Elf here

>Elf here
>married to human woman for fifty years
>she's not spectacular, she ain't some 'great warrior' or a 'illustrious sorceress' but she's just a nice decent woman with a good paying job while knows how to keep the house good and clean
>get mocked by fellow elves for simply being with a human woman and having half-breed children
>I get called derogatory terms by purists and traditionalist fags such as; 'Race Mixing Scum' or 'Spoon-Ear fucker', 'pro-human cuck'
>have purist fags tell me that i'm 'wasting my good elven genes on a human whore'
>again, human wife's a good and faithful woman and my half-breed children are pretty much doing fine and living good adult lives with decent to good paying jobs

Tell me when will this negativity towards elven kind and humanity being together closely end? Purists fags and traditionalists who go on about how humans suck and post anti-human memes need not post. 'Cause humans ain't that bad as ya make 'em out to be, they just need our guidance, wisdom and help

Whos with me???

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You will live to see your children die of old age.

Your elven friends aren't purists from malice, they're trying to save you from grief.

Then again, more than one elf woman has left their elf man for a human man who then rejects them for that same reason. They then don't return to the elf man and instead keep pining for that human for centuries at a time.

>You will live to see your children die of old age. Your elven friends aren't purists from malice, they're trying to save you from grief.

I'm aware of that user, but that's something I'm well aware of. I've actually had a previous human woman spouse a previous six decades ago.

But I and other elven men and women who have/have had human spouses and half-elven children learn to move on and not be grief ridden forever.

Life goes on and on and we all learn to live on.

Well go on and post them pics, and share your similar stories to any other fellow elf's who had/has a human spouse.

I had an elf wife.
She got eaten by a troll because I was too weak.
Now I don my mask and seek to clean the dark from the filth it spawns. I hope than in the absence of evil, good can take hold.

Human lifespan is not even a tenth of elven one. When they tell you they'll love you forever they're lying, even though they don't know it yet, for in merely a century they'll wither away and die. Nothing but grief comes from such uneven unions.

Anti-Elf people have the wrong idea when it comes to removing elves. You can't just genocide them. What you do is you go in to their cities, fuck their women, cuck their men, and replace the elven population with half-breeds. Rinse and repeat until elvenkind is extinct and the only thing left of them is vague and forgotten genetic code.

>user's so dumb he'll waste his whole life fucking animals and claiming they love him

Your friends were wrong; Elvenkind is probably better off without your degenerate seed polluting the gene-pool.

>t. Thalmor and or Aen Elle eugenics

But what about half elves who're the by product of such activity? You're just gonna create more half-elven offspring who're just gonna co-mingle with OTHER humans, spread their genes to the rest of humanity and just spread elven genes further and further beyond your controls. Thus potentially creating more elven like people who're close to actual elven kind.

>anti-elf people being this vapid

But they won't be trueborn elves, which is all that matters. Elven genetics gets diluted to meaninglessness in the vast ocean of humanity, and the second generation hybrids are often sterile making them an evolutionary end point. It is a clean, happy genocide where everyone participates in willingly.

>But they won't be trueborn elves, which is all that matters.

And you mother fuckers will kill each other for "advocating the violation of the human gene-pool this" and "advocating the violation of the human gene-pool that."

>and the second generation hybrids are often sterile making them an evolutionary end point
>they become sterile

When will this fucking meme end?

YOU'LL FUCK A PLANE JANE HUMAN BUT NOT A STRONG WILLED DWARF WITH PROPER DWARFY GENES?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A BUSTY DWARF WOMAN?
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR DWARF PUSSY, ELF BOY?
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR SHIT

You really should have argued that the longer life of the elf means more children longer term.
The elves aren't do for extinction by simple breeding. Unless you gather up all the women and make them a thousand year town horse.
If humans breed with elves, they will need to reduce their on populations to avoid squalor and famine. And the halfelves and their mothers will outlive the humans. ultimately their genes would not live on

You unionists need to go and stay go.
A twiggly little thing like an elf man would break under dwarven hands

>dorfs

Ewwwwww, gross.

You know I've never actually seen a she-dwarf.

The Thalmor did nothing wrong.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HOT, OLD MAN!

GET A GOOD LOOK THEN, CAUSE IT'S THE BEST A MAN CAN EVER GET!

Show me one (1) stable population of part-elves.

Dwarf women are obsolete. Any elf or human who's into shortstack will just go for goblin puss instead.

No trip to the hospital is a turn on child.
I've seen what some of those couplings look like, the poor brow beaten little men which a broken waist and a pick too small for a dwarven tunnel

quite unfortunately the truth

The one next town over.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Foremost, I feel that humans need to let go of petty grudges and past animosity, and accept that our intervention is vital for the continued existence of the elven species, and the continued benefit of humanity from their elven companions.

My first time was with an elf slave, and she has faithfully serviced me every day since, I have needed no other; although my brother, good man that he is, enjoys the tight asses of young elf boys, and keeps at least three with him at all times. Isn't that something that we want our descendants to enjoy as well? This generation's elves will still be young and attractive for the next two or three generations, but what about after that?

We cannot allow Orcs to run rampant and rape elves, and take care that we ensure the next generation's existence as well. I recommend that the kingdom assign alchemists to create fertility drugs that can offset the naturally low fertility and infrequent ovulation of elves, so that we can inflate their overall population. In addition, I will contribute my duchy's mercenaries to any campaign that sets out to cull the population of the damned tuskies.

We need to secure the future of elven children so that the futures of human children will not be bereft of the joy that a elf slav can bring to them. And when I see a young boy playing some childrens game with the family's elf, knowing that one day she'll be the one to make him into a man, it makes me sure that some things in this world are truly worth fighting for.

>Goblin puss
DO YOU WANT GOBLIN AIDS?

THAT'S ALRIGHT
IF THE ELF PICK CAN'T GO THROUGH MY MINES, MY DWARF FORGED PICK CAN EXPLORE HIS

are you trying to kill the poor tree poof lass?

Hey guys, it's me. The wizard that used Transmutation to make Goblins sexy. Just wanted to say that I appreciate how much you enjoyed my work.

I sure did.

Shit, how'd we miss that? Thanks for the heads-up.

I WILL BREAK HIM
AND THEN REBUILD HIM

YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID by non-dwarves. I mean dwarf dick is alright but I need to pulverize cock.

God's blessings you, saint short stack

Men will tell tales of your brilliance and philanthropy until the stars burn out

>being the nigger in the equation
As much as a part of me wants to HUMANED all da elf wimmen, I'm gonna have to say no.

The Thalmor literally want nothing more than to destroy Nirn, mankind, and linear time as a concept.

Yes, and?

You joke now, user, but don't forget that inCase literally browses Veeky Forums.

Y-You're on inCase, are you?

That's bad. The Arena exists for a reason, you know...

You just have to pass the village of half dragons.
Let's just day it's impossible to tell a little girl from a fiery giant lizard in that God forsaken place.

t. LKHAN

inCase lives in all of us.

In our hearts.

>marry elf
>faithful and diligent woman that expects the same
>all too eager to comply
>get the bonus of pissing off race purists
No downside.
Well, she's been with other men and is extra cuddly and clingy because she says she can just feel me slowly dying and never coming to her again.

>marrying used goods when there's so many pure human girls out there

Never cared too much about purity.

Look, do you want the Godhead to wake up? I sure as hell don't. If someone doesn't reach Amaranth, go full inception and create a new dream, all of existence and nonexistence is, as they say in old elnofey, FUCKED.

I notice, user, that you did not actually answer my question...

About as insightful a post as I would expect from one with such a peasantly understanding of Amaranth.

If you think about it, no one will ever love you as much as an elf that knows about your limited lifespan but stays with you anyway.

Does anyone else like feeling their human's old wrinkly skin?
I don't know, it fills me with a sense of nostalgia over all we've been through. Melancholy over the fact there's more yesterdays than tomorrows.

Nope, I'm not incase.

t. some rper who likes pretending to be a wizard

Nobody understands Amaranth. If they did, they would have already achieved it by now, and I highly doubt that you dream your own tower.

I'm certainly closer to it than some obvious humanposter who confuses Ehlnofey with Ehlnofex.

typo, not a confusion.

Are all Merican posters this stuck up?

InCase has a bad habit of not posting in threads that she's mentioned in.

A while back I remember that we got in an argument about the demon's tail in her futa-demon and trap comic, and we didn't get the answer until someone asked on Tumblr about it.

>what is lich
>what is vampire

>she
>her
wut?

An whats bad about it?

Why wouldn't we be?

>Spoon eared
This is honestly pretty great

But don't your elven bretheren realize that she'll die in less than a century and you'll have plenty of time to pump out pure blood elven kids?

>They then don't return to the elf man and instead keep pining for that human for centuries at a time.
There ain't no substitute for a good human dicking

You elves think human men are just willing to fuck anything

you never considered that everything else jumps at the chance to fuck a human man

Evil creatures that try to kill everyone without fail.

>muh dick
Humans are the niggers of fantasy-lands.

>human wife die
>human child get old die
>Them children
>Die
>all you care for.
>die
>All you love
>die
>Nothing left,
>you wait die too.


Good. Now you know what life is. Now you know why gods make you. So they hurt you good, laugh in sky throne.
You Orc now.
Such is life.

>Humans are the niggers of fantasy-lands.
Humans actually build empires and make magical progress...
Oh shit. Humans wuz kangz...

>niggers
>raising the children, being faithful for a lifetime, and not being leeches

>that comic
bruh

You didn't know?

I wish I had the one where she's trying to feed his skeleton.

It's more about why they think they are supposedly so much better than anyone else. Because we have accurate depictions of every fantasy races genitals, but surely the humans have the biggest because the poster is human himself.

incaseart.tumblr.com/post/100691667045/are-you-male-or-female

Eh, if a 5" dong is plenty for a centauress then it's plenty for a giantess.

Undeath is a condition of peace.

When did Orcs suddenly become wise?

No.
And in fantasy world, where i marry an elven girl, i would become either one of those and when she would be nearly dead, would turn her too...

>ywn be an elven great grandfather pestering your mixed-blood descendents on when they're going to give you great-great grandchildren
>ywn regale them with stories of centuries and wars long past, of history they would otherwise only know about fragmented, or from books.

Most Trolls have a tongue that can please a woman.

Don't feel take it out on them if you couldn't compete.

>Promoting Elf genocide

Soft genocide. Nobody has to die, but SOMETHING has to be done about that barbaric culture.

No, not the ears. They're adorable and fun to nibble on and tease.

Stop bitching about it and go make babies with other elves.

Somehow this is more horrifying than genocide.

>and go make babies with other elves
So this is the way you want to kill elves?

If you're looking for normal genocide, then suit yourself. Plenty of that too.

Err, why do those priests cut their ears?
More like creating a race of ubermensch.
Simple:every human gets an elf
Those who don't get wiped out.
So now we have ubermensch breed.

>stirring shit up between elves and humans
>encouraging elf genocide
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST

It takes two to race mix.
Maybe of elves were actually getting it on with other elves they wouldn't be so drawn towards humans.
Dragons at least have the excuse of an unhealthy instinctual fetish for laying with us and making halfbreeds in ludicrous numbers.

By God, what did I saw...

When realize gods make us for laugh-pain. That when war only thing that make sense.
Hurt humans, maybe gods laugh at them, not take so many childs.
You die? Now you no see mate die. Now you no see childs die.
War only thing make sense.

Human dude here, can confirm desire to bang woman from pretty much most other races.

It is humanity's destiny to fuck everything.

But the mountain kingdoms are our greatest ally!

Nothing much. Do a search for "s_zenith_lee" and "elf" on a booru that doesn't delete guro and have yourselves a good fap.

There is, of course, another way.

The Gods are spoiled children, for they had no parents to raise them. They are petty, and vile, and laugh at the imperfect world they have made.

The only logical response is revenge. The only answer left to us is deicide

Murder the Gods and Topple Their Thrones.

In most fantasy worlds, most species don't know how to constructively address negative emotions.

If one of us ever got transplanted to a world of fantasy, I hope it ends up being a therapist.

They would elevate him to be their King for his wisdom.

OH BOY!
A cringey self-insert waifu roleplay thread!

This is meant to be porn? I get guro is a thing, but fuck.

Forget 'kill all elves,' kill all humans - and I don't care that I'm included.

That's... not a good way of making friends.

My God, you are sheltered.
I prescribe a dose of Mai-Chan's daily life, volume 4 for preference.
If that's not enough, look up fluffies.

>Maybe of elves were actually getting it on with other elves they wouldn't be so drawn towards humans
Well, this is not really canon in any setting, so here we are.

>5" dong
What kind of freak of nature are you?

>I WILL MAKE SHIT UP ABOUT FANTASY BECAUSE IT PLEASES MY DICK WHEN IMAGINING KILLING/FUCKING [waifu-race]
Good threads.

When orcs became Woke.

Are you the guy who requested something like "elf guy with old human he's been married to for years with a picture of them young" in the drawthreads for like a year?

Is that a nazi witch elf? That's amazing