Nooo, ooooone

Nooo, ooooone....

Crits like Gaston

No one smites like Gaston

No one sends the DM into fits like Gaston!

I'm especially good at char-generating!

No one builds a magical realm like Gaston!

There's no That Guy half as ragy. Perfect, a pure Trollanon!

remakes threads that didn't need to be remade like Gaston

Only plays casters, no martials or rangy...and he loathes every mention of "fun"!

No one...

Derails like Gaston

Plays grey tau like gaston

Looks at his phone like gaston

>Derails like Gaston

No one crit-fails like Gaston..

"As a healslut, my heals are inVIGorating"

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Oh god, its That Guy, Gaston!

When I was a lad I played all sorts of games every time I hung out with my crew. But now that i'm grown I just shitpost on Veeky Forums just because i'm addicted to (you)s!

NATURAL 20 FOR GASTON!

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saves Stockholm syndrome victims like Gaston

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Nooo, ooooone... rigs like Gaston, stacks mods big like Gaston

In a game of fatal nobody figgs like gaston

Especially when I'm magical realmanating

Boy, such That Guy that Gaston

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