Nooo, ooooone....
Nooo, ooooone
Crits like Gaston
No one smites like Gaston
No one sends the DM into fits like Gaston!
I'm especially good at char-generating!
No one builds a magical realm like Gaston!
There's no That Guy half as ragy. Perfect, a pure Trollanon!
remakes threads that didn't need to be remade like Gaston
Only plays casters, no martials or rangy...and he loathes every mention of "fun"!
No one...
Derails like Gaston
Plays grey tau like gaston
Looks at his phone like gaston
>Derails like Gaston
No one crit-fails like Gaston..
"As a healslut, my heals are inVIGorating"
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Oh god, its That Guy, Gaston!
When I was a lad I played all sorts of games every time I hung out with my crew. But now that i'm grown I just shitpost on Veeky Forums just because i'm addicted to (you)s!
NATURAL 20 FOR GASTON!
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saves Stockholm syndrome victims like Gaston
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Nooo, ooooone... rigs like Gaston, stacks mods big like Gaston
In a game of fatal nobody figgs like gaston
Especially when I'm magical realmanating
Boy, such That Guy that Gaston
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