Guy talks to me about how he wants to play a monk in 5e

>Guy talks to me about how he wants to play a monk in 5e
>Wants his character to be fluffed as being able to transform before he can use his powers
>Wtf.jiff
>Pulls out his phone and shows me this Exaid thing
>He wants his character to be based on some weird Japanese shit
>MFW

Tl;dr weeaboo in my group, what do?

Say it doesn't fit the setting, obviously. If you played modern TBZ it could fit, I guess. But you're not playing modern TBZ, you're playing fantasy D&D.

Tell him to pick Warforged Sun Soul Monk, after all Kamen Riders started as cyborgs

Either lay down the law or learn to love the quirks of your players. He's doing the right thing by running it by you first instead of just moving ahead without your blessing; the least you owe them is an answer one way or another.

That or run with a different group.

Ex-Aid may be shit, but I'll be good goddamned if I excuse your ass-holeish-ness by not replying.

Wtf is a Kamen Rider..?

Japanese version of our cape comics. Basically a LG hero with a transformation and a bike who goes there beating the enemies of humanity and teaching kids values, they usually have a tragic ending though (most of the time end becoming the mosters they fight though they still remain human on the inside).

>Lawful Good
Ugh.

Whats your problem with the best alignment ever?

It's immature. Children cling to black and white morality. Mature adults, on the other hand, realize that the world is painted in shades of grey. I'm sure that you'll learn that once you leave your mother's basement.

>He has no idea how LG works
Also, nice bait
Guys, everybody out, this is a bait thread