OI! Any mekz on dis thing?

OI! Any mekz on dis thing?

My boyz just got done fightin' summa da pointy ears, and wen we wuz lootin' der camp, we found dis!

First Ork dat can tells me what dis 'ere lot is for gets a pile o' teef!

Attach it ya shoota, boss. It'll make it killier!

Attach it eh? Where den?

I fink iz fer makin gits wot you kap-toor after a good scrap start talking bout where der mates iz, so you'z can go krump dem too.

Mebby. Da pointy ears is weird...

Oh ya? Fer whackin' 'eadz udda pris'nerds so dey talk, eh? Int'ristin'!

I'z 'eard it's wun of dere soul rocks, that they use to do weird zog.

Give it to a weirdboy, and he could stikk it on his stikk!

Da shooty end, boss. Makes ya shoota a choppa if it runz outta dakka!

Wot'd you say, runt?! My shoota ain't neva gonna run outta dakka! You'z lucky you got dos double digits or else I'd punch yer gob!

You'z gotta sit on it Boss, it'll make ya go fasta!

Ahah! I know wos this is! It's a erkik...ergon...egon...Easy-to-hold-wit-your-hands-handle for a shoota boss!
Ya strap it to the handle and it makes it easy ta grip!

Looks loik a roight proppa stabba to me.

Stealthy too.

I fink dey strap em on dere 'eads so you know which one's da boss since deyz all da same size

oi fink da eldar use dat piece of flashy stuff ta krump deyz mates all stealfy like, since da eldar gitz hate foightan in a propah scrap!

Oi, I fink iz seen dat befure. Da spikey panzies wear dem. Da Dirk Elker or sumthin. When dey uze it on wimmin 'umiez, it makez dem scream!

Itz a pain stikk!

Dis nob getz it. Iz wuz mov'n all stealthy-like wif me kommadoz when we'z creep past dis 'ere ponsy place. We'z 'ear some panzie scream'n like dey wer gett'n krumped but good. We'z take a peek in ta' see wut flash kit dey got, 'an the knife-ear only got one of dos fings. Dun'no ow it wurks, but deyz scream'n like a git hit wif a pain stikk.

No blud or teef come out thou. Not very orky if ya ask me.

Maybe it duz sumthin on da inzide? Lik boil deyz blud away? Or maybe it zuppozed ta letrak... leter... shokk dem?

Iz don't klaim ta no wut goyz on in dem knife-earz 'eadz.

It's a sex toy. Pretty cheaply made one, too.

Why would I want anyone's teeth?

Shhh, you're blowing the regiment's cover Garth.

You think youse a cunning Git don't ya?
>*thump*
There's more'n that waiting for ya!
...saying 'e don't want teef

BOSS! Das a fancy nidz-boss antla! Ya stikit on yer ed' and get teefier i fink!

Don't want teef? Wot kinda runty Grot are you?!

>Da Boss is in da same /d/ tread as ya
Oh zog!

Ya dumb grot. If deyz zzzap'd dey'd be all smoky-like.

'Cloud be un of dem ponsy kit wut krump wif-out show'n it. Dem kinfe-earz dun know how to be proppa sneaky. Wut ya'z do iz sneak past da gits so you'z can scrap wif da flash gitz, or ta plant some 'splosivez ta get all cramp'd up 'umize into a right proppa scrap.

You put in on yer 'ed, boss.
It's for krumpin' gitz that get too close by 'edbutting 'em, though it's normally a bit sharper, boss.
Mork knows, the 'umie you got it from must have been proper tough, to blunt it like dat, and probably sneaky too.

Boss I'z spotted da humie!

is a wotsit. you trow de ting into a group ov pointy earz, an' de all crowds 'round it an fight fer its!

Greg, wtf are you doing? Why have you given away our cover?
I don't care that you're being proper orky, you're not an ork ffs!

Oi, iz dere ev'n eny ork boiz in dis fread? I'z feelin' roight left out.

Tfw I read honest to God government document, written as officially as possible, describing the dildo in picture. And I don't even work in sexshop.

Brit here, what kind of fucking hellhole part of Britain are you living in?

Are you 'aving a giggle m8?

I hope that was bait.
GW is British, founded in London, now based in Nottingham.

If it isn't bait he is just showing how young he is.

Ignoring that GW is from Nottingham; They're based off Football hooligans, and they aren't people, you Cupid Stunt

...

Still good to know that there is some hope against the tide of summer.

>*rattles tits* SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER

A nice good stint in the Stormboyz would straighten that git out.

Even better itz a purpul pain stikk. Makes you all sneaky like when you hurtin' gitz.

Wiv dat 'fing? Not choppa, stabba!
Best advice in 'dis fread.