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Dwarves are

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not always Scottish

not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people if you don't expect too much.

gayer than elves

Jews, not Scots.

Russians.

No, I don't agree with that slav dark elf greentext.

beardless runts.

Analogous to late 19th century Russia in my campaign setting: the world is changing, and they aren't, and pretty soon they're gonna get their asses handed to them by a bunch of kitsune.

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>we can never dig to deep
I like the irony.

Пoддepживaю.
>contained emotions
>distrustful to strangers and outsiders
>"Lawful" to the point of it being a mental disorder
>Dig deep (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Superdeep_Borehole)
>fight for their land like motherfuckers

That all sounds like it could also describe China.

best race

>pretty soon they're gonna get their asses handed to them by a bunch of kitsune.
Is that what happened to Russia?

...hm. They have a different brand of this, though...
Okay, who's duergar - russians or chinese?

squatted

pragmatic

China has the whole "long, unbroken tradition" thing going for them, along with having been associated for a long time with masterwork craftsmanship and production secrets. Think silk.

Russians, by contrast, have a reputation for being gloomy and morose, as seen in their literature. Even their humor is generally pointed at the absurdity and cruelty of life.

I'd peg duergar as Russian and dwarves as Chinese.

sexy and fuckable?

SPBP

only if bald

, you forgot one.
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Although China is also a good base for dwarfs. Heavy use of war carts, tibetan architecture, the sheer scale of city walls, pioneering gunpowder, absurd amounts of traps.

Also, a chinese fa/tg/uy noted:
>Chinese people are actually a lot like dwarves
>money-hungry
>industrious
>utilitarian
>have good business-mind
>socially quite rigid and traditionalist/conservative
>age equal experience equal authority
>they treat their hair like a dwarf treat his beard.

Russo-Japanese War.

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

great post

Fuck you Wayne. You wanted this!

I regret my decision. I should've killed the Elf thread straight off like I promised. I was lured in with promises of Marcille and ear rubs.

So if Chinese are dwarves, Russians are duergar, then who are germans?

Damn you wayne, now the shit posting runs rampant.

Chinese = mountain dwarves
Germans = hill dwarves
?

it's kinda fun tho

Sadly yes. Got 30+ more boring threads filtered and as many hidden.

Modrons.