You're a fat ogre

>You're a fat ogre.
>You're hungry.
>You'll find a house.
>After the noise, there are many people in the house.

What is your next step?

Go inside. Eat. Leave.

Finish taking a piss and go back into hibernation.

Moving to .

Oh, btw, can I go Magical Realm?

Offer to defend the house, perform heavy lifting jobs, and other various jobs in exchange for food and shelter. I'm obviously weather resistant and capable of doing work in the snow while the humans are not. Work for food, fair exchange, and maybe get a cheesy, yet heartwarming story where a gentle Ogre teaches the family the meaning of Christmas.

Smart ogre

Try and eat the noise.

Lose some weight so the humans will think I'm pretty.

Go wassailing.

Raid their pantry. What are they going to do, you're an ogre.

Try not to ogrestay my welcome

Become their new evil ogrelord.

prob fucking the wife &/or daughter

Howdy Doodie neighborinos! What's on the menu tonight?

Walk in and begin consuming the chimney and fireplace. Snack on charcoal and silverware.
Smell something tasty and dig up the outhouse. Mix with the leftover ashes from the fireplace and begin brewing saltpeter hooch.
The squishy critters are making a racket. Noisy

...

This
And this.

Half ogres gotta come from somewhere.

Knock on the door and ask if i can eat with them

>>> /qst/

Exploitable

>What now

Rape the maids

Your impotent tears are delicious.