Valhalla + Hell = ?

Valhellyeah

This is literally the objectively most correct answer the thread will produce.

This thread is now about sexy Githyanki babes.

There isn't enough porn of them, I checked. Or Pazuzu's 3.5 design, or Orcus porn, or D&D dragons that actually have their own tags to separate them from neon-green dye scale/fur cockshit and the like.

The elemental plane of violence

Let's rock.

VALHALLA OR HEL
ROUND 1
LET'S ROCK

Khorne

this

Valhalla IS Hell. It fits the description almost perfectly, you're locked in an eternal smokey hall full of serial killers, pirates, rapists and murderers whose one qualification for entry was killing dudes before dying. Every day you fight and get your limbs hacked off, but don't die. By the next day you are cleansed and ready to do it all over again.

I'd literally rather go to the biblical hell than Valhalla, because the actual biblical "lake of fire" is just destruction of the soul. That sounds great in comparison to being locked in a room with a bunch of bandits for eternity.

> To be crushed by your enemies, to be driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of your women!

planet Resurrection

Wait... Where have I heard the name Acheron before recently?

Krieg

Krieg is like the exact opposite of Valhalla.

It's a dimension in Planescape

No, not that. I was thinking of a recent video game taking place in a popular science fantasy universe.

This. You're describing hel.

The Circle of Wrath in Dante's inferno

It's also a greek(?) hell river.

Tartarus, lethe, acheron and styx, the four rivers of the dead.

Hellhalla + bards = Bellhalla?

Hel is a place on Earth.

Evangelion 2.0 intro with Mari

Acheron LV-426, the planet where the film Alien, and its sequel Aliens are set

>Warsaw
>is located between Hel and Auschwitz-Birkenau
that explains a lot

>There isn't enough porn of them
Agreed.
>Or Pazuzu's 3.5 design, or Orcus porn, or D&D dragons
No, no, no, get the fuck out.

No, I seem to remember a game that came out very recently involving space orcs, space elves, and space marines that had a world with that name. What was it called? Morning of Battle 3?

It's the River to the Underworld, the one Charon takes you across if you've got the coin for it. Not to be confused with Styx.

Nanana, it was a world of eternal war where the outer layer consisted of large metallic cubes like the DnD plane. I cannot remember for the life of me what vidya had it. Battleaxe 9,000 or something?

Dawn of war 3.

A "catastrophic weapon," known as the Spear of Khaine, is discovered on the lost planet Acheron, and three forces converge on the planet – the Blood Ravens Space Marines under legendary commander Gabriel Angelos, the Eldar led by Farseer Macha (with both heroes returning from the first game), and an Ork horde led by Warboss Gorgutz (his fourth appearance, after Winter Assault, Dark Crusade, and Soulstorm).

First post, best post.

But surely there's something to be said for the endless wenching, drinking, and boasting?

A planet covered in cubes, host to battles throughout eternity; similar to a plane made of cubes, host to eternal battles.

Hel, but you get to bang Hel instead of valkyries. It's a really mixed bag.

I like you.

Resurrectionists.

Toshigoku

l5r.wikia.com/wiki/Toshigoku

Are you asking for a name or a concept?

In concept... where dishonorable warriors are sent to relive horrible battle after horrible battle. Every day they begin a fight against a foe they have no chance to defeat. Are slaughtered horribly, one by one. Captured, tortured. Ext.

And when they finally die, it all starts over.

>not living for the thrill and glory of battle
>not having your valkyrie soothe and heal your soul as well as your immortal body
>not sitting by the roaring hearth and repairing your weapons and armor with her
>not winding down in what is essentially the greatest tavern in the universe, with food and drink known only to the pallettes of gods and their chosen champions
>not sharing song and tale with all manner of fighting man, collectively bonding in battle and booze, growing closer in that unbreakable camaraderie that only men of the battlefield know
>not ending the night in your fur-and-hide bunk, maybe going a round or three with a beer wench or two before letting blissful rest take hold
>not waking up in the early light with the rest of the boys to do it all again
>not training to be the shield that evil breaks against, come Ragnarok
>not being part of an improbable ragtag army that legend says won't even win in the fated battle
>not aiming to win anyway just to defy the legends and spit in Loki's eye
>not figuring that if you lose anyway, you might as well live it up and break as many heads as you can before being dragged to eternal darkness when that vaunted day arrives
Do you even warrior spirit?

You, sir, understand why martial philosophy and ancestor worship never should have left the western world. Nordic philophy has the one up on anyone else in my eyes for this simple reason. Semites tease the idea of paradise without suffering (boring and stagnant) Buddhism says life is suffering and peace comes only in acceptance of the innate pointlessness of individualism. Western paganism says fuck that fuck you im a man and will fight entropy for as long as I can draw one more bloody breath.

>the shield that evil breaks against
about that

>Hell of Eternal Battles
>Positioned in the Most Lawful spot in the Lower Planes, furher along the Law aspect then the Nine Hells
Never understood its placement in the Wheel.

You forgot the part where the beer is free and the meat is also free. Also, serving wenches. Also, playing football with your friend's severed head. While he's laughing about it.

Some kind of commentary about the military-industrial complex? Doesn't really gel with the description. And definitely not with orc/goblin afterlife.

Yeah but when every day is saturday night, don't you kinda wish for sunday morning?

It should really focus on almost ritualized grinding battles, and have a mechanized twist on its chaotic good counterpart's reincarnation mechanic. Turn people into perfect puppet-soldiers.

Hell but for Traitors/War Criminals/Bloodthirsty Maniacs/Edgelords/Ruthless Victors

While the Honored and Valiant are in joyous celebration while testing their mettle against the greatest and noblest warriors to ever live up in Heavalhalla, Helhalla is... less pleasant.

A uncomfortable dimension of armored, vindictive jailers who seek nothing less than to punish those who broke oaths and fought dishonorably in life. Scouring rain pours from above onto hostile stone, an endless and mindless melee of desperate damned scrambling to kill each other to try and stand a chance over their overpowered overseers before they can do the same. The Dead rise again and again, wounds still burning with echoes of pain and throats still parched. Just grinding down the souls of those who preyed upon the weak until they fall and are forced once more to their feet.

Where Heavalhalla is the home to the vaunted legions that stand united against the inevitable, those within Helhalla are to become cannon fodder. Thrown in front of the coming tide to buy the rest of creation a few minutes to ready themselves.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel_(location)

Hel is the Asa-worshippers version of Hell, but also the name of the viking goddess of death.
So it is the place and the god, simultaneously, sort of.