Invite girlfriend to our D&D group

>Invite girlfriend to our D&D group
>Group is surprisingly receptive to the idea
>After introducing her to the other players, the GM and the game, she decides she wants to make an elf
>Best friend looks me dead in the eyes
>Smirks
>He says he's going to play an orc
>While we're all making our characters he's making more and more jokes /pol/-tier jokes about orcs
>Eventually make a joke about his orc fucking my girlfriend's elf
>She laughs
>They actually fucking incorporate it into their backstories
>Now my girlfriend's elf has an orc fetish and fucked my best friend's orc
>Meanwhile I'm sitting here with my generic human wizard

I don't want to play anymore.

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Piss off.

>getting cucked in D&D
you might as well off yourself

Can I play your girlfriend's character's half-orc son OP?

>getting pretend-cucked

That's what you get for not being a /pol/tard.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "/pol/ was right again".

damn dude you got owned

Dump that thot, punch your "friend's" dick off, anally rape him on the game table to assert your dominance.

Thats fucked up. Does anyone else in your group see how shitty it is? Is she into black guys?

Your mistake was not making your character the elf's twin sister and having a three-way with the orc.