"Get on the ground, fucko! You should have paid your taxes! Squad, take all his cryptos"

"Get on the ground, fucko! You should have paid your taxes! Squad, take all his cryptos"

NOOOO NOT [undisclosed amount] OF MONERO

>tfw my monero private key is burried in a location only i know
>do some time
>get out and monero is 10k

>tfw keep my private keys on a paper inside my vagina

>oh guis ima girl btw Xd

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

Sorry guise, maybe next time :)

Get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft!

Oh hey, I remember these threads. Good times.

haha jokes on them, my private keys are cryptographically augmented.

Is the IRS invading other countries now?

Q: Whats the difference between a prison cell and your average Veeky Forums lurkers room?

A: An internet connection!

There are two things that are certain in life: death and taxes. Take your pick

doesn't work like that faggot

"Get on the floor, mu'dak! You should have paid your taxes..."

Once u get to a halfway house it's not bad, cellphone trading life

hahahaha oh man. ppl thought aijit pai was bad with the fcc? wait till tax season comes around.

2018 IS THE YEAR OF THE IRS

I put it all in [insert pajeet's favorite coin] and lost it because Veeky Forums told me it was a smart move, how can you tax somebody homeless? Please get away from my cardboard box, the rats in here don't like it when there's loud noise.

GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEE

Lol

Also Pitt is 10/10 tier in this movie, no faggot

I don't know shit about Taxes on Crypto. I've made very small gains on BTC and Lite. Am I fucked? What fucking account deals with Crypto anyway?

>Stop resisting!

>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>*THUD*

>Shots fired. Suspect was trying to attack us.

>What have you done to my son!

>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>*THUD*

murica

>be Ausfailian
>never linked my TFN to my bank acc
>ATO can't see my funds but I also can't collect interest from my bank
>banks are forced to inform the ATO of any deposit about 10k per week
>my bank (one of the big four) was caught not even doing that and fined a couple billion
>move 9.5k into bank acc each week
Kek'd

Oh and to top it all off I'm illegally collecting a carers pension while being on benefits.

Fuck the government.

how mut money is that?