Which is the best shortstack race?

which is the best shortstack race?
is it gnomes, dwarves, gobbos, halfings?

they are all good, but i think gobbos are actually the best.

Kobolds, clearly.

>Kobolds
That's a funny way to spell goblins.

>shortstack
AND
>scalie
unf, i dont even like scalies orver fur, but i would definately stick my dick in.
but give me a shortstack furry....

I find them all equally repulsive. No, thats not true. Warcraft style gnomes are worse than the others but not by much

Goblins are the best. This is indisputable.

Halflings, obviously.

Who doesn't want a qt3.14 whose primary interests are weed and good cooking?

There is something about sexually insatiable little green girls that makes me feel funny in the pants.

kys.

goblins ARE the best.there is nothing better than a green slut that is BUILT FOR SEX
>eye level with cock at all times
>tiny tight pussy
>thick ass
>big tits
>light enough to pick up and fuck like a living onahole

adeptus astartes

this is your home now

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Why is shortstack the worst fetish?

Don't know who's best but I know who's worst. Fucking gnomes, every player I've ever known who played a gnome was a fucking autist. Bonus points for illusionist, bard, or rogue since they, combined with the existence of the alignment CN seem to make people think it's acceptable to grow an extra fucking chromosome.

Earthshatteringly unattractive.

ITS NOT

literally kys faggot.

Because the opposite is undeniably superior.

Gobboz!

big tall muscular futa amazons?
i love those too, but i can like both without being a fucking autist

stop being a faggot.
gobbos are for WOMEN shortstacks

The hierarchy of shortstacks

>Gnome
>Dwarf
>Goblin*
>Halfling
>kobold

* goblins are able to sink to the absolute bottom if done poorly

Daily reminder that Chromie is a female(male).

lies
but i like futa
but shortstacks are not for futas,
amazons are for futa

Fairies, obviously.

You just want a man with a pretty face and tits.

then its not a man, is it?

It's dragon transformation magic, user.
No futa in gnome form.
Big juicy dragon cock in true form.

thats fine.

Hmm... It's really a separate fetish entirely. In a biological and imperative sense, yes, you're essentially sleeping with a guy. On the other hand, I'm an absolute prude when it comes to guys but Traps and Shemales are a different matter entirely, and women a different thing than that. It's kind of why it took me so long to find my current Trap, one that both me and the GF like.

>forgetting to add the no 1 entry

I get it, the lowest ones on the list are better because that's shorter. Good one, user.

Get off my blue board you goddamn nigger chomo.

I don't think you understand the stack part of shortstack

>black lipstick
>piercings
Ruined.

all of the above

draph

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kill yourself