Did I miss the thread with the MTG Rule 34?

>Mind Breaking Nissa
I KNOW just the man to call.

>Deathpact Angel falling into debt and servitude
>Gisela being overrun by the devout
>Twilight Shepherd putting those long fingers to use
>Emancipation Angel riding you with that innocent smile

Does it?

Make sure you get those six-fingered kaladeshi vendalkin

>six-fingered Vedalken
>four-armed Vedalken
>strict law-mage Vedalken

Don't know which flavor I want...

Vedalken-user here, six fingers or four arms, either way enhances the experience

Why not everything?

gonnaneedfourhands.jpg

Gonna have to search up some Kaladesh Vedalken now.

I don't know why more fetishists don't latch onto Magic.

Black mind break, blue mind control, green stimulus manipulation, red surges of passion, white denial.

Well that's because not enough good porn is created that people explore the fetish color pie. Right now it's just

>hurdy dur she has big breasts

What I'm getting from this is that there needs to be more Rule 34 of MtG. Drawfags, I summon you!

I'm at the point in life where a large part of why I want to be a better artist is so I can make decent MtG porn.

Well the time to draw and get better is now because I always thought I was the only one disappointed in MTG rule 34 but apparently everybody on this board wants it

There aren't really that many cute or sexy girls in Magic, officially. All the big characters are really plain, even Liliana who's supposed to be some kind of temptress witch-whore is a 5/10 at best in official art. And as for card art in general, there's a couple dozen mildly erotic pics in a game with tens of thousands of cards. That's not the sort of game that attracts pornographers.

I'll post the Chandra sketch I'm working on when I'm done. Now lewd, but whatever.

Yeah, but average to mildly attractive is all you need to get attention, and through fetish goggles it all becomes 9/10s anyway. Also, you don't need to stick to the main characters.

But yeah, attractiveness varies wildly. Have you looked closely at the arts for Sheoldred. Standard art has the curves and sexy smile, promo art is basically the body of a medium male football player.

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When I first got into Magic, this was actually my favorite card. Ironically, sleep play is not my forced/noncon of choice, but my tastes are provably shit.

why is the thumbnail hotter than the original size?

Armor still on, but the cut-off does nothing to hide her naked lower half. Imagination is a powerful thing.

even if what you said is absolutely right, things happened back then when this was teased

Shitty phone pic, and a work in progress, but this is where I'm at.

I always thought Teysa was really pretty, plus I like that she's smart and that it seems like she's not entirely evil despite being engrossed n Orzhov politics.

Hey at least the boobs are proportional

Firebrand gets me every time.

Woo, thanks.

LOOMIS

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Well she just wants to get the ghosts out so she can run the Orzhov Syndicate.

Also if any of you draw fags finish something and this (or any other thread for MTG porn) how about using the card Strip Bare when you create a thread? That way we can know that you made something but you don't need to break any Veeky Forums rules.

Good taste.

Not a bad idea. An impromptu MagicTheGatheringAl realm thread.

>astray green frame 1/100 NG
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

I would like to second the Olivia futa.

>inb4 that one doujin with fat otaku Jace

I wouldn't mind some of compleat Glissa.

Would lewd. Mind control's always fap-worthy, but no one seems to like it for some reason

Is there full art of this?

Hey guys, did I miss anything?

It's funny, because the Spanish version of that card had to change the name, otherwise it could be construed as meaning "Slave of Balls"

As a matter of fact
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2129112#search=Magic_the_Gathering

Uh, what? I know about the NissaxChandraxLiliana one, and a few others, but not that.

I'll have to try this.

Earthbind got me through a solid month or two of my teenage years.

hentai2read.com/i_just_cant_beat_jace_at_all/

Not at all my second favorite Magic furry.

OH GOD WHY

I want Sorin raping Avacyn's corpse

Make it happen, Veeky Forums

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From what I can tell the only ones who give a damn about mtg and lewds are awful artists.

You picked one of the worst pieces of Elspeth.

The good ones are afraid they'll never get to do official art for a card if they do porn.

I'm not even talking about Professional artists, I'm talking smut artists. After scrolling through about 10 pages of paheal, almost all of them were trash.

Hahahaha,I really did. But as pointed out, it's slim pickins. Have a generically drawn Thalia, because why not.

Is cheesecake still allowed on Veeky Forums?

As long as we're discussing Veeky Forums at the same time, right?

Kek at the pic.

I wanna start a cheesecake thread since I haven't seen one in ages.

Speaking of new phyrexia, I am so glad no one has requested elesh norn. I mean I understand the appeal but goodness everyone knows she doesn't have a vagina

I've seen a picture of Norn in underwear.

I've also seen that picture photoshopped so she has a dick. Worst of all, that dick had skin. Person that did it wasn't an MTG vorthos (and might not have even played or followed MTG content)

Skin is the prison of the blessed and the stronghold of the heretic!

I've seen one of those things...

Not cheesecake, but this thread has given me even more ideas than I already had.

Looking good.

What is a cheesecake thread anyway?

Did that guy ever draw Thalia fucking horse cock Futa Olivia with a silver strap-on.

That's why I created this thread

Also rolling for 9999 or 0000

Thanks. I added some shading, but I'll post it in another thread if that happens; not much difference.

And cheesecake, eye candy, pin ups, lewds, sluttily dressed witches and bikini warriors,.

So cheesecake is basically softcore?

That can be posted on a blueboard. Not so much porn so much as something someone knows will be fapped to.

>Not so much porn so much as something someone knows will be fapped to.

So porn

Yes

And as much as I want to start drawing a four-handed handjob, I'm a square that has to wake up for work.

Well you're not getting paid to quench our fantasies so that's fine with me.

Also your open windows made me kek

yeah searching pixiv, most of them are bad.

S-source, senpai??

you misspelled "best"

OP here. You know, that overly horny guy that wants MTG rule 34?

It's been more than 24 hours since the guy who originally promised MTG porn said that he would be getting to work and drawing our requests, and he said he would post the goods this morning, so for now he didn't deliver.

However we discussed on where we can put the porn. I assumed the rule 34 website, but he said that a throwaway tumblr site [Spoiler]so all of tumbr lol[/spoiler] would work better for navigation. The problem with this is that it's much harder to find some new tumblr page than it is to find THE place for rule 34.

So, whenever you complete some porn (I don't know how many drawfags there are on this thread and I feel a little bad about acting like I have any control over you guys but you're not getting mad at anything I'm suggesting yet so I'll keep doing it) how about saying:

>what's the content of the porn (characters, setting, fetishes)

>where you're putting it (link would be nice)

>tags/any other tips that will help us find your work in the future so eventually we don't need to use a blue board to talk about yellow board business

>if there's any more on the way

If there are drawfags lurking, and you are taking requests, I'd like angels. Preferably in the lead role, futa is fine.

>no pics of Nahiri fucking soren in the ass with a stoneforged cock

I'm kinda just shamelessly bumping my own thread at this point so that people have a chance to tell us when they finished.

>rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2129112#search=Magic_the_Gathering
MY Nigga

So I have a question for you anons: why do YOU want MTG rule 34?

I like the lore, characters, and art. I fap to hentai like 50% of the time, so why not some of the girls in the fiction I enjoy.

The dick wants what the dick wants.

Arlinn Kord,Elspeth, and Thalia

Because 'muh dick'.

Good Archangel of Thune rule 34 never.

Anafenza

I like Thalia but she's more like a really cool person I admire a lot.

I'd rather ask her on a date than see her naked.

What do you think the end goal of dates is user?

>Be a simple Gruul man
>Doing simple Gruul stuff
>Already broke half the stuff I planned to break today, so things were going great
>In the middle of smashing some streetlights when qt Boros angel lands next to me
>ohshitthepolice
>I go to run but she catches me
>Pins me down
>"You're not going to get off that easily" she says, winking
>wut
>Pulls down my pants
>Wut
>Starts giving me a handjob
>Borborygmos in Wut
>She leans down, and starts using her mouth
>I cum in no time
>Look down and see her turn to face me
>It's motherfucking Lazav
>"No one will ever believe you" he whispers, crawling backwards into a nearby storm drain

Fucking Dimir.

Depends on who you ask. For many people, the end goal of dates is seeing people naked, sure.

But for some people it's marriage.

Thalia seems like she'd be impossible to live with, she specializes in making other people's lives more difficult.

This may be true, but I'm pretty easy going and I would also be very dedicated to trying my best to make her happy so I feel like things would work out.

But she's a famous leader where she's from, I don't know if she would even choose me in the first place. I'm sure there are lots of cathars, including Odric, that like her too. I'd have to try extra hard to be good enough.

You are a good vanilla man, good luck with your cardfu

>Borborygmos in Wut
Good one

This made me smile.

Good luck out there, user!

I wanted to date Thalia BEFORE her EM art

Fire elemental

Lost soul

The same like I wanted from last thread.
Sisay being fucking by a Flametongue Kavu or
Hannah being fucked by a Phyrexian Negator while be completed.

Genuine kek