Wats the best wargame for a beginner who is also retarded?

wats the best wargame for a beginner who is also retarded?

Warhammer.

Someone's gonna say it, might as well be me.

Thumbs War. You don't even need a second player!

8th edition 40k

Heroscape. It's Babby's first Wargame, but with awesome hex terrain pieces and nice painted miniatures.

Age of Sigmar

my wife's retarded sons all love it!

X-wing

Final Fantasy Tactics

Those hex pieces are 90% of the value of the game.

They work for everything.

Sigmar, it's only enjoyable if you're retarded.

Age of Sigmar

What. How can you thumbwar yourself?

>you don't even need a second player

t. J. Geil

Sentinels Tactics

Warmahordes since most of the playerbase seems retarded
Though maybe warmahordes CAUSES retardation

Please, no frogposting on Veeky Forums.
Thank you.

Understanding the rules is one thing, but how can you expect to actually play a strategic game semi-well if you're as dumb as you claim?

Fuck off, frogposter.

Don't need much of a brain to play and win at AoS.

DnD 4e.

Underated post

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Stratego.

>who is also retarded
you sure hit that nail on the head

warhammer, now take your shitty meme to another board

The minis are pretty great as well and they cover a wide variety of genres.
We use them whenever we need miniatures in an RPG.

Warmahordes is nice too because all the stats are printed on nifty cards instead of flipping through codexes for 30% of a game

Fuck off frogposter.

Oh yes, instead you have to know what every fucking card in the game does, and how it interacts with OTHER cards, or get wrecked.
There are no nice casual WH players. They are, to a man (no chicks play), the cringiest WAACfags ever.
Play any other wargame. Frostgrave is pretty cool.

Age of Sigmar.

Battle for wesnoth

What about those games made for army men and cowboys & indians minis?

>not playing the sock war expansion