Turn undead

>turn undead
>dont actually turn into an undead

>turn undead
>they don't become vulnerable to flanking

>shitpost
>don't actually excrete a long piece of wood

"Turn", in that context, means "to change or alter the course of". Like turning a blow.

>bootleg scroll of turn undead that just makes any nearby zombies rapidly spin like they're on a turntable

>warhammer 40 thousand
>there are more than 40 thousand warhammers in the setting

>Turn Undead.
>Skelebro rotates 90 degrees.
>Pissed because spell doesn't work right.
>Our dreams of a flying skeleton army are shattered

>Faerie Fire
>faerie still has a job

>traditional games
>board talks about new games and not exclusively ones that are traditional

>lay on hands
>don't actually stick a sausage in their anus OR nostrils

>rebuke undead
>don't actually scold them

>pyromancer
>throws fireballs around rather than doing divinations with fire

>blink
>dont actually close your eyes and open them again

>combat expertise
>makes you worse at combat

>turn undead
>undead does a 360 and walks away

>not doing this

>turn left
>doesn't actually turn left
>jesus christ brenda taco bell is the other direction
>where the fuck are you taking me

>Be ages ago
>Playing Strahd's Possession
>Run into some kind of tough undead
>Have cleric use turn undead
>They start spinning around in circles.

>Darksight
>still see white people

Gave me a chuckle.

>Ghost Sound
>makes noises besides "boo!"

>Cast Hero's Feast
>Evil party members not allowed to eat

Fuhuhuhu

This confused the hell out of me when I was 8 years old playing Icewind Dale.

>Attack of Opportunity
>Opportunity doesn't attack

>blackguard
>most commonly portrayed as persons of European heritage

>rules as written
>still required to comply with unwritten rules and common sense

kek

>Bane
>Your character doesn't become taller

>Werewolf
>is still a wolf currently

>Werewolf
>There wolf