Veeky Forums, what would you do if you awoken...

Pretty nice. Spend some time getting my bearings, figure out how to live sustainably, then just proceed as normal while figuring out where we are exactly and how far away anybody else is.

Make an FTLephone call back to Earth claiming dibs on the cylinder and offering the shitty parts for rent.

... How big of a harem is too big?

First thing I would do is find a place to take a piss.

Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer survives the nuclear apocalypse and the first thing he does is dance naked to War in a church?

That.

I do this

A fully functional system implies either A) a zero loss environmental ecosystem, which is impossible, or more likely, a massive, cheap power source. That's obviously the most interesting thing about this system. Understanding that will probably be the most valuable piece of information.

After that I see if there's some sort of bio lab and environmental control system to see if I can't introduce new organisms to the environment while compensating for the new energy consumption. I'm probably going to die here, but it might be possible to create offspring of some sort that can live on as my legacy.

Imma go Evo Thread on this cylinder.

Does this table mean what I think it means

I try to fuck the AI and drones.

>water falling off into space