armory holds!
No... Better we cleanse this ship, before touching anything we don't have too...
Exactly, private Hamounds!
DAEMON!?! WHERE!?! OFFENSIVELY DEFENSIVE FORMATIONS! LEAVE IT SMOKING!
Oliver Stewart
MURDER SPOT? WHERE WHERE WHERE? GIVE ME THAT INSULTING BUG AND THE WITCHES AND I WILL MAKE IT A MURDER SPOT. NO HURTS COG MAN NO-ONE
>two voices leap from the chain axe and hell gun at my hip "greetings brother demon"
Hunter Stewart
>charges "plasma" gun Where do I shoot sir!?
Aiden Price
dont worry sir, i have hot plasma in one hand, and hot laser in the other, and a fully charged power pack on my back
the demon seems to be invisible, it isnt showing on my auspex
Andrew King
I THINK ITS THE NEW WITCHY PYKER. CAN I KILL IT NOW? >axei revs up to full speed IT CANT KILL ME EASLY
Hunter Carter
DAEMON WHERE I'LL KILL IT WITH MY MIND!
Jordan Baker
ITS YOU, YOU FAKE WITCH
>if fire off a burst of plasm from mels barrel
Xavier Baker
we got friendly fire >readies volley gun and plasma gun should i keep our spook intact, commissar?
Dylan Hall
Sir, I've t-taken the liberty to do a cursory scan of the s-surroundings; you'll be p-pleased to hear there's no sign of intelligent life anywhere a-aboard this ship.
>he gawps at the 'new recruit', before looking back over the other 'loyal' 'men' of the unit One of these d-days the Inquisition is gonna find out about this m-madhouse of a regiment, and we'll all be f-fuckin' crucified.
Hudson Anderson
ITS NOT FRIENDLY IDIOT-THING GUARDSMAN
ITS HURTY HOSTILE > another bolt of plasma flies at the "pyker"
Eli Morgan
*kill them all and feast on the remains rawr*
Blake Howard
> van kleez hear a whisper in his mind hmmmm you don't know your a psyker yet do you? your mind is so soft unprotected...I could end it easily.. but I won't...yet....want to play a game guardsman?
Jack Fisher
... >slips away down a corridor I'm not going to be around this...
Logan Wright
*crucifixion is a waste of precious biomass.*
Adrian Taylor
god dammit now I want an inquisitor to come and fail his perception
WHO WILL KILL ME AND COG MAN AND PUNNY MAN
WHOS SPEAKING IN HEADS, MY LORD HATES YOUR WEAK WAYS WITCH DIE
>I run at the demon with my chain axe
Austin Martin
Good work Corporal! But just because there isn't any "intelligent" life, doesn't mean that there aren't any pox walkers, or zombies, or Tyranids onboard!
Infact, everyone should have a cyanide round on them, just incase things somehow go bad!
And as for the Inquisition going after ua,. Why would they ever do that? We're entirely loyal, everyone single one of us!
Isn't that right men!
Shoot wherever it is Sergeant! Shoot wherever it is! Well keep looking! Just because your auspex isn't showing, doesn't mean it isn't there!
Blake Turner
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>hacking at the witch, I have a comical fall over when the whitch was infact not to my front but to my right and I have just mutilated a piece of decking
DAMMIT
Jacob Harris
If the Captain says the psyker is being possessed by a Daemon, then shoot him!
...For his own good of course!
Lincoln Jones
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>rollan to manifest invisablity Im not possessed! he just hates Psykers Gonna hide untill he calms down!
Liam Hughes
>ducktapes a volkite gun to his twin plasma cannon >fires all 3 barrels at the ceiling to tr you two need some alone time
Owen Watson
Rolled 31 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>it goes off, rollan for phenomena
Gavin Moore
come on perception
WHERE IS THE LITTLE BASTARD MAY MY LORD SHOW WHERE THE COWARD HIDES
funnily enough hes not wrong, I'm khornate I hate combat pykers
Eli Walker
*hey boss I found some friends rawr*
Jeremiah Hernandez
you got it sir >begins firing his volley gun and plasma gun wildly from the hip
Brody Stewart
Rolled 20 + 20 (1d100 + 20)
Liam Perry
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>banshee howl: a deafing keening sounds out for a kilometer deafing everyone in the area for 1d10 rounds
Noah Brooks
>he looks around, scowling Who said that? One a' you gobshites t-trying something funny?
I think you and I have very *cough* different views on how t-to use, uh, 'biomass'. I prefer it, y'know, undigested. >he glances at the hollering berserker Well, depending on who the b-biomass belongs to, that is.
>he mutters under his breath Emprah be praised if we find a single one of us who IS loyal...
Nolan Thompson
Hey Sir! Look what I found!
Jaxson Campbell
*not me rawr*
Evan Watson
> laughing with a manic fervor I look around despite the almost defening ring in my ears
WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE WITCH WHERE ARE YOOUUUU??? >each repeated question punctuated with a hit to the walls, floor or air that I can reach
ironicly this might be one of the most loyal and effective units in the imperium. you just need to get the priest under control
Angel Jones
>yelling over wild firing and psychic screaming nice suit you got there, it looks like the armor i found in the basement
Jace Robinson
ASTATES? MURDER TIME YOU FILTHY ULTRASMURFS, THE VOICES IN THE WARP CALL YOU ULTRASMURFS AND SO SHALL I
Wyatt Johnson
Rolled 2 (1d100)
Let's see... now that they're all busy killing the demon... >starts searching for a still powered terminal
Parker James
why don't you go kill the daemonette on deck 66?
Jordan Nguyen
Rolled 10 (1d20)
he would but hes deafend for the next minute or so
WHERE ARE YOU PYKER?
Christian Barnes
*let me help you with that rawr*
Ayden Turner
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>manifesting forget me
Dylan Smith
>catching a scent of the warp, I spin there is that vial mutant
DIE PYKER >charging with a bull rush at the disgused demon, I hope I hit it
get better than 5 to step out the way
Mason Taylor
Rolled 5 (1d100)
rolling for phenomena you just forgot I exist
Adam Baker
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>please don't forget the witch
>landing stuck in the wall I curse
Thomas Ramirez
Rolled 67 (1d100)
*stop fighting rawr*
Anthony Gomez
Rolled 4 (1d10)
5 +30=35 = breath leech everyone is now out of breath and can't run or charge >the forget only lasts for 1d10 minutes
John Sanders
Rolled 55 (1d100)
Private... uhhh.... Go help the Commissar find that vile demon... I need to uhh... find a bathroom and a working terminal to find it. >hurries off to find a working one
Carter Scott
PUNNYMAN, COG MAN IM STUCK, COME GET ME OUT PLEASE
khornate have resistance to pyker bullshit thanks to the choler of khorn cant stop things that don't toch me though
Charles Cox
could you please stop trying to kill our sanctioned psyker? your making him use his powers to not die and on a hulk its only a matter of time before he explodes into a million nurglings? DO YOU WANT NURGLES ROT? I DONT WANT NURGLES ROT!
Camden Myers
>sets his twin plasma cannon to supercharge let me blast the wall off of you, stand still >fires his cannon
Gabriel Gonzalez
FUCKING KEK! I leave for ten minutes to finish painting a heavy bolter marine, and i come back to find the regiment killing each other because Knochenmus thought someone had spotted a Daemon.
I couldn't be more proud of you all! *Sniffle*
Elijah Jones
hopefully this cannon doesnt overheat
James Baker
I HAVE ARMOUR COG MAN, BUT NO COG MAN I DONT WANT NURGALS RO- OWWWW >I jump around clutching my blisteing hot arm
OWWWWW THAT HURT....BUT THANKS FOR GETTING ME OUT
all we need now is the resident inquisitor, you know what fuck it if MUR dies or leaves for a while I am being a fucking inquisitor
Isaac Cruz
ok im patching you up but please don't provoke our "pysker" I don't want to know what hell do when he feels like he has no choice but to fight back
Evan Miller
>starts typing into a half cracked terminal Hmmm...deck thirteen... seems to be a warp phenomenon in itself... logs show it showing up a few times... >lets see... warp drive is cracked but power seems good... Okay... what can I do from here... Open Airlocks... lucky he didn't approve... power to elevators. Yes. I need those.
Joshua Reyes
BUT COG MAAAAAAANNNNNN, I WANT TO SPLIT HIS SKULL. AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SLANNESHI.
>I glare at the pyker WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SLANESHII?
Anthony Perry
oh please god no! That's a bad thing to do! A very, VERY bad thing to do!
>Knochenmus would watch the chaos around him unfold, as the regiment begins to slowly tear itself apart. >His eye would twitch erratically, as his grip tightens around the grip of his Bolt pistol. As he proceeds to "BLAM" the new psyker, in an attempt to restore order to the regiment.
There we go!
Now the rest of you! FORM UP, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE HIM!
Jackson Reyes
sir, sorry for blowing a bulkhead, i didnt have a crowbar
Jonathan Rivera
YES PUNNY MAN >my tone like a scolded childs as I grab the bug and the scavenger and toss them into line
GET IN LINE OR I WILL DISEMBOWL ANY OUT OF IT
>I shoot a line into the floor for them to stand on NOW
Adam Johnson
>Radios into the commissar Sir. I found a working security terminal and I got the elevators working. It seems this floor is a warp phenomenon and doesn't actually exist. We might want to get off it.
Cameron Walker
Sir! I found an Ice Cream dispenser! Permission to distribute frosty treats to the whole squad.
Jordan Brooks
*commissar I found some friends rawr* *what do you think rawr* *also I was ordered to help you find a daemon rawr*
Camden Powell
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>as the daemon demanifests hes gonna cast boon of mutation and see if can't turn the khornite smart via tzeentch pyskic bullshit
Dylan Young
>exits from an elevator sorry to report that the elevator only ever goes to this floor
the service hatch also leads to this floor
Jonathan Barnes
Rolled 27 + 50 (1d100 + 50)
welp thats a perils
Nolan Williams
Rolled 1 (1d5)
67 LMAO THATS THE SUMMOING A LESSER DAEMON PERIL. so the speel goes off rolling for what kinda of daemons 1 Kh 2 Nur 3 Slan 4 Tze 5 Mal