Turn undead

>turn undead
>dont actually turn into an undead

>turn undead
>they don't become vulnerable to flanking

>shitpost
>don't actually excrete a long piece of wood

"Turn", in that context, means "to change or alter the course of". Like turning a blow.

>bootleg scroll of turn undead that just makes any nearby zombies rapidly spin like they're on a turntable

>warhammer 40 thousand
>there are more than 40 thousand warhammers in the setting

>Turn Undead.
>Skelebro rotates 90 degrees.
>Pissed because spell doesn't work right.
>Our dreams of a flying skeleton army are shattered

>Faerie Fire
>faerie still has a job

>traditional games
>board talks about new games and not exclusively ones that are traditional

>lay on hands
>don't actually stick a sausage in their anus OR nostrils