Elf genocide 2017

Around Elves watch yourselves, Join a Dwarven Elf haters club today.

Why to focus only on elves when we could exterminate all races.

>Working with Orcs

>In my setting dwarves are sixteen feet tall.
wow, and giants are one inch, aren't they?
(also, screw your setting)

>Joining the Orcs for anything.
Pathetic.
Also that knight is killing ORCS actually, a fucked up tribe of that guy than are called ozcuras.

>fantasy jews
>not dwarves

Dude.

I tought fantasy jews were Gnomes.

witness

>orcs and men

Uhhhhhhh what about women?

>tfw playing a racist, magic-hating knight paired with two sorcerers and a cleric

At least they're humans, I fucking hate knife ears.

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>Children have to be kept alive
You have to smite all the evil boy!

>what's your chosen method of extermination?
Tender love, affection, cuddling, and intimate sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

For all your haters of the master Elven race

This is a bad thread that should have been deleted a long time ago.

yes, hence why the dwarves shifted all the blame unto the elves

stop it

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>You have to smite all the evil boy!
kek

Though elves aren't evil.
>kek
I don't expect much, especially knowledge about settings and systems.

Can someone change that to; this is a human neighborhood?

Fine. Elves should be genocided because they're an awful concept right from the beginning. There should not be a race that's just the best at everything, with the longest lives and strongest wizards and finest magic weapons and greatest culture and etcetera etcetera etcetera.

Why not? That's how life works. You're born into a society with the best resources, and people, and culture, and so you have an unfair advantage that lets you build that superiority up, or at least maintain it.

Because this isn't life, this is make believe, you fucking knob.
If there are beings who are superior to you, they should be dehumanized (this includes superior humans). This is basic story design, and we shouldn't be afraid to use it.

>they should be dehumanized
what if it's not that kind of story?
The elves from irish mythology were a race that was in all ways superior to ours. They passed on to another world and we were left behind here.
We are humble race that is only one part of a bigger world. We are not the centre of the universe but that doesn't mean we can't do thing that are meaningful. I mean that sound like a hell of a story to me.
You can tell a story were a character has human interactions with people who are better than he is without robbing either of them of their dignity. It's possible when we aren't wanking off over power levels.

Exactly. The all-powerful race - whether Elves or Old Ones or what have you - are never put narratively equal to Humans. They're either unknowable, or there are so few of them as to be among the rarest creatures in the world, or they all just fuck off to the afterlife. All of these things provide layers of separation and dehumanization between the main group and the superior group.

But, you should never be, say, adventuring with a guy who's from a race that's 100% superior in every way, just because. Otherwise, the narrative gets fucked up irreparably. See: Atlas Shrugged, et al.

so, I can buy an elf child...how are the rates? Prime condition females...

The context of the image is knights killing Orcs, hence the claws.

>If there are beings who are superior to you
Sorry, but I'm looking at the stats and that's just not the case.

Exactly. Simply dilute their blood by producing offspring with less and less elven blood. Easiest and most fun solution for everyone involved.

>what's your chosen method of extermination

Best way to do it is to capture as many as you can alive. Any spellcasters have their hands cut off instantly, and are gagged. You can throw them in the river to let them thrash around like a worm and drown, but only a couple of them; you dont want to waste all of your meat on a single method. Now the first thing to do is grab one of the pubescent females and make like you are going to execute her. This will immediately flush out a protective male relative. Now, the fun really begins. Bring him. Bend that elf girl over a crate, and lift the tails of her skirt, and start to rape her . Now you hold a knife to her throat, and you tell the make elf relative that he needs to jerk to it to his sister/daughter being raped, and ejaculate to it, or you will kill her. Then, follow through, either way. If he does cum, you can kill her anyway, but honestly that's less fun. Let that pair live. Now you force the elves to CHOOSE one of their number to be slaughtered. Just one, and you will let TWO elves go free. If they don't choose, you will instead kill two elves at random. So they have to make a choice. This is when it gets real fucked up because especially in a tight knit even community they are condemning close friends, family, lovers etc to death. A particularly noble elf might volunteer. Shut that shit down, it needs to be someone who doesn't want to die. Then, follow through. And make them do it again. And again. Keep your own mages ready to blast them apart with spells because this is where the pressure gets on. Eventually they will snap and try to bum rush you and at that point you can just slaughter them normally. But at least this way you got to have a little bit of fun first.

Did you just jerk off?

No. I just have an outline of how I tend to deal with prisoners when I play RPGs. Doesn't have to be elves, i don't even like them. I've been kicked out of a few groups for my methods but its not my fault people are too immature to handle the way people would act in a real war.

THESE WOUNDS

Eh, it kind of comes off as edgelord shit, but I do get where you're coming from. In war, and especially when dealing with genocides, people get pretty creative with their atrocities.

The only mistake was to make them playable, as a core race. Elves should be only playable if vampires and dragons are.

Hahaha fuck off and kill yourself, Virt.

>Warcrimes are cool and edgy, just like me!

I'm not cool or edgy. I'm just using what works. You're telling me you wouldn't give up information if I was torturing your daughter in front of you?

Sounds like a jew

>You're telling me you wouldn't give up information if I was torturing your daughter in front of you?

Maybe. On the other hand, I might not know the information you're looking for, and just make up some convincing-sounding bullshit to get you to stop.

>implying summerfags aren't retarded to notice this

The funniest part about this is that in Neverwinter Nights, Shadows of Unrentide, there's a female Paladin presented with this EXACT dilemma, and she called it an unfair judgement of her abilities when slaying baby goblins.

True. But I'd still have fun. Plus in a fantasy setting I could cast zone of truth.

Oh, so you're not doing this for information. You're just being a fuckwit edgelord.

I'll harbour elven refugees in my country and hide persecuted elves in my house and grant them shelter from the forces of evil.

Fantasy Poland?

definitely looks like work of a polish fantasy artist, yeah

I'm quite fond of it

>But I'd still have fun.
I love little edgelords like you you always scream when I rape you

>implying you could get it hard for virt
I suppose you could use tools though

>working with orcs
>letting the dwarves and other abhuman variants live
0/10 would not crusade with

I keep hearing whining about elves being the best at everything but I've never seen it reflected mechanically in any game.

I don't understand this elf hatred.

there are several explanations, in no particular order:

1. OP has an elf-hate fetish
2. it's a dedicated shitposter propagating the "kill the elves" meme
3. it's an elf fishing for sympathy
4. it's a summerfag/newfag who saw a meme posted and is trying to fit in by starting a thread about it

They aren't. There's just this one hysterical neckbeard shitposting here and on /v/.

I like Elves and Dwarfs equally.

>implying you could get it hard for virt
user, there's a grand American invention know as Viagra that'll help me if I need it. However, using a power drill to open up his anus so I can slide in easy is a good idea though.

The hate is pretty one-sided, isn't it? You are not seeing anyone around here role-playing as elves and making convoluted posts about how much they want to torture dwarves or humans.

>they want to torture dwarves or humans.
I played with a Thalmor fanboy once who did that. It didn't sit well with the others especially the other high elf who went full blown Noldor on his ass for killing a little girl npc

That other guy sounds like a very agreeable lad

Simple, if I marry one and have lots of children with her she isn't making full blooded elves.

Marry that other guy.

>and etcetera
>and et cetera
>and et
>and and
Barbarian, what are you doing?

>Noldor
He threw a tantrum like a petulent child, burned his bridges, killed a bunch of innocent people, acted like a cunt, and did a huge chunk of the enemy's work for them out of sheer pride?

Elven genes are dominant, you fool. The only thing you breed out is yourself!

>Creating a character designed to antagonize other players is so cool

>He threw a tantrum like a petulent child
Because the other guy killed a little girl, but yes
>burned his bridges
With some of the party, but yes
>killed a bunch of innocent people
Everyone related to the other character, but they could be called innocent, so yes
>acted like a cunt
Only to that character and anyone willing to stop him
>and did a huge chunk of the enemy's work for them out of sheer pride?
That one is false. It didn't change the enemy's plan and he did it out of pure spite and anger
If this is you Jeremy, go fuck yourself because you knew what shitstorm you were walking into. Happy as fuck that we kicked your ass out of group, faggot. If not, then ignore the spoiler.

user, making fun at the Noldor for being edgy little retards is something everyone that has read the Silmarillion does.

I know, but I thought it would be nice to somewhat explain the situation and I know that faggot posts here. One of his ideas was a lolimancer. Yeah, this is why we don't play with that faggot anymore

You know what would be great with the context, a fucking source. It looks like a manga or something and I want to read it. And everyone knows google image search is a shit now ever since people got pissed it kept marking black people as gorillas

shabazik.deviantart.com/art/Den-of-Evil-533963973
a few minutes of yandex reverse search. Here you go

Eh, just noticed that the artists name is written in the image. So even using yandex was retarded. Could just have googled the name.
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