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Haven't seen this one before.

probably because it is shit

I assume you have to defeat a gazebo right?

>Unchanging

>Teleportation
>Super Strength
>Clairvoyance
>Lucky Fate
>Phase Out

I'm a fucking ghost that can punch people really hard. I don't see how I could ever fail.

Fuck you it's cute.

Real quiet here today.

A white one, yes.

ZBG can change the personality of other people to make them "better".
Scientist is a skeleton that can make more skeletons
Celt always has weed and is a magic viking
SlightyDrunkAnon can summon unlimited booze and is great at bar-fights

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Highlander's just sitting in a corner working.

She won't really do anything to help you but she can make some tea if you want.

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Spacefuture can shape people's flesh through fleshweaving surgery.
Kit can turn people into kitsunes.

>She
When will this meme end.

>Scientist is a skeleton that can make more skeletons
So, a human

Rolled 19, 11, 29 = 59 (3d100)

Pet is totally overpriced for something that is just spirit without ability to fly
Anyway
>Avatar
>Spirit
>Luck
>Cloning
>Teleport
I am sure I can make simulate flying to a degree by teleporting
Also time for missions now

You know what I meant.
She's a cute little necromancer.

do you have more skeleton cyoas

It was popular for about two threads or so.

Hey now

Skeletons can be cute too!

I just love when difficulty only falls down

Well the best shot at destroying a whole genre of music is probably being it's creator and selling a single album in some Mexican shithole and then killing everyone involved with process

If breaking a paladin doesn't require me to break some specific dude I can just kill his family and pretend to be messenger from his god saying that they were not worthy existing or something, I am sure it would work eventually
If it's specific one my best bet would probably be learning a bunch about him and then going for weak points in his faith or something, this one really depends on paladin

Third one is really simple
I will just stab the dude with help of my 63 clones
That or burn down his home every time he tries to build time machine until he dies from age

Pretty cute CYOA

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Skeletons are spooky not cute

Zodiac Brides Guy, from most accepting to least which girls would go for polygamy? Will you put supplementary info on the girls into a pastebin? Also two questions on Scarlatina. What is up with her internet search history? Also when it says "control and manipulate any liquid down to the molecules" does that include blood? If so then it's Touhou levels of bonkers, she can win the war with zero effort. She just transmutes the molecules in their blood into poison, aphrodisiac, force all the liquid from their body, or rip them apart.

Go away tok

Reminder that the best way to win against Scarlatina is to capture her alive, tie her up, and tell her you will untie her and later fuck her brains out when the war is over if she'll just work with you and your other brides. If she refuses, apply more sexual teasing without letting her get off.

fucking almost gave me a heart attack piece of shit

Alright so i got a job now?
>Avatar
Freezing my current status is something that i don't want to do at all and possesing other people is unreliable and mean so for me this is the only option not like i wanted to be the girl too
>Pet(fairy)
Ghost is boring perfect body is too expensive and fairies are cute so i will pick that one
>My needle
Endless posibilities how i could not pick this up?
>Super strength
I am the fucking strong
>Hacking
Haha controlling the net good one
>Mission 12 exterminate a hornets nest
That's it? i will just burn it or something
>Mission 28 solve a dimensional cube
Damm i am not good at puzzles this might take a good while
>Mission 99 Fill a swimming pool with gold
I can just weave it in to existance you know what? i will take two more quests
>Mission 78 convince +10000 people to wear twintails
I could abuse hacking to make this easier... but still i have no idea how to start
>Mission 19 Wipe a entire genere of music
It will take me time to make everyone hate a genere so much that no one will want to hear it so this might be the hardest one so far

This is a fun one

but tok said that polygamy is bullshit too.

Hey y'all. Greetings from /jc/

Would anyone be opposed to the creation of a Jumpchain based off the Power Armor CYOA? I suppose this is a request for intellectual permission from Bliss/MechAnon/Eyes/cyoag/ in general.

This will go well.

>Hey y'all. Greetings from /jc/
>>>>>Would anyone be opposed to the creation of a Jumpchain based off the Power Armor CYOA?

> SONIC OC PLS DO NAHT STEEL LISA YOUR TEARING ME APHAT
But no I don't think there would be a problem.

Unless you copy it word by word i doubt there is an issue so knock yourself out i guess

We had some good times during Christmas
What's the worst that could happen?

Main purpose for asking is for /jc/ to chill about it, I doubt(ed?) there would be an issue from this side.

What is the difference between Jump Chain and Cyoa general?

What is the difference between the authorfags between the two?

get the fuck back to your containment chamber

I enjoyed my Christmas. Did you?

did I tell you to fuck off or to fuck off?

/jc/ authorfags are for bullying.

Can someone post classic version of Power Armour CYOA?

SDA is on the loose god help us all

those pointy ears sure are edgy

So that's a similarity, what are the differences?

Alright, thanks. Might not even happen, but we're between threads and would like to avoid a storm of shit.

Thanks again. If Bliss or another authorfriend has input, it's welcomed.
/jc/ is more autistic about authors, apparently. I remember one time someone was screeching about copyright infringement on someone's jump. It gets kinda crazy.
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I always liked this cyoa.

>copyright infringment
Now THAT is autism

>2/2

I've heard legends of the last time this was attempted and went horribly. I can't recall details, but I recall the horrified faces of the village elders as they spoke the tales.

Here's the second to Bliss' version.

Don't mean to be rude, but there's no point in asking permission. If it was a courtesy thing then it is cute that you did.

Feel free to use it how you please. Also check out the PACYOA the game. youtu.be/EUBAoFSAEHc

And guildmaster cyoa coming soon.

>And guildmaster cyoa coming soon.
Will there be PVP?

>bioware
I don't think it needs to be mentioned that you should expect nothing.

>copyright infringement
Do /jc/ authorfags make original content (Traveller, Star Dust, Order, WZB, etc) and worlds + stufff like /cyoag/ or are they simply basing their shit off other works and pre-established worlds like /cyoag/ does sometimes?

>Marital Arts

Do you mean the teamwork edition?
Because yeah, it was bad.

What's the deadline for new characters again?

Unsure. I want to, but don't know how.

Cautiously optimistic. At least Sea of Thieves is amazing. I played the closed alpha several times already. Super fun.

Other titles like deep rock galactic, super lucky's tail, shadow of war and dragon ball fighters look good too.

>Cautiously optimistis
I bet you were for Andromeda too.

i think the closest they get is the generic options
there was also some joke jump for an "existing setting" that doesn't actually exist

Not really. Was more of an impulse buy and yes it was bad.

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Thanks. And thanks for getting me (and another /jc/user, apparently) into CYOAs in the first place.
Generally it's preestablished worlds. We have everything; Books, Movies, Games, and some Veeky Forums content like CATastrophe. Traveller too i think.

Anyways, back to containment. Thanks all.

What are the top 5 longest cyoas? Traveller is number 1 what are the other 4?

Most likely some Italics shit.

The 20th, so you've got 8 days left user...

Gonna need to start putting something in the OP's about it. PSA kind of thing isn't it? Are we using EST?

>/jc/ has CATastrophe
SDA are you going to allow this?

what happened to that guy who copied the whole traveler idea and was making 'updates" every other thread for his pdf ??

If you don't count Jumpchain as one CYOA, then
>Alice
>Universal War
>Fallen Gensokyo (?)
>That one other big PDF one with a fantasy world

I didn't know I was such a hit. Do you like the other cyoas I've made as well?

Probably Conduit due to all the worlds and Slut Life?

Someone talked about doing a Monster Hunter jump as an idea before.

Probably:
1. Traveller
2. Order
3. Pokemon Personified
4. Universal War
5. Branching Hearts

Basically: Italics has like 2 of the longest cyoas.

I don't think Conduit can count? I think they are asking for one large cyoa by one author.

Doesn't Conduit have a bunch of fan additions like Island CYOA?

>Pokemon Personified
Why not call it Pokemon Gjinka or Pokemon Humanized? That makes way more since.

If Pokemon Personified based off Pokemon why is the world so grimdark?

Hmm yeah then conduit would only be like 15 pages whereas something like Beri's Branching hearts? was like 53 pages?

Pokemangled!
Pokemonsters!
Pokemanhandled!
Pokemolestation!...wait, what?

I think it was 28 pages

Some of these missions are near impossible, like number 88. How am I supposed to get a man who has devoted his life to propane and propane accessories, who is devoted enough to get hell to run on propane, to use charcoal?

You're right. Who had that 53 page one? Italics? Didn't he have a really badly spaced pdf that was a couple hundred pages too?

something about a power armor chain

why are you here?
you are not welcome

The same reason you are here you trash poster and don't bother responding to me

Anyone have the latest Necromancer CYOA?

That 53 page one was Italics which was the image version of the pdf one.

We want to make Jumps out of some CYOAs

Sorry for any inconvenience we might cause.

the 300+ one? i think that is order

then do so and get the fuck out already

Neat.

Because of me, Dio! It's in the thread.

Don't respond to angel, She is a super cancer

Angel is a Jew?

Yes, that's it, Order. Could be like half the size with proper formatting.

>Angel is a Jew?

Don't know but she might as well be, That picture is almost dead on when she posted her face. She dyed her hair red to get SDA's attention but she had meth mouth and a big jew hook nose

Ironic name now that i think about it

Angel is getting territorial. In the face of confrontation, she flashes her name and trip, like a bird puffing its chest and spreading its feathers.

Jews are a mentally superior ethnicity. Just look at their IQs.

Therefore Angel is not a Jew.

Interesting. I didn't think that JC allowed OC for jumps really, compared to pre-established IPs. I've been thinking of JCing Dream Prince at some time in the future, probably after the second DLC is done.