"Insecticons, attack!" edition
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>half way through the hours
>still no fucking Bolas
If his card hadn't been spoiled already I would half expect Rick Astley to be the last thing to emerge from the gate to the afterlife.
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Nolan Lee
Cameron King
I think it is taking a very melancholic turn what with the gods discovering they have all been deceived. Today's was mostly an action piece but those little snippets of Rhonas's mind were a nice touch.
I'm still thinking "Oketra's Last Mercy" is the saddest card name they've produced in a long time.
Adrian Brooks
Scorpion God is one badass motherfucker, when he ripped the snek apart while saying "Nah Nah Nigga"
Brandon Lopez
>No Bolas
Why hasn't Chandra simply burned the evil gods away? These ones aren't even Eldrazi Titans.
Kayden Foster
For all she's accomplished on Amonkhet, she may as well have stayed with her mom and sit this adventure out.
Lucas Baker
You say that, but she's probably gonna roast some locusts soon. I feel like they are using the insect gods as pseudo eldrazi titans, to be defeated by the gatewatch and be "see guise teamwork is stronger than gods" while selling more nissas. Then Bolas comes and wrecks them to sell Archenemy
Benjamin Fisher
Where's the Jacetice League during all this?
Landon Sanders
>tfw you butt-rape a God so hard it severs the ley lines of an old walker and kills the victim
Brody James
I find it quite ironic that Amonkhet has produced more emotion than the entirety of Kaladesh's supposed moral conflicts. Naktamun is a Paradise Lost allegory if I ever saw one, but still quite entertaining.
Dylan Powell
Kaladesh, along with all artifact blocks was a mistake.