Well, lads! We've finally exited the Warp it would seem!
As you're all currently aware, our current mission has taken us, to the penal world of Holden's Reach. A world so vile, that your lungs are likely to be shanked by the air itself. However that's possible...
Command wishes us to investigate why the planet has gone silent over the past few weeks. If there was an uprising, we're to deal with immediately! If it's just the Governor being a plasteel dick about his monthly tithe of soldiers and gems, then we're to bash his legs in!
But before we depart, I am calling for a suprise Field Kit Inspection! So present arms and equipment for an inspection!
Welcome to '''Field Kit Inspection!', home if the Unknown regiment! Feel free to join in! Remember though, We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for describing a character's actions, d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, with higher being better.
Good new Commissar! I have gotten the transport music player to work Bad news Commissar! It won't stop playing the same song. youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0
Jaxon Carter
>grumbles There's one thing this dude like and it's his dammed inspections... >clears her throat and speaks up Commissar, Sir. I have something for you.
It's certainly a change of pace to all the hymns and prayers from the sister >loads a second plasma pistol into a holster
Isaac Peterson
My new leg seems to be doing its job well enough.
Parker Martin
This is OUTRAGOUS! PROPOSTEROUS!
After all, war is the only thing any of you was born to do! Whomever wortr this heretical song, obviously knows not the joys, of fighting, and dying for the Emperor, in his grand wars!
It is a catchy song though... And atleast it's only playing through the speakers of 3nd company's Devourer class transport!
Ethan Price
RAHGGGGG PUNY MAN, WHAT HAPPEND TO THAT NEW ONE? AND WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THE YARE SUPRISED THE INQISITION DIDNT EXECUTE ME?
Adrian Cooper
STOP THIS INFERNAL RACKET BY KHORNE HELP.... STOP IT ITS STOPPING MY BLOODLUST
Blake Adams
Sir! My equipment is prep'd and ready for inspection at your leisure, Sir!
>He'd nudge her arm with his elbow. A small smile on his face.
Jacob Long
Sorry its stuck like that but hey were disembarking soon
Brandon Butler
WHAT ARE YOU SMILEING ABOUT?
>the beserker yells down at the lutentant
>the beserker looks at the vox caster for 3 seconds flat before pulling mel and blasting it to slag. the music stops
FIXED IT
Ryder Thomas
I agree, Captain! This song should not be playing aboard one of the Emperor's fine transports! It's demoralizing!
It is catchy though... Not now, Sergeant! We have work, and an inspection to attend to, before we deploy to the surface, and then subsurface!
Very good Private! Make sure too keep it's machine spirit happy, and it shall serve you well, just as mine do! Someone teech this feral worlder the basics of Low Gothic! His constant screaming irritates me!
Jace Lewis
>She'd glare at him behind her gasmask it only seeming like a look
Commissar. I got you a suit of light power armor to help keep you safe on the front lines.
Noah Carter
No, third company will be "embarking" it soon. There is a massive difference!
>as the music stops, he snaps out of his happy, chemically-induced haze H-Hey, I was enjoying that! Almost had me convinced that we had a choice c-concerning the war.
Angel Gomez
Nothing Captain! Merely happy that today is a good day, to die in the name of the Emperor, and his holy Imperium!
Aww, don't be like that Sergeant! Can't I be in a good mood?
Jacob Hall
reporting for duty sir
looks like the air will be bad, better leave plasma at home, and bring the respmask
>fumbles through a large box full of weapons what toy to bring today?
Landon Brown
>reving axei, I smash the new projector to pieces NOWI FIXED IT
NO WE DONT STOP TALKING CRAZY
THAT IS MOST UNNATURAL, ME TINKS SOMETHING ELSE GIVES YOU MIRTH,BUT THE COMMISAR SHALL SORT IT OUT NOT I
Camden Rogers
A whole planet going silent? Alright betting pool time TEN THRONES SAYS ITS NECRONS >song sputter again >new song kicks in youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0
Elijah Nguyen
I believe a good mood is an executable offence >starts moving towards the drop ships
Mine is on the dark pointy ears. I'll match your bet.
Camden Allen
Sssssorrree Kommsar, stubbbed toeeeeeee
Easton Martinez
>the besreker goes completely still or several seconds. then e begins to glow with blue warp fire mingled with red as waves of rage wash off form his form
Hunter Morgan
>going ballistic the berserker tears all the walls to scrap, the furniture to spare felt and scraps. the other occupants evacute to the bridge where the leaking vacume is less of a problem...by the time we are over our target half the ship has been torn apart
David Clark
You're just mad because I'm not letting you keep the "Big I", and that I airlocked the other day.
Besides. You know I'll keep quiet about everything else... Now hold on Magos. There's a good chance, it's Orks, or maybe Tau. perhaps it's just the Governor being a massive Adamantine dick, and not paying up his tithes.
I mean, this IS a penal mining world, full of valuable gemstones. He might not want to share with the rest of the Imperium!
Still, I agree with the Sergeant. 20 thrones on Drukhari, five on Orks. Nothing too big Private. We're gonna be inside tunnels most of the time.
>with a cry of impotent rage the ship is now reduced to simply the cock pit and a few wings, and the berserker leaps into the planets atmosphere
not even chaos is that crule you bastard
Thomas Cox
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! WHY!!!!! EHY EOULD YOU DO THAT!?! ATLEATS GIVE HEADPHONE USERS A WARNING, YOU ELECTRONIC PRICK!!!!!
Dylan Moore
>She glares daggers at him for speaking, climbing into the drop ship Mount up. I'm getting tired of this ship.
Liam Brown
coming down with a crash, I stand and shift my arm back into place, my demonic abilities fading. activating a flare, I vox a suitable landing site in the middle of a platu and jog to meet the unit
Wyatt Morales
>He'd keep smiling at her, as he follows on in, alongside the rest of regiment's fourth Infantry, and 6th mechanised company's.
Love you too, Sergeant!
Noah Evans
>the beserkers words ring through the vox
WHAT DID YOU SAY SCUM? WHATDID YOU SAY?
Ayden Sullivan
>The rest of the Devourers would be landing about three kilometers from his position, inside an underground bunker.
Where in the HELL is Third company?
Luke Morales
Good to hear your voice over the vox, Captain! We all saw Third Company's Devourer go down! What happened? You get hit by anti-aircraft guns? How many survivors?
Adam Rivera
I SUP ON YOUR TEARS
Joshua Davis
Get a team in a Salamander and have they hurry off to find it.
James Thomas
>A ramshackle and sad sight desends from the skys and the once-proud imperial transport now resembles an ork FIGHTA that "lands next to the formation....then collapses. >the crew leap from the cock pit and kiss the ground... what's worrying is that they were kreignsmen
>a figure I red aproches at about 60 mles pr hour
THERE WAS A NOISE, IT WAS MILDY ANNOYING THE TRANSPORT WAS THE CASUALTY whos more evil mur or you?]
Aiden Walker
The captain hit the music player to make it stop, the music player retaliated with noise that would mentally scar a noise marine. The Transport was destroyed in the ensuring orgy of madness and violence
Ian Phillips
SCREEEECH >Breaks the music player
Kevin James
>he makes a mental note to have the vox on low volume when around the 'captain'
Oh Emprah. The new recruits are getting bigger every day, I s-swear.
David Smith
It would appear that I don't have too... >He'd flash her a smile.
I guess it's a good thing, that the regiment has its "Fiery Angel of Goodluck" around. Amiright, Sergeant?
Robert Smith
>the figure finaly stops infront of the unit
WHERE IS PUNY MAN? ALRIGHT GET IN FORMATION LUTENENT AND SARGENT GET THE PERIMITER SECURED
COG MAN I WAT AUSPEX , and I want it now
>the voice changes from blood thirsty to cold and emotionless in a heartbeat
>opens the primer to the page on Chaos Spawn >looks at the private >looks at the primer >looks at the private You know what, I don't think I'm gonna ask. This regiment can hardly get any MORE batshit.
Robert Morales
>He'd flash her one last smile, before unholstering his hot-shot las pistol, and a powersword.
Understood Sergeant. Second platoon, you're with me! We'll head towards the Governor's underground Palace, and secure the area! See if we can't locate any survivors!
Stay safe, Sergeant!
>With that, fourth company's second platoon would head towards the palace.
Ryder Flores
Flustereted SCREEEECH >Covers "ears"
Jason Ward
>the berserkers eyes flash with fire and the auspex melts,
I said terrain and life forms, not sound
and I altered the web page slightly, I hope you don't mind, I just added mur to the roster
Asher Hernandez
>The Commissar would see what page the man was on.
I see nothing wrong with the good Private! Let's carry on Corporal! Good idea Lieutenant! The rest of fourth, and third company will head towards the refinery's, and the prisons! Sixth company won't be able to get very far, so it can guard the hangers!
Keep your eyes open everyone! Who knows what's down here!
Gavin Russell
(That's fine. I encourage everyone to add their characters to it, either dead, or alive!)
James Davis
SIR YES SIR -the khornate returns and marches of with the unusually fearful kreigsmen in tow-
Isaac Martin
SCREEEEEEEEEEWWWHAT CCCCOMMMPAN AN I OOOONNNNN
Brayden Evans
...
>pulls up in a Salamander scout transport VAN KLEEZ!!! We're going to the armory. Hop in.
Adam Gutierrez
Uhhh sir? My back up aupsex is detecting a lot of life in the sewers. Xenos life
Ian Peterson
>he clambers in and lights a suspicious looking lho stick So, what're we saying? 'Crons? Eldar? Full-scale planetary rebellion? The possibilities are endless!
Adrian Walker
Looks like hrud to me look at all the dust and all the lack of people
Sebastian Clark
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>entering the armoury the beserker growls
"spread out and find survivors"
>tuning to the vox, he trys to reach the commissar
PUNY MAN, THE ARMOURY IS LARGE AND STOCKED. LOKING FOR SURVIVORS, ANY FURTHER ORDERS?
Joseph Russell
I don't know nor do I care much. >floors it towards a military base and towards the armory We're going to... "reacquire" the gear from the planetary governors guard.
Orders are to load up all important weapons into a truck.
Joshua Smith
YES SERGENT, BUT WE HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM. THERE ARE SIGNES OF TAMPERING IN BLOOD THIS IS EITHER CHAOS OR DARK ELDAR. >he relays the orders and takes a pict of what would be disturbing to a battle hardened inquisitor, but he pays it no mind
Ian Cruz
>he lets out a wheezing chuckle Got your p-priorities in order I see, sergeant.
>he flips through his primer to the page on Hrud Eesh. They look friendly. You got any handy hints on fighting them?
Logan Nelson
SCREEEEECH >Brings what looks like Dark eldar weapon
Leo Powell
they cause everything near them to rabidly decay and age. Dont get close and don't let them hit you with their rifles they are tricky an will go for ambushes. I don't know kill them like you kill a rat just a giant xeno rat with guns and an entropy field
Evan Anderson
GOOD POINT PRIVATE, NOW LOAD UP THE PLASMA WEPONRY. THE SERGENT WIL BE HERE SOON, WE WOULD DO BETTER IF WE WERE PREPARED
Isaiah Bennett
Nice. Send the truck to the drop ship then push to a comms relay.
Well if you haven't noticed I'm tasked with keeping you armed. It's my duty to loot_errrr... rescue the gear >stops outside a large building and hops out Lets clear it quickly then get the good stuff.
Nathaniel Evans
"Nods"
Christian Perry
ANYBODY WANT SOME BEER?
Christopher Peterson
>he climbs out and strolls over to the huge, ornate armoury doors >he hits a button on the control panel and they open with a horrible grinding sound >inside, it's pitch black ...Well, t-this is ominous. After you, sarge!
Caleb Smith
RIGHT SERGENT, LOAD UP AND MOUNT UP
sergent stay here, I will return with your truck then I may continue to scout the prisons. beware it may be some fething dark knife ears
>the beserker drives back to the drop zone
Joshua Wright
>holds out a plasma pistol to him Take this... You'll need it. >starts walking into the black room, walking around tables and overturned chairs with ease. You see a light switch?
>flicks on the comms good. I'll be at the main armory
Dylan Morales
SCREEEEECH >Points at a radio
Josiah Roberts
>dropping the tech with the thuderhawks and gunships, the beserker drives back to the armoury in as close to lethal speeds as possible YYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW
Caleb Rodriguez
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME BEER
Connor Reyes
Rolled 35, 27 = 62 (2d100)
Heh, I hope not. >he takes the gun and shoves it into his belt Alright, let's get some light on the subject. >he lights a flare and tosses it into the darkness, illuminating the room Rolling for what we find, first dice for loot (higher is more valuable) second for enemies (higher is more dangerous)
I AM HERE, WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND? >I call into the structure as I march inside, my night vison working wonders.
Dominic King
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>flicks on a light switch on the far wall I found the lights >a pair servitor with a servo harness rushes the both of them Kleez!! Behind! >she lets rip with the plasma gun
Elijah Rivera
>Over the vox. If it wasn't for the fact, that we're in a possible combat zone, I'd ask you too keep that one playing.
But since we are, I'm going to have to ask you to keep it off, and the airways clear.
Lincoln Green
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Shit! >he dives to the ground and fumbles with the plasma pistol, firing a shot at an approaching servitor
Easton Johnson
very well pretty sure its the Hrud though in which case the only thing to do is to leave the planet everything is already dead
Leo Rodriguez
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>entering the large chamber to the sound of gunfire and lights blinking on, I call upon the sorcery of speed as easily as breathing.
I WILL ASSIST.... FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>over the vox to the unit
CONTACT WE HAVE CONTACT WITH HOSTILES IN THE ARMOURY
Grayson Torres
>She easily dives out of the way of the truck sized man It's only one servitor!
Hudson Hughes
IS THERE ANY BEER IN THE ARMORY?
Lincoln Powell
Rolled 35 + 20 (1d100 + 20)
>fumbling slightly, I growl and just try to pin the servitor
STILL A HOSTILE
Cooper Gray
>He'd begin transmitting a picture feed, directly to the Magos.
Thats where you seem to be wrong, Tech-priest.
>The live feed, captured by the man's helmet, would be displaying several Dark Eldar in blood red, and pure white, spike covered armour, bringing slaves, and other valuables aboard their skiffs.
That would be why we aren't find many bodies...
Henry Howard
>pinning the man-droid, I turn it to the sergent
SHOOT THIS CURSED THING BY KHORN DO IT NOW
Jackson Murphy
>the bolt hits the servitor square in the face, reducing it's head to molten slag Whew, one down, Emprah knows how many more to go. Let's keep moving, before any more decide to jump us.
Matthew Peterson
HAVE WE BEEN FINDING ANY BEER?
Daniel Long
>Fumbles out of the previous room with crate full of Krak grenades SCREEEEECH
Isaiah Morales
If anything it's just two... Now grab that wall of plasma guns and put it in the truck. We need this to keep fighting. Then we can go kill every living thing in this place
Matthew Turner
DON'T WORRY GUYS I FOUND SOME MORE
Owen Rogers
RIGHT WE NEED TO MOVE QUARTER MASTER HURRY IT UP, GET EVERYTHING. THE LUTENENT FOUND THE DARK ELDAR, WE WILL MOVE TO INTERCEPT. NOW MOVE IT YOU HAVE THREE MUINETS BEFORE WE MOVE OUT
>over the vox I WANT THOSE FLYERS IN THE AIR NOW, GET ONE TO MY POSITION, AND ALL BUT THE LUTENENTS WE WILL JUMP IN FROM ABOVE
QUARTER MASTER DO WE HAVE ANY JUMP PAKCS OR GRAV CHUTES?
Charles Ortiz
>he picks up the vox handset FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVE YOU JUST DRANK A WHOLE CRATE OF BEER! HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED YOU FUCKIN' WINO? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ANY!
>he starts grabbing armfuls of plasma guns and dumping them in the truck How many of these do we need, anyway? Most of the regiment can't be trusted with them, they'd probably blow themselves up.
DAMNIT DAVE
Elijah Bell
WE'VE GOT BEER
James Hernandez
TROOPER, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THREE STRIKES? BE CAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL START AT THREE.. THE CHAIN AXE IS ON WHEN I HIT YOU.
Christopher Flores
I'll get two troops to bring the gear back. >throws the world eater tow grav chutes
I'll turn off the overcharge feature... or make a gun battery of them. Now get a chute. >puts one on and gets reminded to punch someone for a comment they'd make.
Dave... I require two cases in my room. Otherwise grab a chute.
