Last time on Song of Swords: Possible updates soon Women want fascists, just ask Ranvieg Jimmy's dating the eternal Anglo, no doubt seeking revenge for the Armada SOS again unites all political ideologies in celebration of stabbing people in the dick
Song of Swords is a a tabletop RPG centered around realistic medieval fightan' with a ludicrous variety of weapons and fighting styles, centered around a dice pool system. It's currently in beta, and can be used for both fantasy and historical games. The Kickstarter was nearly 300% funded, and we're on the fast track to kicking ass baby.
Call of the Void: Ballad of the Laser Whales is a pulpy sci-fi tabletop RPG about fighting space-nazis and hunting giant whales with harpoons made out of the moon. Its combat system is more modern, based in the early 20th century, but can probably handle combat up to the present day.
MEGA folder containing current version of the game and all supplementary materials. Note that the latest version of the game is v1.9.9 but with additional supplements. mega.nz/#F!S89jTT7J!ozFi9GvzaFGHfBa59Ik2-Q
There's also a roll20 room where new players are encouraged to try the rules, test new rules, and find game breaking issues: app.roll20.net/join/346755/hRKd4w If you're looking to learn, post here in the thread.
We also play Guy Windsor's card game Audatia in the room, but now we have a much better way to play Audatia: Tabletop Simulator! The (official!) mod for Audatia is now up and running! steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=904774480
When we voting on which factions get into the army decks?
Nathaniel Wilson
We did that already like months ago. Or are you talking about something else?
Ian Reyes
Odd that was not on my survey as far as I remember and can't find any mention of only a specific tier getting to vote on it.
Luis Green
After the last thread, I have to say I'm amazed something as good as this game and setting came from some a bunch of useless, godless, waifu-obsessed catamites.
William Cox
>a bunch of useless, godless, waifu-obsessed catamites Sounds like you would fit right in
Benjamin Morales
>a bunch of useless, godless, waifu-obsessed catamites.
>godless
You dont actually know who is making this game do you.
Nicholas Wood
>Godless The lead designer is like Mel Gibson levels of Catholic.
I'll have you know that the Pope himself backed this project.
Ethan Butler
Awesomeness, only backed it in the last week so missed that.
Jackson Roberts
Jimmy's attempt at a relatable queer is a literal psychotic maniac. He fits the bill.
Gavin Clark
Are you serious right now?
Like, really nigga?
Connor Gonzalez
Dro is a literally Zell Nazi, he's a crazy person because he follows a bloodthristy "kill all humans" ideology. It isn't because he wants to ride the baloney pony.
Benjamin Watson
Well, one needs proof if someone is truly a religious man.
Them just claiming to be religious isn't good enough.
Their god needs to answer as well.
Chase Thompson
How much do you need
Aaron Turner
>awesome Hardly, look at who fucking won. We gained both no knowledge and the army decks are kinda similar, thus making them less useful than the other options like Sadeas, Rudgar, Rade, Kal'Ceska or Delag. Instead we get Holy Soldiers (something generally not going to come up), mercs (admittedly a likely occurrence), and some more normal soldiers.
Isaiah Murphy
Link to the last thread?
Robert Cooper
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Adrian Gonzalez
How dank are /sos/ memes?
Jason Morales
Bane/BigGuy
Aaron Morales
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Jayden Evans
They made one of these for the voscan societies, so eh
Ethan Walker
BEAT THE BLADE, HOOK THE LEG!
Jason Thompson
What if a self-taught warrior teaches another how to fight? Does their student still get the self-taught school?
Brandon Brooks
The best meme are those that 7 years from now when the tsunami of normalfags hit from the Ballad kickstarter on the then somehow functional Opaque forums/subreddit they will not have a snowballs chance in hell to decode.
But how can you be self-taught if you're taught by someone else?
Parker Wood
Nuuuuu their love is the purest!
Samuel Anderson
Much like how you need an anvil to make an anvil in Dwarf Fortress, it is best not to question the origin of the higher schools, but rather accept that they are divinely inspired, and accept your place in society therein and thereby.
Carter Rogers
JIMMY
What is the religious situation in Dace? Do they have an official doctrine of Genosism like how Serbia insisted on their own orthodoxy? What is they relationship with the Church in Illegon? Can Dacians hear the song, or do the mountains block it? Would they care if they could hear it? How many are already Sarturi?
Jayden Clark
They're definitely still Genosian, but the country's relationship to the major sects is unclear.
Zachary Gray
Where's that one about easton-Senpai sheathing his sword?
Jaxson Harris
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Connor Hall
High level.
Camden Young
Self taught is about the errors that causes. If someone teaches you their self taught style you'll have the same mistakes they would
Adam Cook
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Eli Anderson
Too bad it lacks context.
Dylan Peterson
Is coffee a meme?
Angel Sullivan
I could be mistaken by what you mean but I believe the song is unique to moon worship. Genosus is more of a danceing man, it's more of a workout.
Leo Reed
source on elf? would fuck
Dominic Gray
Dace has its own native Genosian church, which is heavily inspired by the Orredinian Church but which separated with it for obvious reasons, and is now considered a client-church of the Ruvians.
Part of the deal however was that the Church is allowed to choose its own bishops, and is relatively autonomous so long as it holds to the Solar Catechism. They also mostly conduct their own affairs in regards to magic users, particularly those with Sorcerous talent, which is normally suppressed to a degree outside of Church institutions. In Dace, the Strazockski is permitted to recruit half of each "class" of Sorcerers before the rest are inducted into the ecclesiastic society.
The Strazockski are a semi-monastic order, more or less the armed agents of the Duke of Dace, armed both with sorcery and swords who conduct his will across the country. Most executions (besides shovelings) are beheadings conducted by Strazockski agents, and they also frequently investigate events of interest, as well as conducting audits of various bureaus of the government. They have a long-running feud with the DIS regarding who holds jurisdiction in certain areas of investigation, but things have not turned violent yet. The fanatical loyalty of the monks to the Duke (and only to the Duke--not necessarily to Dace) is troubling to many, but they're good at what they do, and they end many threats before they can even begin.
Charles Long
Is shoveling still the big bad unspeakable execution method that has no actual explanation for how it's done?
Carter Rodriguez
You have to do something pretty bad to get shoveled. Most crimes punishable by death just get your head cut off.
Jimmy is very religious, but he's a fucking terrible Catholic.
Nathan Morales
I'd fund his patreon.
Kayden Scott
Have you ever tried giving coffee money? He's like a reverse jew, he hates it.
Levi Turner
He only takes coffee beans in regular size mail envelope. Just send it to the usual address, he says.
Ryder Green
but he's a hobo now! he does not have an address. Should we just toss coffee beans into the nearest underbrush and hope for the best?
Adam Reyes
Just drop a handful to the ocean while visiting the nearest harbor. One of his Danish navy friends will catch them and know who needs them.
Logan Thompson
that is the usual adress
Adam Cooper
Does "strong of my flat" count?
Alexander Price
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Benjamin Price
Jimmy can you redpill me on Heidegger?
Bentley Perez
Yes, but the sick flouish is even better.
Mason Young
Answer the question about the song. That was assumed to be obvious.
Justin Rodriguez
You should read, there is no song to be heard from Genosus and they are normally not associated with Boca.
Cameron Young
No Croak, I am obviously referring to Boca's son, and asking if the song can be heard has no explicit relation or dependence to their state religion. Don't be smug if you're going to be an idiot.
Mason White
The answer is that no, those who are not faithful cannot hear the song. The further one is from Karthack the fainter the song is however faithful the individual. Only Silver Guards can hear it clearly at any distance. Sorry for the confusion.
Noah White
SO that Karthaki princess going around with Wilhelm can't hear it? Or is she a Silver Guard?
Cooper Rodriguez
It depends on the place, but in parts of the continent, she would have to enter deep meditation to hear it clearly.
It isn't so much that it grows more faint (though it does) but that there is hypnotic, nauseating pulse that overwhelms it the further one goes Southwest. It takes great concentration to tune it out.
Hudson Jones
Hey Jimmy, you seem like an asshole but would you fuck another guys wife?
Hunter James
Nah, he'd just fuck the other guy. Thus marking both him and his wife as his property.
Joseph Perez
Don't come at me like that, I answered the question how you asked it and I answered correctly.
Jack Brown
He sure throws around the term 'cuck' a lot. I am just wondering if he'd nut up or shut up, so to speak.
Colton Johnson
Do not ever ask me such a question again, you degenerate. How dare you even speak? You should be stoned to death in front of your mother for even suggesting adultery. I will give you a taste of my shoe. An old worn out shoe is my only response.
Calm down m8 only one of us is supposed to be angry at once. We need more elves.
Sorry, there are dogs on Neogaf you haven't blown yet, go back there and stay there.
Mason Fisher
A bit long winded for your only response. It's okay to front for your lads, but you know the truth. I'm sure your browser history is packed full of hotwife porn.
Charles Collins
I will have you know that my pornography folder consists exclusively of FALs held by Selous Scouts in shorts.
Cool, so Dessians outside of the homeland can actually think.
Is being willful enough to drown out the Dance and get shit done a point of pride or derision in Karthack/Kedoua?
Camden Peterson
You know how people lose their shit when someone cracks a joke about them being gay, but it's only because they're a little gay and can't admit it?
..I think you're a little bull, and you can't admit it.
Jayden Peterson
i'm not one for kinkshaming, fap to whatever you want, fuck whomever you want, but don't try and pretend like it's some kind of fucking deep, super serious thing. This is the sort of shit that happens when you let your fetish become your lifestyle, and it ain't healthy
Joshua Lewis
So, I finally touched my STALKER brew again. Have not made much progress, but want to share it again anyways. Still procrastinating on making the mechanics, and actually statting stuff. So, """progress""" is slow af, but still made. Sometimes. Rarely. If you really can call that progress.
Where is he, really? He sometimes drops in, says something, then drops off the grid and resumes being reverse jew.
Julian Bennett
>if people get mad when you accuse them of evil things they MUST be guilty!
Alexander Powell
You have to admit, denying that you are a traitor is a textbook traitor move.
Adrian Roberts
>Professing innocence makes you guilty Chiron, pls
Dylan Wood
That's also a pretty sowjet thing to do.
Jason Morris
Gas yourself, or someone will do it for you.
Parker Smith
willing cuckolds should be shot, and unwilling ones should be allowed to kill the guy who fucked their wife. If she wants to fuck someone else, she should just leave her current partner or make it 3p
Kevin Nelson
Jimmy is a witch.
Justin Russell
This
Jason Carter
>shoot the guy >wife gets off scot free (hurrr gets off)
Might as well shoot her while you're at it.
Kevin King
Yes, this is why crimes of passion laws are the best in Texas. It's called cheating for a reason, you don't do it.