/cyoag/ - CYOA General

>wanting a filthy anarch poser who gets off on helping the lumpenproletariat

Don't be such a salty potatoes, user.

That post doesn't make sense, that entire meme is supposed to be 'user overreacting to minor things'. Sleeping around with random proles isn't a minor thing.

Why are the drawbacks in this so spooky compared to most?
Is it because the rest of the CYOA is so chill?

Quick reminder that Celt could have stopped me, but he didn't.

I don't get reason 2. Someone explain it to me.

First it was Italics, now the both of you

Could you please tell Celt to stop shitting up the Discord server? He's a terrible annoyance that I just wish would fuck off forever.

Basically, ZBG and Celt are notorious fans of NTR on the Discord. They like to make anonymous shitposts in support of their fetish in the thread too. Anyway, what really triggers them is when anons criticize and shit on them and their fetish. They have trouble understanding how people can dislike their fetish, so the assume everyone is just a closeted cuck.

For fucks sake

Fuck off already. Stick to your discord and circlejerk, if we cared about what you faggots talk about there we'd join. Stop bringing up your fucking shitstorms in every thread.

That aint our discord, actually.

There he is!

>Accusing random anons mocking you for being your bogeyman.
Hello, Celt.

Three days.

Noted, but I still don't care. We don't need to hear about this shit for yet another thread

Name fags ruin everything

Let's go for a horrible abomination Myroid!

>biotech

>portable kitchen
>drone control
>pheromones
>machine spirit (the soul just makes it extra creepy!)
>creativity
>anatomically correct
>grappling hook

Why did you build a biotechnological robot with a built-in microwave, dad? Why?

quest:
>reunion

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Voyeurism isn't cheating dumbfuck
Oh great why get to have tripfags fight with each other.

A weak man blames others for his mistakes.

>/cyoag/ discord
>Bliss's private discord
>ZBG's discord
>cyoag subreddit's discord/IRC
>Jumpchain's discord/IRC
>Spacebattle's discord/IRC among their various users

Drama and shitposting is inevitable with so many outside agencies involved with cyoas.

This cyoa starts off comfy, but I dunno, the village borders, and drawbacks like the secret ritual and the old guard make the cyoa feel uneasy, like there's something wrong about this seemingly peaceful comfy village.

Can someone post the spooky-comfy apartment building cyoa? Just starting to get into this stuff and that one caught my eye a few threads back.

>being this paranoid about a waifu cucking you
holy shit user voyeurism is liking to watch people have sex, you know like a peeping tom? Or like, anyone who watches porn?

Style
>North Vernacular
Climate
>Temperate
Geo. Features
>Plains
>Woodlands
>Beachfront
>Rivers
>Waterfalls
Living Accommodations
>Old Mansion
Residence Location
> Far Outskirts
Special Artifact
>Inviting Pendant
>Pale Ring
>Rusty Dagger
Village Borders
>Endless Expanse
Occupation
>Carpentry
Village Highlights
>Fairy Grove
>Primeval Forest
>Crystal Cavern
>Healing Spring
Village Guides
>Lonely Monster
>Christmas Cake
>Village Chief
>Dapper Gentlemen
Uneasy Peculiarities
>Wandering God
>Ruined Cathedral

Just tried to post it...

How come it's bigger than 8mb but i saved it from here?

look up voyeurism user

It's almost like that's the point!

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Thanks man

I wasn't active when these two were released but they are possibly two of the most enjoyable that I've read. Are there more like them?

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i don't know if this fits the category of comfy but this is similar in style

There is a significantly more complete version of this floating around. It never struck me as quite finished though.

Well, there's pretty much everything else that DSA has done. They all have great atmosphere like these do, but not all of them as comfy.

He's gone now.

Yeah... I don't think that qualifies as comfy

The stuff he made isn't. Where'd he go?

He had a great run. It was nice to have a new good author and it's better he stopped before turning into a shitposter.

Name: Rahn Gin
Gender: Male
Species: Goblin
Origin: The Now; Watcher
Tech Understanding: Low
Ethereal Manipulation: Advanced
Skills: Silver Tongue, Lucky, Tech-Eater, Educated, Cheaterman, Delver
Little Things: Fuck Your Glowy Bullshit,
Armor: Upgraded Traveller Leathers, Imprinted Runic Insciptions
Weapons: Dangulf Sword, Casting Stone
Knick Knacks: Magical and Spiritual Protection Vestments, Seal of Solomon, Yasakani no Magatama, Flying Carpet, Cabuladi Ring, Witching Bottle, Drug Subscription, Magibloc Coinage, Uchide-no-Kozuchi, Blessed Needle and Thread, Faustian Bargain, Mark of Irem, Atropal Incense, Stigmata Nails, Devil Bone Dice, Historical Novelty (A single piece of Aztec gold from Cortes’ hoard, with the curse removed), Heads of Alzae, Rauðskinna
Faction: Commercialist - Special Goods Wing
Covenant: Takers Clergy
Companions: Mike Compound, Bill Murray Triumverate, Anna, Garagrosias the World-eater, Phia Xit
Home District: Roma Territory
Hubworld: Throne of Yisun
Mission: Bones of a God

He's Venezuelan, so he was sent to the communal farm to toil away.

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Post CYOAs or fuck off.

I'm sitting here puzzled as to what drove you to do this desu

Actually, it turned out he was one of the people shitposting ZBG.

-In public.

You suggest she has no tact and does things for the people.

He said exhibitinism was taken user.

Find a good historical setting instead of trying to build your own? Medieval is kinda cliche. Orient and Emperor Quest CYOA are examples.

Honestly, I just remembered it a little while ago and showed it to Celt. I thought it was funny how accurately predicted what would happen so I threw it up in the thread.

why so rude user?

Proof please.

I dunno if that'll change much user, the crux of it is still "choose monsters, fight the humans", having the humans be roman legions instead of knights doesn't change much.

post cyoas

I can't be fucked to look it up. It was several threads ago, he mentioned who he was when he was posting.

Kill yourself.

next time don't

Can nurturing be a fetish? Like she gets aroused from taking care of people and fixing their problems?

It's not. It's only important to you, because this is your personal drama -- and that's understandable. But we don't want to turn this thread into *anybody's* personal drama. We just want to fuck waifus and go monster hunting or whatever.

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Okay you have no proof and are posting baseless accusations to deminish a person's reputation.

>wont someone defend this poor namefag
oh no

I'm not going to go through the archives just to make a point about something I don't really give a shit about.

Just about anything can be a fetish

don't post the cyoa

Just for you, user.

:)

>Magitek
Best power source by far cheap and clean It also gives me the excuse to convince her that she is a magical girl
>Machine spirit
I am not dealing with existencial crisis my daughteru deserves a soul
>Synthetic skin
This will prevent any kind of goverment related incident she will also look more cute and that is a plus
>Healing gel (Upgraded)
Repairs are expensive and i am quite sure that more than often i will end up in some weird accident so it will better have this for me too
>Creativity
''Robots have no creativity or imagination'' Bullshit she probably has more than you
>Wardrobe
Very important
>Demon prision
I have the feeling that this will be useful in the future
>Little girl
This place ends up making you want to be a little girl somehow...
>Slice of life
We anime now

>Good perks for awful drawbacks.
This is a balanced CYOA, congrats. Still believe the only winning move is not to play.

Well shit...
I guess don't want to surprise present I just finished making for you then...

Then don't take them?

There's something funky about saving images from Veeky Forums sometimes, for some reason they become bigger.

This is actually hilarious saving this

I really enjoy this, but the drawbacks aren't nearly as drawback-y as they need to be to give 2 perks each. Dead City, Ruined Cathedral, Catacomb Depths, and Endless Abyss are things I'd consider taking as perks - cool places to explore with the possibility of dark mysteries.

Nighttime Shades are at most nuisances - I'm fine with having a night in now and again, probably so are most people. Nature Sprite and Wandering God would get old fast, but again basically a nuisance. Anyone who wants to stay in the city will never encounter them at all, and even for the rest of us they aren't going to seriously interfere with our explorations.

Basically the only ones that might be a serious concern are Otherworldly Mist and Mystery Festival, and only by virtue of the fact that we don't know what they are. The festival could just be some weird druidic chanting people are embarrassed about and the fog creatures could be optical illusions.

>Hospitaller
Support, Liberate cities
>Moneyx4, Nobility, Estate
The princess, the Vivacious, The innocent

I want to be human and side with the monsters. I will betray my species if there are waifus to be had.

Is this English?

>Immortality, Money, Waifu, Pocket Dimension
>Only cost is couple extra lumps of fat around your body
Truly, who would take a trade like this

>don't want the surprise present*
oops

A bit passive aggressive, but if that is what it takes to get people to stop bugging you who am I to argue.

>think long and hard b-
Vignette has a feminine penis

I made some OC. Scroll past it though, It's not very nice.

Printing it now. I swear to god this better work.

I do kind of wonder about taking all or like most of the drawbacks, then for the "Your Fetish" power pick something like bodyswaping and dump some poor unfortunate soul with your new horrific abomination body.

Do I HAVE to read all the black text at the top ?

Aspergers and autism are the same thing
Well strictly speaking, asperger's is no longer a thing

No, it's just flavour text. CYOAs may not be the right hobby for you, though.

I thought it was the other way around, but I guess you would be the expert.

Better yet, shapeshifting. Basically free superpowers at that point.

Quality of life matters as much as length.

Asperger's is a placement of the high functioning half of the autism spectrum.
I should know.
I've been diagnosed with it.

>immediately get negative points because of my age
What the fuck dude

If you don't want to involve humans, it could be just tribe of each monster race banding together for mutual defense against other monster races, maybe even their own.

One way would be that sine we are building a character anyway, it's actually literally us dropped into a monster's body, so fuck it, I'm not going to live a cave and spend all my days raiding pigs, everyone pack your shit, we are going to civilize right now.