>You're a fat ogre.
>You're hungry.
>You'll find a house.
>After the noise, there are many people in the house.
What is your next step?
>You're a fat ogre.
>You're hungry.
>You'll find a house.
>After the noise, there are many people in the house.
What is your next step?
Go inside. Eat. Leave.
Finish taking a piss and go back into hibernation.
Moving to .
Oh, btw, can I go Magical Realm?
Offer to defend the house, perform heavy lifting jobs, and other various jobs in exchange for food and shelter. I'm obviously weather resistant and capable of doing work in the snow while the humans are not. Work for food, fair exchange, and maybe get a cheesy, yet heartwarming story where a gentle Ogre teaches the family the meaning of Christmas.
Smart ogre
Try and eat the noise.
Lose some weight so the humans will think I'm pretty.
Go wassailing.