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-10 HP.

NEXT.

The dead do not "stat."

Just use the revenant rules from 5e UA. If you're playing 4e, use the revenant from that. It's actually good for the assassin class in that edition.

Companion: Robot Head. Once per session, roll a die with an equal number of sides to player characters, assign a number to each character. Robot Head transfers ownership to that character.

I think Lex is a great example of a terrible rpg party.

The GM is planning some rebellion against the evil empire type bull crap, and what does he get?

- The edgemaster made the most emo undead assassin ever, who worked for the evil emperor (at least he read the setting)
- The female player made a half-human half-worm character with the body of a sex toy.
- That Guy made a robot head with sex toy programming, and no other abilities.
- Stanley Tweedle.

And what do they do when they get the power to possibly take down the Empire with its own planet destroying ship?
They fuck off out of there.

It's a terrible rpg party with the greatest DM.

>Ok, you land at the planet, wat do
>FIND DICK
>you spend days chasing dick around but everyone keeps dying in increasingly bizarre circumstances
>THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES

Truly the best scifi RPG party.

And then an entire universe was destroyed because the players were too busy running away from/not paying any attention to the BBEG. Yeah, this works surprisingly well.

And 790 is definitely That Guy.

Immunity: Anal eviscerating robotic carrots

Giant spaceships fucking smaller spaceships!

And of course the GM messing with the players all the time.

And running out of world names. Like the planet of Potatohoe.

Don't forget that when Zev died, she got brought back as Xev. Pretty much a case of "But I really like this character, Can't I just reuse her stats?"

>if I take all of these disadvantages I can put all of my points into insults

DESU I assume the character change occurred because the actress was sick of having to wear and/or display an electric blue merkin.

She was soooooo hot though

It's worse than that. It wasn't a wig, it was dye.

But not hair dye, that colour wasn't available. It was for easter eggs.

It apparently wasn't that healthy.

I always found Newzev more appealing but Oldzev is about a billion times more classically good looking (pic not her, but same aesthetic).

If I remember right that season ended with the players intentionally destroying the universe to get Mantrid on the logic that it might work out somehow, which also seems fitting.

Toilets that work by shoving a giant tongue up your butt and cleaning you out!

Sort of. He'd already consumed the entire universe at that point. Their trick was to make his final assault tear a hole into the other universe and escape.

And wasn't it their fault for releasing Mantrid at the start of the season anyway?

Yeah, but they were being manipulated by His Divine Shadow who had possessed Kai.

It was His Divine Shadow imperfectly merging with Mantrid which caused him to want to deconstruct the universe.

There was a gap in production between season 1 and 2 (like over a year I think) as Showtime decided not to help with funding again like they did with season 1.

With things up in the air the actress took another job (just days before the second season got funded) the schedule didn't allow for both so she managed to get time to do some shoots to allow the change over to be written into the story.

damnit, you beat me to it!

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I think it's a funding/floating contract thing combined with her being offered other rolls on (either swedish or german telly)

>guys what if the emperor was tyranids all along