If I took a shit directly on to the wargaming table, what units could it proxy as?
Christian Kelly
Did the shit come out of your basshole?
Leo Cruz
Great Unclean One.
Ryan Bailey
>Tau are actually good
YOU LIED TO ME
YOU SAID THE AGE OF WEEBS WAS OVER
Christian Johnson
So how are people enjoying their shiny new pile of shit edition?
Blake Gonzalez
Fixed up my Kustom Shoota a bit more, gave it longer barrels
Colton Lopez
Roll for decimation
Charles Robinson
And now he's got a supah gitfinda. No matter what way you look through it you're sure to find some gits!
Eli Diaz
Rollin
Jayden Davis
>not rolling properly
Guess who got decimated!
Bentley Perez
Not bad. Do you have anything that could work as loudeners?
Adam Brooks
I hope you put more effort into your models than you do your memes.
Daniel Ward
You didn't state what results in decimation, also 1d10 is useless when we can use end number of post.
Leo Barnes
So I bought my second orkanaut today and got my 1000p list for the GW Store's first tournament. >1 Gorkanaut with a Big Mek with KFF and grot oiler inside >1 Morkanaut with 3 Meganobz with Powerklaw and Boss Meganob with kombi-skorcha inside
And that's it desu. Don't wanna really be a waacfag but I always loved these models and I'm probably going to lose to hordes or objectives anyway so there's that
Oliver Wilson
Gross tranny you've got there
Asher Diaz
Wait is the person who rolled a 1 or a 0 getting decimated?
Chase Miller
Looks like posts ending in 1 get decimated!
Hunter Hill
I bought a random box of marine models from my friend and these guys were in it.
I can put them into army as a regular Elite now, can't I? Are these fellas any good rules wise?
The one of the left is missing his bolter, would it look too weird if I did something like gave him the multi-melta from an attack bike sprue with he hand of a plastic model to hold it or something on his left hand so I could have a heavy weapon Legionnaire?
I don't want to go too overboard, it's a kustom shoota not a snazzgun
David Taylor
Forgot pic, five man Legion of the Damned squad.
Michael Lee
>Emperor condemns Magnus for using psychic spells that require the sacrifice of others >Emperor now lives on through eating other people's souls, and the astronomican is powered by constantly sacrificing psykers
Oh sweet irony ...
Jaxon Foster
Remember to report and hide shitposter. Ignore them if you can't be ass to report them.
That said 1000 or 2000 points for random games?
Colton Howard
How many have you collected so far?
Sebastian Gray
Shitsters of Basshole
Anthony Nguyen
NO WE DIDNT ASSHOLE TAU WENT FROM "AUTO-WIN" IN 7TH TO MERELY "GOOD" IN 8TH THEREFOR THEY ARE NOW SHIT AND EVERYONE SHOULD BURN THEIR TAU MODELS WHY DOESNT YOUR MORONIC BRAIN GRASP THIS CONCEPT???
Leo Diaz
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Colton Jackson
I'll kill him nyself
Brayden Ross
First 4 melee predator
Evan Perez
p2w
Elijah Sanchez
I'm loving this silly melee tanks.
Jordan Rodriguez
I laughed out loud at work Thanks
Oliver Bailey
I DONT WANT TAU TO BE GOOD
I WANT THEM TO BE SHIT
FUCK TAU
I WANT ALL TAU PLAYERS TO FUCKING DIE
Cooper Scott
Too bad it's tranny shit
Christopher Garcia
2poor2win
user love, the entire game is pay to win, you can't really play for free unless some how you end getting an entire army ready to go for free for some magical reason
James Jones
Is there any place for 8th edition lore change summary?
Nathan Barnes
>desperately defending p2w Oh yeah and there can't be any pay to win items in video games because the hardware to play the game on costs money so everything is pay to win actually
Jackson Cruz
Pls leave 40kg
Caleb Moore
STOP LOSING TO TAU GOD DAMMIT GET GOOD
Brayden Ross
The lore went to shit by 4th edition. Everything now feels like reading fan fiction. (yes 40k lore was never good, but at least it was good enough back then)
Christopher Torres
>how everyone feels about shitsters of basshole players.gif
Ryan Clark
Google 1d4chan 40k 8th edition
Ryder Turner
If you're mad that you don't have forgeworld, get a job and go get some forgeworld.
If you're made because "b-b-but its unbalanced" you can gtfo. 40k was and will never be balanced. Go play fluffy lore based games with powerlevels.
Brayden Jackson
user you have to buy the models. It literally pay to win the game. You can simply buy broken units regardless if they are GW or FW.
Stop doing 3rd edition memes too, the broken op crap from FW was like a decade ago for fuck sake
Christian Thomas
>sisters of bass hole tank Not interested.
Benjamin Reed
40k lore is at its best when its close to being so stupid it becomes good. But there is a very fine balance in that.
Elijah Carter
>shitsters of basshole
Elijah Campbell
8th edition is entirely balanced actually, it's just the p2w third party shit which isn't part of the base game that needs adjustment.
Jacob Sanchez
>pay to win >not pay to play
Jace Sanchez
Don't you have work or a social life outside, do you do something else besides shitposting in Veeky Forums?
Henry Campbell
>P2w >3rd party >unbalanced
Its ok guys he doesnt actually play the game. We can all forget this meme now.
Cooper Gray
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Nathan Cox
What is a Spartan tank.
Mason Jones
Is it any difference in 40k? That is assuming you didn't get your shit for free and no effort
Parker Myers
>Grav chute deployment: disembark after you move >may move 20"+ >disembark allows movement and charging >may carry 4 Bullgryns
So weird this mean I can roll a 3" charge with a TEQ melee unit against almost anything on the board on turn 1?
Camden Harris
>third party >FW
Loving every laugh. Keep salty, poorfag
Eli Reyes
unga bunga where the sorcery at
Neckbearded cyclops retard Magnus is best Magnus.
Benjamin Hughes
I'm not the loser defending his precious bass-holes on Veeky Forums.
Christopher Stewart
>FW >third party
Is that you Kirby?
Parker Walker
stop replying to him.
Connor Cook
>more expensive model >better rules Sounds pretty pay to win to me. That's why we don't allow forgeworld rules at our LGS. You can bring the model, but you're using the same rules as the rest of us.
John Foster
But user I play the best army in the game. The only army that matters.
We just don't care about your assblasting tranny ass shitposting on everything.
Jose Perry
>people play >can't afford >"Fucking pay to win I swear"
James Morgan
>That's why we don't allow forgeworld rules at our LGS. You can bring the model, but you're using the same rules as the rest of us. Woah, your LGS sounds like a really fun place
Benjamin Sanchez
Models who disembark after the vehicle moved count as having moved, read the rules.
Nolan Hill
>" everything is viable in 8th!" >Tac marines still do less than guardsmen Fuck GW.
> allowing rules for a model made by the game and this is enforced by the store
Thank god i dont live near actual autists that run shops like this.
Samuel Harris
He's right though, forge world is not GW, they're completely different.
You need your opponents consent to use forge world sculpts, unlike GW miniatures, because it's a GW game.
James Robinson
It's a lot more fun than having to suffer through games where some snowflake brings special rules that aren't even part of the real game.
Colton Fisher
Hemlock Wraithfighter Magnus (with or without other smite spamming psykers) Voidraven Deepstrike+Warptime Terminators
Dude what fucking rock do you live under?
Here's some more: Tau Commanders with stimms/ethereals for an entire army of characters backed up by drones that shits on you while you can only shoot the closest unit. Oh btw he's going to spread wounds everyturn by rotating the commanders and then table you.
Acolytes have 3 wounds and are dirt cheap per model.
--- user just get out already.
Lincoln Morales
It's a good edition for scouts though.
Jaxon Wilson
>buy riptide >buy psyker to rape the model
It is pay to win. You want win without paying let alone play.
Also video games are not the same thing that is like comparing a sport car with a cargo ship, both are transports but they are not the same shit
In any case stop being poor or just proxy
Elijah Wood
All those things are balanced though, you're just bad as Warhammer and don't know why you keep losing (if you've actually ever played which I doubt)
Jayden Ross
Muh yuge warhams order is comin 2morrow
Ultra Hype
Jaxson Stewart
3rd edition call, he asking permission to use special characters
Connor Scott
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Henry Allen
Not sure you do this edition, maybe I missed that in the rules.
Bentley Kelly
Are Sisters of Silence still a good counter to Psykers? I was planning on picking some up for my Admech army, which is in dire need of some Anti-Psyker support, but I'm still not sure if they are worth it. All they give is a -1 to Psyker rolls, and have the ability to Deny the Witch. However, the fact that they can also all take flamers does sound very appealing to me. along with their Great Sword load out. Their Bolters ignoring the Character rule also looks interesting, at the very least.
Also, why the fuck does List Builder still not have the Ad Mech?
Angel Harris
Is there anything that outdoes Electropriests for cost-effective melee? Assuming they get there, anyway.
A full squad charging will do 12.2 wounds to almost anything, without even factoring regular wounds in, and are only 320 points.
What would be a decent substitute for their slightly janky models? I thought about some servitorised Chaos Marauders with Arc and Hydraulic claws and electro-power weapons on their arms and stuff. They're ripped enough for the implants to not look too off.
Any other ideas?
Landon Sullivan
>shitsters
Luke Torres
I actually agree with this assessment. Or at least for how it changed the IG (Astra Militarum is a fucking stupid name). Once upon a time the IG were merely just average bloke soldiers with some training before getting shipped off to fight the many horrors in the galaxy. There was something noble and cool about being the underdog versus EVERYBODY. Then somewhere around 4th every Guardsman suddenly became the equivalent of a special forces trooper to a man. I really wish they didn't do that because it is incredibly detached from their tabletop stats.
Incidentally, Space Marines were in a somewhat similar boat as well. Although they were, in fact, the Imperiums special forces they weren't the superheroes they basically are today.
Christopher Nelson
Psykers aren't so bad in the new edition, but maybe a Culexus? Fits the aesthetic more, costs less points and doesn't need a rhino or something just to be useful.
David Ortiz
Lol nice b8 m8.
Carter Jones
Yes. You could lose costly models because rolls of ones but other than that, it works.
I personally shove flamers up the grill of my opponent.
Hunter Cruz
SIsters of Silence, you fucktard, not your shitty SoB meme.
Besides, I know your just mad that SoS got plastic before SoB did.
Samuel Cooper
All of those in the above post aren't balanced any better than most FW models.
Blaming them on losing is pretty salty though yeah.
Landon Rogers
why the fuck do you have to fill out a captcha to file reports
Nathaniel Jackson
I like this alot more than your standard tervigon list. Thoughts?
Anthony Bennett
How are dreds this edition. I want my iron hands to be able to field some without getting wiped turn 1.
Wyatt Howard
We all know the shitposter actually loves SoB and is assblasted that no tranny would love his ugly ass
Ian Ward
Bullshit. How do Tacs underperform vs Guard?
Julian Perez
Dreds are good. Deff Dreds especially.
Bentley Sanders
well you can run an army that is literally all dreads now
and they are very killy
Jose Morris
> hes pretending this was ever anything but ass mad store owners and out right liars and cheaters
Stay mad cheater
Brody Hernandez
Forge world is different from GW, you can just disallow them to use any Forge world stuff and it's ok but when first party material is shit then you've got nothing.
Unfair, cheating rulesets are why most people dont allow Forge world but people forget that GW is pretty bad too.
Asher Gutierrez
Can only have 10 in a squad and can only fire 20 boltgun shots at half range. Also can only take ONE special and ONE heavy.
Levi Cook
Arguing with a buddy of mine, and need some clarification here.
How many attacks can a Khorne berserker actually get?
He says that, for all intents and purposes, the bolt pistol + chainsword combo and the chainaxe + chainsword combo can get the same amount of attacks, therefore the chainaxe isn't worth it.
I say that the chainaxe + chainsword combo can get more attacks, seeing as the extra attacks the berserkers get only apply in the fight phase, and not shooting.
I'm newer to 40k, so he may have a point, but either way, I want an actual answer so I can actually use them in the way I want to (maximum attacks)