I've never been drunk and I've never been in the presence of drunks. Any tips or tricks...

This is why I despise people who say or do vile things while drunk, whether it's hit someone or spew slurs and insults. They're not sorry, they're doing exactly what they've always wanted to do.

Whenever i drink heavily i get so sleepy that i cant enjoy the fun of it. If i drink moderately i only relax a little and it does not do much more effect. Strange huh, because that was not the case before.

Nonalcohlic apple cider is the kind most familiar to Americans.

When you have the largest speaking population, you can go back to making the rules

As your character gets drunk remove inhibitions and self-restrictive behaviour - they're less likely to be afraid of doing dumb, embarrassing or potentially harmful things - like starting a fight, spending money, performing vandalism, or trying to chat someone up. Also saying the first thing that comes into their heads, with little to no word filter.

Personality traits might be magnified, or reversed, and extremes of emotion are fairly common

Perception becomes exceedingly compromised, so as others have said ambushes are a risk. If there's a pain system in the game, you can ignore it for quite a while - drunk people tend not to feel, or even notice, injury. Coordination will likely also be compromised - people who are drunk are liable to be clumsy. Concentration is also pretty likely to be poor.

When drunk (especially towards the end of the night) people are also liable to be hungry and sleepy - and with the lack of inhibitions, are very liable to act on those impulses.

That's cirrhosis, user. You are gaining a tolerance for alcohol.

It's cute when people in England think they have a say in how English works.

Fucking septics.

I hear citrus can help. Might even fix that scurvy.

I stopped drinking years ago, it did fucking nothing for me. My head would swim but I wouldn't feel happier, more confident or anything. I liked the taste but the alcohol bit obviously didn't click with me.

I am not a regular drinker to have cirrhosis.Heavily in once in 2-3 months. Social drinks once or twice in a month.