I'm leaving it to Mauled and Pizza, if they see fit to remove me from FUMBBL Veeky Forums league then I guess that's that and I'd just have to make do with TT or hoping I'm allowed in the next time.
Wyatt Gonzalez
>Rat Lives Matter has been killed. FIRST ACTION
Bentley Lee
Anyway to play as the four official testing teams from the app on Fumbbl?
Jonathan Robinson
Make a custom ruleset and create the rosters. Then kill yourself for wanting to play dogshit dlc teams.
Certainly enjoy Demons and Wizards while playing my Necromantic team.
Matthew Williams
HANDS UP DON'T BLITZ!
Sebastian Williams
Who is doing the logo checkerboard stuff. Are they in Discord?
Joshua Martinez
Let's go boys if we get 60 deaths we beat the overall Season 2 death count!
Leo Morales
Look for it.
Juan Carter
Yea, that's not helpful at all.
Jackson Sullivan
Are you looking to have him make a new color scheme or trying to make your pitch? If it's the second option, the templates are under the extras page on the Veeky Forums league page.
Anthony Green
>chaos vs nurgle >both 1650 tv >start as defender >"I just need stall him out" >recieve FIVE (5) injuries by turn 3 >only one from clawpomb >mfw
Why have the gods of chaos left me?
Jackson Wilson
They have not left you. They are simply waiting to see what you will do in this moment.
Do not fail them.
Colton James
Slaanesh has gifted you with a banquet of suffering, let it nourish and strengthen you then share it with your foes so they too can feel the pain of mass casualties. Are not the chaos gods magnaminous?
Eli Bennett
>They have not left you.
O-ok
>Do not fail them.
A-user I...
Christopher Cook
You fought to the end, did you not? You did not turn and scurry like the weaklings of the empire?
Then you have not failed little one. You have merely stumbled on the path to glory. You have thrown yourself to the wayside. Those who pick themselves up, shall trample the unworthy in the end.
Now go.
Angel Morgan
Thank you fellow Chaos coach for your counsel. After much thought and delibiration, I have come to the conclusion recruiting the almighty minotaur will be the force that will carry my team from the brink of doom and top victory!
Nolan Cox
Now that's the kind of delusional optimism we're looking for!
John Edwards
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Gavin Ross
Do cute girls play Blood Bowl? Can love bloom on the pitch?
Nathan Gutierrez
>Do cute girls play Blood Bowl? Yes
>Can love bloom on the pitch? No
Jack Myers
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Jace Hill
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Lincoln Kelly
FOUL WITH THE MINOTAUR
Jayden Murphy
Cyanide aesthetic Pro Elves in plastic, and without boutique prices to boot? The Elf Union box can't arrive soon enough.
Camden Martinez
Wake up mauled
Christian Green
Chorf players are a pain to play against in low TV Fucking stunties, just wait till i get some level and I'll offer your skulls to khorne
William Gomez
Shit.
Lawless check your PM's if you're about
Angel Foster
>Lawless check your PM's if you're about LawlessJustice - heute um 13:23 Uhr I give up ill message him later I got work soon
Luis Jones
Don't start being daft lads, this is a let-off. You're only hurting your own team and the League with concessions.
I caught him, we're playing same time tomorrow now.
Juan Adams
Nice, I can concede my match I don't wanna risk losing an important player
Gavin Morgan
>doesn't even put up a rule i guess our concede policy is you get a pm about it for being a bad kid?
Matthew Reyes
Bloodbowl is a spiritual experience.
It teaches you that life is suffering.
Nolan Howard
>Chaos team >low TV >It's a shit team >Mino can't break armor for shit, luck is at its lowest >Eventually mino levels up >Doubles >Get block
should i keep playing or just fire this shit team of losers?
Adrian Bell
Play a better team.
Caleb Moore
Keep it, that minotaur is going to carry you to victory.
Alexander Parker
>buy mino to help my team >beat undead 2-1 >looking good >fight dorfs >warrior killed turn 2 by scrum block >apoc rolls dead >mfw
Nuffle why?
Jayden James
The Chaos gods all play The Great Game... But Nuffle makes the rules.
Jacob Nelson
doesn't seem like it since i keep losing because i get outbashed by zombies
Andrew Foster
Whats your current roster?
Liam Ramirez
standard mino+3 CW and beastmen
I'm just unlucky as shit with this team
Mino rolls 3 1s in a row for wild animal, never do anything but both down results against dwarves
plus i'm shit at the game
so it's a constant losing streak
Brody Price
Consider playing a better team.
Joshua Phillips
Not to mention i never break armor, not even against skaven
while my chaos warriors gets constantly BTFO
Colton Turner
You chose the hardest chaos roster to begin with man. Blitz with minotaur with one assist top get 3dice.
>chaos wars get btfo
Welcome to the club!
Blake Edwards
I'd say 4 warriors, 7 goats and the rest in rerolls is the most reliable starting roster, but the extra muscle does help sometimes.... when it's not being completely retarded.
Benjamin Cruz
5 games and he is doing ok! 5 K.Os and no casualties caused though ;_;.
>best ogres are coming back >exactly a week after I bought a box of WHFB ogres
Charles Young
Why not get both? Least the WHFB Ogres aren't limited edition.
Xavier Brooks
Because I'm already pressing my budget pretty thin as it is.
Nicholas Turner
Thats fair enough. Though one weekend not going out to set aside for weekly budget might help.
Lucas Gutierrez
thats a shame. If they're the same price as the other MTO teams they're going to be a steal, but I honestly expect them to be higher priced.
Ayden Walker
In case nobody else has spotted this yet, I'm pretty sure Chaos Renegades are getting a conversion bits pack like they did for the Bright Crusaders and Orcland Raiders. I'm really hoping they make a booster with the skaven, delf, orc and goblin too, but I won't hold my breath for it.
Nathaniel Torres
>Be shit at the game >play chaos nonetheless >Lose all the time, can't level up properly >All my victories are from the adversary conceding over small shit
I hade a Skaven player that conceded after scoring a touchdown in the first turn and then failing to pick up the ball with a gutter runner
Granted: i injured 4 of his players, included his lvl 4 blitzer, but come on
Jason Nelson
play champion league if you don't want to deal with concedes
Jayden Edwards
Have you tried playing a better team?
William Bennett
Well memed, friend ;^) Got me good. 8.5/10
Colton Kelly
Chaos is one of the worst teams in the game at low TV. Playing a better team is a good idea if you want to win.
Mason Russell
WHERE ARE THE GAMES.
Luis Anderson
Tomorrow at 1200 server time khemri v high elf
Joseph Murphy
Yes, but the "play a different team" approach completely disregards the notion that the people playing Chaos actually WANT to play Chaos, as if they built an entire team on accident. I almost never hear people telling others not to play goblins, ogres or flings, because we're all chill and like having fun.... unless you're Chaos because fuck those guys.
Connor Morgan
he has fallen to the pitiful minions of order. Chaos has no time for those that fail
Xavier Johnson
People who are new and play chaos often have no idea what they want.
Levi Cox
Beginners are told Chaos is all about killing. That is super appealing but the team in practice is sub par so its kind of a false flag. Cant blame people looking for the killiest team.
Funny you should mention that. I learned BB through Goblins. Then I tried Chaos. I went back to Gobbos quick. Winning was easier but I lost a enough chaos teams to give me a bloody nose. My gobbos in contrast had isdues winning but were cheap to replace and my trolls were tough to last, keeping the team going.
Besides the other advice, so long as none of your team is crippled, get a doctor and third reroll asap.
Most third edition teams hold up ok when next to the newer bloodbowl models but a heads up for anyone thinking about made to order - the vampire team is noticeably smaller than other older blood bowl teams. Still nice sculpts.
Deadline Dodgers vs Dog's Best Friend, because why work on a Monday morning when you can play Blood Bowl.
Easton Peterson
Chain push to win the game 1-0 in Khemris favor
Logan Gonzalez
They had a booth they were demoing it at, and someone took a couple of phone pictures and like 30 seconds of footage of Underworld vs. Kislev (Slann).
Evan Cook
Black Scorpion just released their Halfling team. If you're considering buying the GW made-to-order ones next week, take a look at these guys first. Team of 10 plus Treeman comes out to about $32 USD
Caleb Clark
Those look great.
I've got the Black Scorpion human team with the ancient greek aesthetic. Lovely overall, but a few odd proportions here and there and occasionally there was minor pitting in joint areas like where the neck meets the torso or under a shoulder plate.
They also came with a surprisingly thick coating of release agent. I gave them a brief scrub in warm soapy water and undercoated them, and found that paint was running on many sections of the model. I stripped them, re-washed them very thoroughly and then they painted up well.
Leo Davis
Yeah, I've had the same release agent problem with the Chaos Warriors. These guys are seriously some of their best figs I think though. I'm actually half-tempted to pick up a bunch and glue shields and weapons on them to use in a wargame. The ones in the greathelm and bascinet are particularly fetching.
>need more claw >Warriors keep dying as in pic related >struggle to even get block >lucky if even level 3
Out of roughly 30+ games, I've had to replace around 5-6 chaos warriors. 3-4 of them were deaths. My Warriors just don't last. Minotaur made things better though.
Owen Ross
Give it to beastmen then. Block, MB, Claw should be the normal skills for a beastman.
Aiden Butler
I did have it on one. He died shortly after. My claw Mino is my crutch as my experienced beasts and warriors keep dying.