>Invite girlfriend to our D&D group >Group is surprisingly receptive to the idea >After introducing her to the other players, the GM and the game, she decides she wants to make an elf >Best friend looks me dead in the eyes >Smirks >He says he's going to play an orc >While we're all making our characters he's making more and more jokes /pol/-tier jokes about orcs >Eventually make a joke about his orc fucking my girlfriend's elf >She laughs >They actually fucking incorporate it into their backstories >Now my girlfriend's elf has an orc fetish and fucked my best friend's orc >Meanwhile I'm sitting here with my generic human wizard